How to keep a man

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  1. Knowles

    Knowles Staff Member Moderator

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    1. Don’t call them your husband or boyfriend- that’s the first step of getting them to be too comfortable

    2. Talk to different men on the phone when you are around them

    3. Make them believe that the next mr right might be coming through the door at any point and they should never feel that they have you for good.

    4. Don’t present yourself to be too available or to dependeable- as my sister @sophisticate always says “men are looking for a surrogate mother” if you answer to every whim you will find yourself wiping a grown man’s ass and disinfecting his pacifier like @Basra does for her maraxeen lump.

    5. Have an emotional affair. Yes you heard. Men like women who are in demand, nothing wrong with some competition, but don’t sleep with the men you need to be able to argue it isn’t an affair so the relationship doesn’t end
     
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  2. Tukraq

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  3. sophisticate

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    I love Abdis @Knowles, so cute, so loyal and ready to be fed. It's a shame all my tamagotchi pets died in grade school. I suspect a grown Somali male would also perish being a tad thinner than my old pixelated child.
    :meleshame:
     
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  4. Factz

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    I think you should change the title to how to lose a man because the list you gave out means the end of your relationship.

    This is what men really want. This is the only way to keep your man and perhaps even prevent polygamy.

    1. Respect your man’s needs.
    2. Let your man lead.
    3. Take care of your appearance.
    4. Make sex a priority.
    5. Respect him.
    6. Trust him.
    7. Cook for him.
    8. Appreciation and Affirmation.
    9. Make your home a haven.
    10. Belief in his capabilities.


    Women want to be treated like queens well then start treating your man like a king too by following these lists.
     
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  5. Libaaxseendheer

    Libaaxseendheer DAAROODI

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    I see your sporadic qumayo 101 class is in session. Farahs are not good at mind games , hadaad is adkeysid, naa orod i dhaaf ayu ku dhihi and he'll moveon.
     
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  6. sophisticate

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    :farmajoyaab: Men don't want women that put them first.
     
  7. gurey

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    Emotional affair :drakelaugh:

    Speaking to other men on the phone:birdman:

    More like how to lose a man and get accused of cheating
     
  8. Factz

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    You do realize women have their own lists too, right? We don't complain about it and give them what they want and treat them like queens but all we ask is the same favour by treating us like a king.

    There are women that expect men to pay for them during their date. They expect men to pay for meher, honeymoon, wedding, bills, rent and etc. They want us to be traditional so what is wrong with us wanting a traditional wife?

    I think you meant men don't want hypocrites.
     
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  9. Cici

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    +use sex to get what you want out of him, wether it be changing his behavior or getting him to buy you an expensive purse, withhold sex.
    + even in marriage, keep him chasing you. When you leave the house don’t tell him where you’re going. Make sure he doesn’t know all of your friends. Keep him on his toes. And keep in shape.
     
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  10. Tukraq

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    recipe to getting dumped, kulaha withhold sex:mjlol: bye-bye
     
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  11. Factz

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    Not to mention it's haram. Make sure not to marry women that lack deen and you'll be alright.
     
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  12. riyaale

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    sax is overrated.The other aspects of the relationship is what matters the most
     
  13. saredochani10

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    oh yeaah. We do have our own list.

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  14. Tukraq

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    if she's not giving you sex she's giving it to someone else you need to divorce and open up that slot for another women, too bad these type of tricks don't work when you have 4 wives:leon: maybe thats why sspot women were so against it
     
  15. Factz

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    Nothing wrong with that walaal, it's your right just as it's right for men to want their own relationship goal lists. Relationships is all about scratching each other's back.
    :samwelcome:
     
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  17. riyaale

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    bro, ur are wifeholic u need to check into rehab
     
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  18. saredochani10

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    I agree !! :)
     
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  19. TekNiKo

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    How to please a man?

    Feed me excellent food
    Put me to sleep at night.

    Very simple.
     
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  20. saredochani10

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    Are you competing with your kid ?
     
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