How come Xalimos from the diaspora can't cook Somali food?

[Yahya Liban-Lewis]

It pisses me off that xalimos from the diaspora (Canada, US, Reer Europe) can't cook Somali food

They can't even make something simple as Canjeero/Canjeelo or Malawax

The xalimos I've dated only 1/4 of them could cook

When you confront them about it they get mad and say "Cook it yourself if you want bajiye or sambuusa "

"Go to (insert Somali restaurant) if you want hilib ari iyo baris "

"Ewww Shaah is disgusting "

What the f*ck is going on? It should be a basic requirement for xalimos from the diaspora to know how to make Somali food

I'm seriously considering marrying some xalimo from my tuulo, I love my xalimos from the West but damn, I might have to reconsider

 

[Ubax45_]

In before platinum thread.

 

[Yahya Liban-Lewis]

In before platinum thread.

Its a very serious question. It's a problem.

 

[Hades]

Whenever something starts with "how come xalimos"

All jokes aside, cooking is a survival skill, everyone in my family (even my older brother(s)) cook. My mother always said if we don't want to learn we can go broke or starve

 

[Bohol]

Their mothers failed to teach them.

 

[Hades]

Though this might be a good thing since most somali food is unhealthy just looking at the bright side of things

 

[Boqor]

Bunch of uncultured swine good for nothing xalimos, insha'Allah I will go back home to marry a true wife when I ruin some of the xalimos in my uni and area

 

[Yahya Liban-Lewis]

Whenever something starts with "how come xalimos"

All jokes aside, cooking is a survival skill, everyone in my family (even older my brother(s)) do it. My mother always said, if we don't want to learn we can go broke or starve

Mashallah, thats good. Your mother is right. Alot of Somali parents don't teach their kids that.

This one girl told me Malawax was hard to make and that she always burns it

 

[Yahya Liban-Lewis]

Their mothers failed to teach them.

Absolutely, they can't even make malawax.

 

[dr.leorio]

Everyone in my family knows how to cook, especially Somali food. It's a necessary life skill everybody needs to learn cause eating takeouts is way too expensive.

I remember this one Xalimo I was talking too telling me she didn't know how to cook. I was shocked at first but I was even more shocked when she asked me to take the time to teach her. Ain't nobody got time for that! I have cadavers to cut and shit to do young lady!

Never replied to her messages after that. But I see where Mr.Yahya Guccimane is coming from

 

[Yahya Liban-Lewis]

Though this might be a good thing since most somali food is unhealthy just looking at the bright side of things

Hell no! I want sambuusa iyo bajiye sometimes. I want cambuulo some nights. I want baris iyo hilib ari too. They always make excuses, I don't want takeout all the time.

 

[Yahya Liban-Lewis]

Bunch of uncultured swine good for nothing xalimos, insha'Allah I will go back home to marry a true wife when I ruin some of the xalimos in my uni and area

I'm considering it too. But I love diaspora xalimos too much.

 

[Tywin Mejerteen]

I'm the best cook in mY house and I got 4 sisters

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[Boqor]

I'm considering it too. But I love diaspora xalimos too much.

I've made observations and have realised the only advantage diaspora xalimos have is they have better make up . If i marry back home I will make sure to buy expensive make up no homo and take it back with me, then I got a diaspora girl in Somalia.

Some beautiful girls in somalia are let down by their 2004 sharpie eyebrows and flour on their face

 

[Yahya Liban-Lewis]

Everyone in my family knows how to cook, especially Somali food. It's a necessary life skill everybody needs to learn cause eating takeouts is way too expensive.

I remember this one Xalimo I was talking too telling me she didn't know how to cook. I was shocked at first but I was even more shocked when she asked me to take the time to teach her. Ain't nobody got time for that! I have cadavers to cut and shit to do young lady!

Never replied to her messages after that. But I see where Mr.Yahya Guccimane is coming from

Thats true wallahi. A majority of them can't even cook malawax. I'll give them a pass for canjeero because its more difficult, but they have the gall to have certain expectations for us Somali men.

They get mad when we tell them you should know how to make Somali food, saying some feminist bullshit like "imma independent boss b*tch, not a housewife". Who said anything about being a housewife? You should know how to cook girl.

 

[Saar]

Lol i can't qasoos Canjeero but waa dubi kara seriously i am trying to learn in fact in six months alone I've learned how to make sambuus, suqaar/marag/suugo and pizza

But shouldn't you guys also learn how to cook

 

[Deactivated]

Traditionally it was frowned upon for our Geeljiresses to cook food. They would have a Oromo, habash or kikuyu maid do the work for them.

The Somali Peninsula has always pampered the geeljiress.

 

[Yahya Liban-Lewis]

I've made observations and have realised the only advantage diaspora xalimos have is they have better make up . If i marry back home I will make sure to buy expensive make up no homo and take it back with me, then I got a diaspora girl in Somalia.

Some beautiful girls in somalia are let down by their 2004 sharpie eyebrows and flour on their face

Yeah, thats why I don't like them. I would definitely give it to them si xoog iyo si ficaan, but they all look like Diana abusers. It's such a turnoff.

 

[Yahya Liban-Lewis]

Lol i can't qasoos Canjeero but waa dubi kara seriously i am trying to learn in fact in six months alone I've learned how to make sambuus, suqaar/marag/suugo and pizza

But shouldn't you guys also learn how to cook

That's good, at least you can make Somali food. These other girls can't.

Somali guys now know how to cook, but I would never tell that to a xalimo, she would take advantage of me.

 

[Yahya Liban-Lewis]

Traditionally it was frowned upon for our Geeljiresses to cook food. They would have a Oromo, habash or kikuyu maid do the work for them.

The Somali Peninsula has always pampered the geeljiress.

Really? That's the problem. In the west, they should know how to cook. It's mandatory.