I am looking for halal halimo

[Shmurda]

your wingman has qashined my post who does he think he is ?!

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Hes a real nigga riding out for me my brotha

And have a good night. Tune in tommorow for more fukkry from me

 

[Furioso]

Nah she is not in it together
I just find her peng and I dont feel like approaching her I am halal
But I am worried would I be to late

You want to go from 0-100. You should take baby steps. Why don’t you try talking to her? Looks are not everything.

 

[Mahacagalla]

View attachment 86415 kkkk abaayo I am pure canadian I drink my iced capps extra cream and base and I pay my taxes I won't bite unless you ask me to

You have US bassbort you can't fool us.

 

[Shmurda]

You have US bassbort you can't fool us.

Why I gotta choose one sxb I take pride in my dual citizenship im on both sides

 

[Mahacagalla]

Why I gotta choose one sxb I take pride in my dual citizenship im on both sides

Nah fam, like a child of divorce you gotta choose us or them

 

[B-is-the-code]

Those are my solutions
All jokes aside how do I tell her that wait for and do fo anything haram such as zina and I would come and marry year Say three years time
You think she would be yeah that is fine or she would think I have a mental illness

You are weird af sxb..you said she doesnt knw you and you never talked with her..and now you saying this sxb you should go to your local masjid and ask the sheikh if he can put your name in the marriage list...its a list for ppl who have little bit difficult to marry...you can find a good shy girl for yourself sxb...with no effort

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[Furioso]

Nah fam, like a child of divorce you gotta choose us or them

Don’t give him a choice. He’s officially Reer American.

 

[Mahacagalla]

Don’t give him a choice. He’s officially Reer American.

Very correct. We gotta kick this Hennessy label this decade foreign Halimos be assuming too much about me

 

[Furioso]

Very correct. We gotta kick this Hennessy label this decade foreign Halimos be assuming too much about me

Why do you care about what foreign xalimos think? I thought you had a girlfriend. There’s something suss about this.

 

[Mahacagalla]

Why do you care about what foreign xalimos think? I thought you had a girlfriend. There’s something suss about this.

You guys are on my ass lately. Listen I have options I am single until married.

 

[Furioso]

You guys are on my ass lately. Listen I have options I am single until married.

I didn’t know that you were one of those.

 

[Mahacagalla]

I didn’t know that you were one of those.

One of what disapointment cuts the deepest

 

[Furioso]

One of what disapointment cuts the deepest

Are you in an exclusive relationship?

 

[Mahacagalla]

Are you in an exclusive relationship?

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[Furioso]

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Do you then. Explore your sexuality.

 

[Mahacagalla]

Do you then. Explore your sexuality.

Sexuality off to bed abaayo.

 

[Furioso]

Sexuality off to bed abaayo.

Sleep is for the dead. I’m living it up.

 

[Mahacagalla]

Sleep is for the dead. I’m living it up.

You enjoy abti is going to dead I mean bed

 

[Noobmaster699]

Ask your mum

 

[Farax-ilig-fargeto]

If you're serious then try becoming a better Muslim.Go to the mosque more often and make dua at the last third of the night to get a halal one. Searching for one on here is a lost cause tbh