He married a freaky one

YourBroMoe

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@A_A

Indeed, it would as @YourBroMoe swore me to secrecy, my mouth is sealed. Af daboolan dahab.



@halwa

I’m a fob too, can you please educate me and post the proper kiss? I don’t want to stick my tongue into the throat of my wife on our wedding night and for her only to vomit into my mouth. Please help.
If my girl ain't a freak when I'm married, then my marriage is gonna be boring.
 

YourBroMoe

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Imagine your wife being a starfish ting and just laying there in bed for boring ole missionary position *shudders*
Real talk, all this "she's tacky" "she's a reformed ****" comments are fuckin lame bro. These are the same guys and girls that talk about real men and women. And they wonder why their sex lives are gonna be shit.
 

Mercury

Staff Member
Moderator
He’s not anyone that I know. He’s a nobody!


That was a fobbish kiss. Only fobs with no dhaqan would kiss like that in front of people. Mercury needs to get out of Insta. She looks like a ****. Habaar qabto oo aan la qaban kariin. Balaayo hoosta ka gashay.
Lol Fobs are extra on Social media kolba wax aanad arag bay sameenayan

They should be banned from all social media
 
If my girl ain't a freak when I'm married, then my marriage is gonna be boring.
@YourBroMoe

These guys are acting like my grandparents, what’s wrong with a passionate kiss on your wedding night? The Somali tradition is for her to look grumpy on her wedding night and they are not required to look one another. Is it a courtroom?

@halwa

Eeddo, if they are Somalis, inoo shid.
 

kickz

Engineer of Qandala
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Real talk, all this "she's tacky" "she's a reformed ****" comments are fuckin lame bro. These are the same guys and girls that talk about real men and women. And they wonder why their sex lives are gonna be shit.
:drakewtf: What kinda logic is this, you can be modest in public and be a freak in bed.
 

YourBroMoe

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:drakewtf: What kinda logic is this, you can be modest in public and be a freak in bed.
I never said be a freak in public. I'm just talking about people who find being freaky at all to be weird. Obviously being freaky in public is weird. But people speak as if it's something they'd never do their whole life.
 
@YourBroMoe

These guys are acting like my grandparents, what’s wrong with a passionate kiss on your wedding night? The Somali tradition is for her to look grumpy on her wedding night and they are not required to look one another. Is it a courtroom?

@halwa

Eeddo, if they are Somalis, inoo shid.
Adiga horta shib iska dheh. You two can be passionate but behind closed doors.

Awoowe clickigarey oo daawo.
 

Mercury

Staff Member
Moderator
Omgggg. What are you doing! Seriously. I can never unsee that. :cryinglaughsmiley::cryinglaughsmiley:


You need stop with these weird videos. What happens in Somalia stays in Somalia!
I’ve seen too many cringeworthy stuff posted by Somalis back home

But The worst are the Somalis that have taken over the YouTube comment section

like ii siyaa hada ilaahay jeceshahay”


 

NotMyL

"You are your best thing"
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She put the cake in her mouth and then gave it to him? That’s disgusting, nothin “baddie” about that, whoever yelled uff in the back was right :susp:
 

Abdalla

Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis
Prof.Dr.Eng.
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You’re too old to get married. Oday. Who will marry you? First show me the girl.

Maxaa Abdalla dhaantaa?
At least have the decency to tag me. :gucciwhat:

Helwa,when French kissing I bet you only stick out the tip of your tongue like a proper fob
 
At least have the decency to tag me. :gucciwhat:

Helwa,when French kissing I bet you only stick out the tip of your tongue like a proper fob
Get my name right. I don’t know this helwa thing. You’re talking like the timo jilec people.

I don’t kiss, wasakh. Keep your fitna to yourself.
 
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