I can't speak Somali

[astorecalledkmart]

Thank you lol. However dont you agree?
Anyone who says the word "thugy" has a white, middle age soul inside them lmfao.

My friend, I too grew up in an environment devoid of colour, but I use the term "thuggish" instead in hopes that it will trick some people into thinking that I listen to Bones Thugs n Harmony in hopes of increasing my street credibility

 

[Helios]

Wait they live in djibouti and don‘t speak somali?

No read it closer lol their mother moved their as a kid and she taught them how speak french when she had them. They were born in Canada

 

[Helios]

Found your snobby ass warya

Hey man the White people like us because we ain't what they hear about Somalis on TV in Toronto

 

[AussieHustler]

@The Kaiser

When Alshabaab and those extreme Salafi Sheikhs successfully and completely manage to conquer the Somali peninsula, Arabic will become the Lingua Franca of Somalis and cultural wars will replace tribal wars. Stick with your French and English, the Somali language has a bleak future.

say after me.

Luqadeeyda was Ingiriis.

 

[Helios]

@The Kaiser

When Alshabaab and those extreme Salafi Sheikhs successfully and completely manage to conquer the Somali peninsula, Arabic will become the Lingua Franca of Somalis and cultural wars will replace tribal wars. Stick with your French and English, the Somali language has a bleak future.

say after me.

Luqadeeyda was Ingiriis.

Lol I only have english to cling onto but I speak like a white person lol

 

[NotMyL]

@The Kaiser lakin runtu maaha in wax kasta la cuni karo iyada oo aan laga taxadarin oo aan si fiiro leh loo dooran, karin ama aan loo diyaarin, sida in laga saro sunta ama qaybaha aan la cuni karin.

Talaabooyiinkaa la aantood cuntadu qof kasta oo cunaa wuu ku bukoon karaa calaamaduhuna waxay u dhexeeyaan yalaalugo, dawakhaad iyo xataa geeri.

 

[Helios]

Stop flexing on me or I'll start dropping words you will need to google to understand

 

[AussieHustler]

Lol I only have english to cling onto but I speak like a white person lol

@The Kaiser

Look at the bright side, whenever you visit back home, you can hire someone with few bucks as an interpreter. Keep speaking your English like a white bloke.

@NotMyL

Why did you copy Somali from a website, just to confuse our little white friend, @The Kaiser?

 

[Helios]

@The Kaiser lakin runtu maaha in wax kasta la cuni karo iyada oo aan laga taxadarin oo aan si fiiro leh loo dooran, karin ama aan loo diyaarin, sida in laga saro sunta ama qaybaha aan la cuni karin.

Talaabooyiinkaa la aantood cuntadu qof kasta oo cunaa wuu ku bukoon karaa calaamaduhuna waxay u dhexeeyaan yalaalugo, dawakhaad iyo xataa geeri.

Exactly thats what I thought ur scared of my command of this West Germanic language

 

[Helios]

@The Kaiser

Look at the bright side, whenever you visit back home, you can hire someone with few bucks as an interpreter. Keep speaking your English like a white bloke.

@NotMyL

Why did you copy Somali from a website, just to confuse our little white friend, @The Kaiser?

Hey now lets not turn me into Waaqo the xabeshi

 

[NotMyL]

@The Kaiser

Look at the bright side, whenever you visit back home, you can hire someone with few bucks as an interpreter. Keep speaking your English like a white bloke.

@NotMyL

Why did you copy Somali from a website, just to confuse our little white friend, @The Kaiser?

Walaal I am informing him about the danger of certain cuunto, waarya @The Kaiser cuuntada qaar iska aa laali

 

[HanadR6]

Exactly thats what I thought ur scared of my command of this West Germanic language

I spoke Somali fluently when I was a toddler so was my lil bro (I remember) but he lost his ways now he only knows one or two words from the language smh. $30 an hour for lessons (PayPal only)







@Basra special

 

[Helios]

@NotMyL Last warning before I make you remember what a dictionary is

 

[TheAnswer]

https://voca.ro/nuDsiNe2PGc

 

[Helios]

I spoke Somali fluently when I was a toddler so was my lil bro (I remember) but he lost his ways now he only knows one or two words from the language smh. $30 an hour for lessons (PayPal only)







@Basra special

I appreciate it but if I'm going to learn it I can spare myself a few hundred dollars and buy a ticket to somalia instead

 

[TheAnswer]

@The Kaiser

Just try to speak as much Somali as you can. If your parents speak English to you, speak Somali to them. Tell them you want to learn Somali and to adjust their behavior to support that. If all else fails, hit me up and i'll skype you to speak Somali. I'm faaar from native-level fluent, but much better than the typical say wallahi.

 

[IftiinOfLife]

Wait they live in djibouti and don‘t speak somali?

That’s how you know the story is fake lol.

 

[Helios]

They dont live in djibouti. I literally said their mother - my aunt who immigrated to Canada spent a lot of her childhood in djibouti and she taught them french

 

[Basra]

As you can read in the title of this thread I am completely incapable of speaking Af Somali. I understand a few words but my parents who were both fluent in English by the time I was born never really taught me. I live in a white neighborhood in Canada at least an hour away from relatives (also all fluent in english) and I had no need growing up speaking the language. I've already braced myself for the xabashi accusations like our ethiopian friend @Waaqo of Punt. I would love to be able to speak Somali as I feel incomplete without it.

imposter

 

[Helios]

Who am I impersonating?