He married a freaky one

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  1. Mercury

    Mercury Staff Member Moderator

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    Some things should be private

    :manny:


     
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  2. 4head

    4head The one and only 4head

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    She seems to be more confident than him and damn those freaky eyes:oops: I would be shy around her too:rolleyes::oops:
     
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  3. Kodeen

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    That nigga look dazed, he don't know what hit him
     
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  4. AussieHustler

    AussieHustler Incels need help not derision Staff Member Moderator

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    @Mercury

    Sxb, that was very romantic. In Most Somali weddings, the bride looks like she is on death-row soon to be hanged.
     
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  5. Nuur Iidaan

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    At 0:15 he really wanted to dive into that good good, like



    But if he tries to early it'll be like



    :cryinglaughsmiley::cryinglaughsmiley::cryinglaughsmiley:
     
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  6. Kodeen

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    Romantic? My negro senses tell me that's a reformed thot. He should send her my way sxb. He's gonna realize when she starts doing back flips and splits in bed

    :banderas:
     
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  7. Nuur Iidaan

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    He was defo shocked, man did not expect that at aaaallllllll. Nigga was thinking:

    "wtf did I get myself into, can I handle all this

    :gucciwhat:" .

    He probably didn't want to kiss her Infront of all them Somali aunties too looool.
     
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  8. Gibiin-Udug

    Gibiin-Udug I ❤️ Puntland Staff Member Moderator

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  9. Libaaxseendheer

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    Uhh, lucky bastard got some spicy malab.:ahh:
     
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  10. AussieHustler

    AussieHustler Incels need help not derision Staff Member Moderator

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    Come on reer Bari girl and learn how to seduce your husband.
     
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  11. halwa

    halwa

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    Who is my husband?


    You’re harassing me these days. I don’t know why.
     
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  12. Timo Jareer and proud

    Timo Jareer and proud VIP

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    Both of them where far to awkward to eat the cake. I don't blame them tho, all those videos the family members are taking can be used against the for life if sonsome fuq's up.
     
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  13. kickz

    kickz Engineer of Qandala VIP

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    Farax looked like he was about to pass out:pachah1:

    But damn he got a bad one:salute:
     
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  14. araweelokween

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    Whats this recent trend between somali couples? :vqbuyv0:
    Somalis learnt what affection was 2 months ago and forgot how to act
    Mala sugi karo?
     
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  15. Abdalla

    Abdalla Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis Prof.Dr.Eng. VIP

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    Somalis always over do it. They're either acting soulless or think their wedding is a striptease
     
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  16. Vanessa

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    Thats not even funny it’s revolting and akhlaq xumo. She embarassed herself and her family smh.
     
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  17. AIOPZ

    AIOPZ Pan-Islamist

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    Kissing on the lips at a wedding? :vqbuyv0::vqbuyv0::vqbuyv0:Somalis are done for if this sort of shit normalized. Also, she kissed way too comfortably--as if she and him had been doing that many times before. Now, I'm not outright accusing them of anything egregious like zina, but I do think it's very suspicious :cosbyhmm:
     
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  18. kickz

    kickz Engineer of Qandala VIP

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    I agree its tacky

    @A_A you better not be getting any ideas from your bollywood movies:mugshotman:
     
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  19. A_A

    A_A Islamic Fanfiction Writer

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    He’s had a taste of what’s to come.
     
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    Basra Like Donald Trump, I like to be Spanked. Let Them Eat Cake VIP

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