How to deal with breakups

[Coulombs law]

Beware my brothas. A lot of decepticons out there. When its all said and done and the dust settles they gon be looking for some good ol' faraxs to settle down with. Dont get trapped!

Honestly it wouldn't be such a big deal if they were honest and explain that they were with an Ajnaabi first so that we can run away ASAP

But nah these Halimos ain't gonna tell you about their "Adventures" they went on during their late teens & early 20's and you gonna be left out in the dark

Becareful Fellow Faaraxs, this is a test from Allah and we must persevere

 

[Mercury]

Exactly! My abbo macaan gives me all the advice in the world when it comes to dealing with professors, classes, how to deal with gay kids at school who approach me because I wear a hijab. The only thing I can't talk to him about is dating!

Youre Christian and wear a hijab...

 

[GodKnowsBest]

Youre Christian and wear a hijab...

Yes, certain Christians wear the hijab. It's really due to the fact that I can't tell my parents until I move out. I told them in the past that I was not Muslim and they entered the first stage of grief: denial. After I kept reaffirming it to my mom she eventually slapped me in the mouth.

 

[ItsHanna]

Youre Christian and wear a hijab...

You know some of us are forced to wear hijab?

 

[Mercury]

You know some of us are forced to wear hijab?

Yes, certain Christians wear the hijab. It's really due to the fact that I can't tell my parents until I move out. I told them in the past that I was not Muslim and they entered the first stage of grief: denial. After I kept reaffirming it to my mom she eventually slapped me in the mouth.

So basically you pretend to be a muslim so mommy and daddy dont get pissed

 

[GodKnowsBest]

So basically you pretend to be a muslim so mommy and daddy dont get pissed

No, I've told my parents I don't appreciate it and don't like wearing it. My parents force it upon me. I cannot fight against them for that goes against my religion of Christianity. My dad tells me to wait until I move out.

 

[Volcahoooees]

these teenage xalimos living out their sex in the city fantacies on somalispot. dont you all have afur to cook or something

then you have me:
-Never talked to a guy before becuz of فتنة
-Never talked to a guy becuz IM a فتنة
-Been in a l̶e̶s̶b̶i̶a̶n̶ Girl School my entire life
-finding my sexual awakening* in the undeniably thicc 6eez of my African-Saudi brethen
-Never fell in love with any person of the opposite sex* i had hoes tho, they all had a sexy thicc 6eez so im satisfied
-Me being "Religious"

*u'd be surprised at the amount of 3rab lesbo/bi/camelsexual bishes i met throughout my school lyfe
i have a theory as to why this happens 90% but i don't wanna let y'all in on the biggest Saudi فضيحة ever since our 100 gay Princes that is kinda old nowadays
*Being deprived of normal-looking intellectual beings of the opposite 7aram gender+Camel-looking fuckers all around me+Abundance of thicc booty hoes=MuslimLesboTillIDieThenGoToHellfireWhereIBelong


Proud to be born on the pride month

 

[--Ajakis Lax Max--]

then you have me:
-Never talked to a guy before becuz of فتنة
-Never talked to a guy becuz IM a فتنة
-Been in a l̶e̶s̶b̶i̶a̶n̶ Girl School my entire life
-finding my sexual awakening* in the undeniably thicc 6eez of my African-Saudi brethen
-Never fell in love with any person of the opposite sex* i had hoes tho, they all had a sexy thicc 6eez so im satisfied
-Me being "Religious"

*u'd be surprised at the amount of 3rab lesbo/bi/camelsexual bishes i met throughout my school lyfe
i have a theory as to why this happens 90% but i don't wanna let y'all in on the biggest Saudi فضيحة ever since our 100 gay Princes that is kinda old nowadays
*Being deprived of normal-looking intellectual beings of the opposite 7aram gender+Camel-looking fuckers all around me+Abundance of thicc booty hoes=MuslimLesboTillIDieThenGoToHellfireWhereIBelong


Proud to be born on the pride month

what in the world are u talkin about

 

