Jokes on you. I completed reading Quran one month last Ramadan.It took you two years to read a book? Took me two months. And I still know it better then you. Reading, I mean. Not memorization. The Quran does not say you should memorize.
Most Muslims have read numerous books, but they've never read the Quran from end to end. How about just reading and understanding the message of Allah instead of burdening people to memorize stuff? My computer hard drive has memorized the Qur'an. It took it thirty seconds to do so. Strange to say, my hard drive won't be rewarded for it.