Helen appreciation thread

[Hassan mahat]

Ok so correct me then.

Here's some basic questions:

1. Are you a zionist?
2. Did you stop going to jummah because your girl told you to?
3. Does your girl run the relationship?
4. Does your girl only allow you to have intercourse while you lay on your back?
5. Does your gf give you money?

That is all.

1- yes I am zionist
2- i go to jummuah now.
3- you can say that, although we make decisions together
4- well she like that position the most, but not only that position
5- yes , when I need it

 

[Ghengis Kaarhis]

1- yes I am zionist
2- i go to jummuah now.
3- you can say that, although we make decisions together
4- well she like that position the most, but not only that position
5- yes , when I need

Why did you stop initially

 

[486th President]

1- yes I am zionist
2- i go to jummuah now.
3- you can say that, although we make decisions together
4- well she like that position the most, but not only that position
5- yes , when I need

How does it feel to be hit from the back

 

[Ghengis Kaarhis]

How does it feel to be hit from the back

 

[Hassan mahat]

How does it feel to be hit from the back

No, I am sleeping on my back, facing her and she is on top. I am not gay

 

[Hassan mahat]

Why did you stop initially

None of you business.

 

[Ghengis Kaarhis]

None of you business.

So you telling me it's not because Helen confiscated the cookie you stopped going?

 

[Hassan mahat]

So you telling me it's not because Helen confiscated the cookie you stopped going?

We usually hang out on Friday, since we are busy with university. So it just happened to be during Jummah time, and I just stopped going to it.

 

[Octavian]

No joke I feel for his parents if he's fully Somali
Your son stopped going to jummah because his jewish gf told him so

me helena is real israeliana is guud yes yes and she white tuu buurr

 

[Hassan mahat]

me helena is real israeliana is guud yes yes and she white tuu buurr
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Fun fact: Ben gurion, first pm of Israel has that same hair style.

 

[Calaf]

She is my gf, and people here bully her daily.

It's hassan's yahudi gf that forbade him from going to jummah prayer, made him become a zionist, made him decide never to go to hajj, doesn't allow him to fack her...she facks him he can only stay on his back and not allowed to mount the b1tch
She's basically castrated him

its acode name for his left hand that he pretend is a woman by putting a wig and lipstick on it

@Calaf he won't answer these questions because he claimed every single one those things, God is my witness

1- yes I am zionist
2- i go to jummuah now.
3- you can say that, although we make decisions together
4- well she like that position the most, but not only that position
5- yes , when I need it

So all in all, from the analysis given to me, I can infer that

1) @Hassan mahat Is miskeen
2) @Hassan mahat is a simp on levels never seen before
3) @Hassan mahat is also a coon
4) @Hassan mahat is a ultra level coon
5) The generals are a dangerous place
6) Y'all are bullies on levels never seen before
7) @Hassan mahat is 1 - 4 and caused this for himself

Miskeenka. @Hassan mahat, I, and the rest of Somalispot, wish you and Helen all the best. When you do your Aliyah, remember this post

 

[Hassan mahat]

So all in all, from the analysis given to me, I can infer that

1) @Hassan mahat Is miskeen
2) @Hassan mahat is a simp on levels never seen before
3) @Hassan mahat is also a coon
4) @Hassan mahat is a ultra level coon
5) The generals are a dangerous place
6) Y'all are bullies on levels never seen before
7) @Hassan mahat is 1 - 4 and caused this for himself

Miskeenka. @Hassan mahat, I, and the rest of Somalispot, wish you and Helen all the best. When you do your Aliyah, remember this post

How am i a coon? I am proud Somali

 

[Ghengis Kaarhis]

Fun fact: Ben gurion, first pm of Israel has that same hair style.

Wallahi I'd love to make a whole show about you in Israel

 

[Calaf]

Being submissive to entity that is a fragment of your own imagination is a NEVER BEFORE SEEN lvl of jileecnimo

That is indeed worrying. Reminds me of a bus driver in London (Route 303 Kingsbury Circle to Edgware (Where @Hassan mahat people are found) ) who said " when Driving the bus, I feel scared of the air, I feel like My wife controls me through the air and that is why I am always late"

The thing was, the guy ain't married. Tries to seduce the passengers with this BS. I think about it to this date. What a coon

 

[Ghengis Kaarhis]

How am i a coon? I am proud Somali

You a coon of epic proportions! You stopped going to the masjid for some kosher malab

 

[Hassan mahat]

Wallahi I'd love to make a whole show about you in Israel

Why? I am confused

 

[Hassan mahat]

That is indeed worrying. Reminds me of a bus driver in London (Route 303 Kingsbury Circle to Edgware (Where @Hassan mahat people are found) ) who said " when Driving the bus, I feel scared of the air, I feel like My wife controls me through the air and that is why I am always late"

The thing was, the guy ain't married. Tries to seduce the passengers with this BS. I think about it to this date. What a coon

War yaa ilahey yaqaan, you are telling my partner is someone I just imagined.

 

[Ghengis Kaarhis]

Why? I am confused

You'd be very entertaining, would love to work with my favorite yahudi Larry David to write this series, it would be EPIC

 

[Calaf]

How am i a coon? I am proud Somali

I've been hearing rumors that your GF is the male in the relationship.

Is that true?

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[Hassan mahat]

You a coon of epic proportions! You stopped going to the masjid for some kosher malab

Going to masjid is not fardh