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[Abdisamad]

I prefer not to say

Ciyaalka xafada looking like this in the corner with blood red eyes.. Officer no racial profiling please.

 

[486th President]

Ciyaalka xafada looking like this in the corner with blood red eyes.. Officer no racial profiling please.

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@CiyaalkaXaafadaSwitzerlan

 

[The Somali Caesar]

Ciyaalka xafada looking like this in the corner with blood red eyes.. Officer no racial profiling please.

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Nigga if you’d know well you’d immediately know I’m a conservative only liberal shamelessly play the race card

I’ve never been racially profiled ever. I have full respect to the police. Coons that get caught red handed play the race card not me

 

[Sophisticate]

If I was a police officer and saw you driving I would turn on the sirens and pull you over just to get your digits.


Bad joke.. Sorry can't help it

You are pardoned for the corny pick up line since you're a Dane.

 

[Abdisamad]

Nigga if you’d know well you’d immediately know I’m a conservative only liberal shamelessly play the race card

I’ve never been racially profiled ever. I have full respect to the police. Coons that get caught red handed play the race card not me

 

[Abdisamad]

You are pardoned for the corny pick up line since you're a Dane.

I guess it's back to the drawing board to further research what pick up lines work on sophisticate. Tolow should I set up a whole R&D department for this task

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[Sophisticate]

I guess it's back to the drawing board to further research what pick up lines work on sophisticate. Tolow should I set up a whole R&D department for this task

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And give up my trade secrets?

I don't think so.

 

[Mercury]

I was arrested 1 time In Somaliland I was walking around taking pictures of houses I found pretty

This guy showes up holding an AK-47 asking why im taking pictures I told him im a tourist and I like the houses he ask where im from I tell him Sweden he said whats your qabiil I tell him than he nods his head and said come with me

We reach the station he says hes got one guy who speaks swedish and hes gonna confirm if im Swedish this guy is talking gibberish and than claims im not from Sweden

Than the cop says youre under arrest due to suspected terror activity they suspect im a terrorist whose planning to bomb houses and im taking pictures to see the best angle to bomb the houses

Im sitting there for some time than Im allowed one call I call my uncle he shows up they start apologizing and saying it was a mistake

 

[Abdisamad]

And give up my trade secrets?

I don't think so.

How about I invite you on some danish pastries, a cup of shaah and a boat trip down the canal in Copenhagens Christianshavn

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[Amazonian]

A few times in somaliland...I was a hot head teenager and they love to fight.

That's Somaliland, holla atcha boy when you've served time in a Nairobi cell with a buncha Bantus

 

[Ciyaalka Xaafada]

Bro not lying i sipped and made zina now I go sleepin

 

[Ciyaalka Xaafada]

Ciyaalka xafada looking like this in the corner with blood red eyes.. Officer no racial profiling please.

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f*ck you gaY ass Burma

 

[Yoobudy]

Me and a deaf friend got arrested in Kenya for playing football at a private property(they caught us with police dogs) then they locked us up in a tiny prison cell for a few hours. My deaf friend started screaming and making hand gestures and I was acting as a fake translator telling them that his dad was a high ranked police chief. To my surprise they ate up the story and released me first so I can bring the ‘police’ father...

 

[Ghengis Kaarhis]

Best not speak on it

 

[salma saluuni]

In somaliland I did

 

[Revolutionary]

Aren't you like 14?

15 big difference.

 

[Revolutionary]

In somaliland I did

Watchu do

 

[salma saluuni]

Watchu do

Let’s just say I’ll be on my best behaviour the next time I go there

 

[Mercury]

I have another story but this time it wasn't me but my cousin who was arrested
Hes in his car on his way home the car stalls theres cars honking the guy behind him curses and insults his mom

My cousin step outside the car punch the guy and he falls down only to later find out the guy he punched is the police chief

 

[Sophisticate]

How about I invite you on some danish pastries, a cup of shaah and a boat trip down the canal in Copenhagens Christianshavn

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Thank you for the invite. It certainly looks scenic and beautiful.

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