I might be going Jail this Monday

[Geeljire Sandheer]

I have a court case this Monday and im scared if I lose the case I will be looking at three years in Jail I didn't commit the crime in question and I have two witnesses on my side but the thing is the victim is Autistic and they will take his side due to his illness can you guys give me advice on how I should present myself in order to get the jury on my side im an innocent man and I didn't commit the crime can you guys help a fellow somali out I have a lot to lose

 

[Zailah]

I have a court case this Monday and im scared if I lose the case I will be looking at three years in Jail I didn't commit the crime in question and I have two witnesses on my side but the thing is the victim is Autistic and they will take his side due to his illness can you guys give me advice on how I should present myself in order to get the jury on my side im an innocent man and I didn't commit the crime can you guys help a fellow somali out I have a lot to lose

1) Trolling?

2) Is it a case with a jury.

3) why aren’t you asking your solicitor

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

1) Trolling?

2) Is it a case with a jury.

3) why aren’t you asking your solicitor

I asked my solicitor today and he gave me dead advice just wear whatever your comfortable in does this guy want me to wear a tracksuit and trainers horta

 

[DeadStar]

I have a court case this Monday and im scared if I lose the case I will be looking at three years in Jail I didn't commit the crime in question and I have two witnesses on my side but the thing is the victim is Autistic and they will take his side due to his illness can you guys give me advice on how I should present myself in order to get the jury on my side im an innocent man and I didn't commit the crime can you guys help a fellow somali out I have a lot to lose

My Nigga your parents don’t want you to marry your fiancé.
You don’t pray.
And you caught a case.
Wallahi you a fucked up farax.

I call this BS

 

[.279]

This guy's a mess

 

[Zailah]

I asked my solicitor today and he gave me dead advice just wear whatever your comfortable in does this guy want me to wear a tracksuit and trainers horta

Wear a suit if you can. Show that you’re not just a lousy Somali gangster.

I do think you’re joking, wallah but I’ll give you benefit of the doubt

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

My Nigga your parents don’t want you to marry your fiancé.
You don’t pray.
And you caught a case.
Wallahi you a fucked up farax.

I call this BS

Yo im in a peak situation I need advice why you gotta put me down im losing a lot right now

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

This guy's a mess

Fam im thinking about wearing khamis to court do you think allah will put the jury on my side then

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

Wear a suit if you can. Show that you’re not just a lousy Somali gangster.

I do think you’re joking, wallah but I’ll give you benefit of the doubt

Lmao this ain't a joke ill put my snapchat here for you to watch my jail lifestyle if I lose and I thinking more khamis Allahs blessing will be on me then

 

[Deactivated]

Getting legal advice on a forum should add three more years for that alone.

 

[Mercury]

What's the crime in question?

 

[Zailah]

Lmao this ain't a joke ill put my snapchat here for you to watch my jail lifestyle if I lose and I thinking more khamis Allahs blessing will be on me then

You don’t even pray sxb. Start now as you need it. Also, lose the khamis idea because you don’t want to look like a Salafi terrorist. Don’t be nervous or too confident. The jury/judge will sense it and see you as guilty. Also, get a better solicitor and barrister. Don’t be a nacas and talk for yourself properly when you’re cross examined.

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

Getting legal advice on a forum should add three more years for that alone.

Lmao you think the askar read this

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

What's the crime in question?

I can't say that right now kk

 

[Zailah]

Lmao you think the askar read this

They go through your IP if it’s a serious crime. Juries aren’t allowed to search you up as well so

 

[Radical]

Tell them that you're gay and all charges will be dropped, works like a charm

 

[Deactivated]

Lmao you think the askar read this

You didn't fear askars when you did the crime.

Innocent or not, your a black male and your muslim.

Staying out of trouble at your age is virtually impossible for your generation.

 

[Mercury]

I can't say that right now kk

What you got to lose?

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

You don’t even pray sxb. Start now as you need it. Also, lose the khamis idea because you don’t want to look like a Salafi terrorist. Don’t be nervous or too confident. The jury/judge will sense it and see you as guilty. Also, get a better solicitor and barrister. Don’t be a nacas and talk for yourself properly when you’re cross examined.

Too right bro im thinking I should go for slicked back hair like dabcasar black and white suit and clean clarks shoes also going to add the glasses in to look extra nerdy and talk in the most posh voice I can do. Yeah and good point im gonna pray ten times a day until Monday from now on.

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

You didn't fear askars when you did the crime.

Innocent or not, your a black male and your muslim.

Staying out of trouble at your age is virtually impossible for your generation.

I agreed with everything you said until you called me black the part of my defence is that they got the description wrong and im not black it worked at the first hearing so it should work this Monday