Help me get a booty

[AussieHustler]

Future @Knowles

 

[Muji]

with C you wouldve had something to work with. But B? You should just become a rugby player with a build like that.

Lol I’m confused by the graph

I used to have a booty but lost a lot of weight because of the stress from my studies inshallah I will put it back on before my trip to Bali this May

 

[Libaaxseendheer]

Lol I’m confused by the graph

I used to have a booty but lost a lot of weight because of the stress from my studies inshallah I will put it back on before my trip to Bali this May

Why do you want to ass up for bali? And what continent is that located?

 

[Vanessa]

Drinking cano and step machine and leg press made my butt bigger.
Squats ruining my knees.

 

[Abdalla]

We should help you get a personality first.

 

[A_A]

@Basra

And a flat chest too, Dabcaseyr has bigger breasts than @Knowles She should swap genders with @Steamdevolopment and I think she can change men from within. Someone ironed her chest at birth, a new ass with no xamuul at the front, subxaanallah.

@Knowles

Don’t put the cart before the horse, like I said, we will set you up a GoFundMe and there are Anna Nicole Smith’s silicone on sale at eBay. @Reiko help Ina adeertaa achieve her dreams.


@YourBroMoe hacked my account.

Waawareey, aan ordo.

You dumbass, how could you say that?? I ship you and @Knowles together and you insult her? Hurry up and apologize, how can I write fan fiction on favorite couple if their fighting!

 

[Muji]

You dumbass, how could you say that?? I ship you and @Knowles together and you insult her? Hurry up and apologize, how can I write fan fiction on favorite couple if their fighting!

He’s actually nicer in the forums than he is in the DMs. It’s part of his Australian charm

 

[Guled111]

Drinking cano and step machine and leg press made my butt bigger.
Squats ruining my knees.

Who you making your ass bigger for? We all know Knowles is doing it for bali. What about you

 

[Muji]

Who you making your ass bigger for? We all know Knowles is doing it for bali. What about you

Omg kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Why are you demanding an answer from her, are you her father?

 

[embarassing]

@Libaaxseendheer

Is there a “woman’s den” on Somalispot? Hayaay, why am I the last bloke to know those juicy places? When I Saw @embarassing with a Isbaaro there, I fled. I threw so many grenades on one thread than I did on my duration on Somalispot, @YourBroMoe hacked me.



@Knowles

True story, this chick knew I didn’t drink and nor smoked or use drugs and she harangued me to invite her on a New Year’s Eve party because she was infatuated with a mate of mine and then she said, is it Ok, if I bring some coke with me. physically, I was shocked to hear it because I thought how can this chick who I thought was a Mormon use coke. I said sure and she comes to the party with two big bottles of Coca-Cola. That was the night that I quit coke. I hate drugs. I prefer sniffing keeshali.
Now, @A_A and @halwa will think I’m a saqajaan. Miskiin ayaan ahay.

Baby more squats and no xaar and farting for a week, I will make prayers for you to get a Halima ass.

@Libaaxseendheer

It says, ‘women’s den’ that’s why I left to them to discuss women issues. Never been to that room.

Do you believe @embarassing calls me Tedesse? She thinks being an Ethiopian is a diss.

Guys
Who is an ass-man (likes dumarka sidii space shuttle saaruuq dibka aga xidhan)

Or

A Tit-man?

Quit trying to draw me out Tesfaye

If you're looking for some entertainment I suggest @Cognitivedissonance

 

[Emily]

Girl be happy with your small butt.
I have embraced my petite body. Ehh I wasn’t meant to have a big booty.

 

[Muji]

Why do you want to ass up for bali? And what continent is that located?

Ask @AussieHustler

 

[Guled111]

Omg kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Why are you demanding an answer from her, are you her father?

Its just women in general love to be ask why they are doing this and that. So I just wanted an answer from our sister. Because most men demand women to have a nice or bigger back, but don't know what to do with with it. Which in the end makes most women insecure about the body. That's why you see women always screaming about body positivity. If you ask me what am gonna do, to make her appreciate her back side whether its small or big. SPANK IT

 

[Gambar]

Have a baby.

 

[AussieHustler]

Ninka la hadal forget entertainment abaayo macaan assume the position aussie means business nin yaho gabadha waa diyaar ee machineka ku rakiiib

@Cognitivedissonance

Boowe, a reer Xamar adage, ‘Tixsi haddii uu is wal waalo, af weeyn aas ku dhacaa’. I’m not that fly and don’t start a feud between me and my dumaashi. Weey kuu xiistaa, fahan sheekada

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

@Cognitivedissonance

Boowe, a reer Xamar adage, ‘Tixsi haddii uu is wal waalo, af weeyn aas ku dhacaa’. I’m not that fly and don’t start a feud between me and my dumaashi. Weey kuu xiistaa, fahan sheekada

I always imagined embarrassing as a sirilankan madow as the darkest night but timo jilaaac that the sun will reflect from May the most high protect me from gabar hoosta ka madow amiin yaa rab thuma amiin

 

[embarassing]

Ninka la hadal forget entertainment abaayo macaan assume the position aussie means business nin yaho gabadha waa diyaar ee machineka ku rakiiib

reported.

 

[embarassing]

I always imagined embarrassing as a sirilankan madow as the darkest night but timo jilaaac that the sun will reflect from May the most high protect me from gabar hoosta ka madow amiin yaa rab thuma amiin

looooool

 

[AussieHustler]

reported.

@embarassing

I agree that was out of line and I deleted it but it’s like asking Dabcaseyr for his opinion and then complaining about it. You and @Cognitivedissonance have this Somali crush, caay first and shukaansi later. Find a room.

 

[embarassing]

@embarassing

I agree that was out of line and I deleted it but it’s like asking Dabcaseyr for his opinion and then complaining about it. You and @Cognitivedissonance have this Somali crush, caay first and shukaansi later. Find a room.

I dont insult anyone. I @ed him but didn't expect the comments to be directed towards me. He's lowkey one of my fav posters bc he is completely unhinged and almost every one of his comments crack me up.

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