[Volcahoooees]

what in the world are u talkin about

i expected this confusion would happen

lemme clear this up real quick

NewsFlash​

im talking about my experience in KSA since i've always lived there with the Saudi side of my family.
Me joining here is becuz this site is overrun by Reer Toronto and Reer London pussy-es
#ReerJeddahRepresent

 

[Coulombs law]

then you have me:
-Never talked to a guy before becuz of فتنة
-Never talked to a guy becuz IM a فتنة
-Been in a l̶e̶s̶b̶i̶a̶n̶ Girl School my entire life
-finding my sexual awakening* in the undeniably thicc 6eez of my African-Saudi brethen
-Never fell in love with any person of the opposite sex* i had hoes tho, they all had a sexy thicc 6eez so im satisfied
-Me being "Religious"

*u'd be surprised at the amount of 3rab lesbo/bi/camelsexual bishes i met throughout my school lyfe
i have a theory as to why this happens 90% but i don't wanna let y'all in on the biggest Saudi فضيحة ever since our 100 gay Princes that is kinda old nowadays
*Being deprived of normal-looking intellectual beings of the opposite 7aram gender+Camel-looking fuckers all around me+Abundance of thicc booty hoes=MuslimLesboTillIDieThenGoToHellfireWhereIBelong


Proud to be born on the pride month

No such thing as "thick" Arab girls, they are all flat.



A+ for creativity tho....

 

[John Michael]

i expected this confusion would happen

lemme clear this up real quick

NewsFlash​

im talking about my experience in KSA since i've always lived there with the Saudi side of my family.
Me joining here is becuz this site is overrun by Reer Toronto and Reer London pussy-es
#ReerJeddahRepresent

So what you're saying is no matter where you raise your child they'll end up speaking Ebonics?

 

[Volcahoooees]

No such thing as "thick" Arab girls, they are all flat.

Fake story

im talking about my Half african brethen
lmao every1 knows that the 3rabs are built like the asians
whenever u hear me saying Thicc 3rab girls i mean the ones who are ethnically AFRICAN but culturally ARAB

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[Vision]

i expected this confusion would happen

lemme clear this up real quick

NewsFlash​

im talking about my experience in KSA since i've always lived there with the Saudi side of my family.
Me joining here is becuz this site is overrun by Reer Toronto and Reer London pussy-es
#ReerJeddahRepresent

What is this saudi side you keep saying? Thought your dad and mom were somali that met in boston as tutor/tutee

 

[Volcahoooees]

Gulf arabians girls and boys look like

 

[Volcahoooees]

What is this saudi side you keep saying? Thought your dad and mom were somali that met in boston as tutor/tutee

i was talking about my moms side
you know that Saudis of Somali descent exist ri8?


well from my mom(my mom is 6-gen) side im 7th generation Somali-Saudi
from my dad's side im 100% Somalilander
and hella proud




(im very ashamed of my saudi side and often try to hide it since i dont consider myself a c̶a̶t̶t̶l̶e̶ Su3oodiyaSaudi female)

 

[Volcahoooees]

So what you're saying is no matter where you raise your child they'll end up speaking Ebonics?

huh?
no ofc not
Canada=/=Dixon

US=/=Compton, Chicago, Detroit, the Bronx

stop putting words in my mouthsharmoo6a

 

[xisaabiye]

The best part of a relationship is when it ends wallahi that feeling of liberation is life

 

[--Ajakis Lax Max--]

i expected this confusion would happen

lemme clear this up real quick

NewsFlash​

im talking about my experience in KSA since i've always lived there with the Saudi side of my family.
Me joining here is becuz this site is overrun by Reer Toronto and Reer London pussy-es
#ReerJeddahRepresent

welcome. you should do Intro thread we dont have many of your kind

 

[John Michael]

huh?
no ofc not
Canada=/=Dixon

stop putting words in my mouth

Well I kinda have to cuz I don't know what the f you're trying to say.

 

[Volcahoooees]

welcome. you should do Intro thread we dont have many of your kind

thats becuz most of my kind either انتحرComitted suicide or انفجرQarxis or are trying their hardest to run away from Shithole Arabia