Growing up Somali

[DiricLover]

This was our Quran table but in green, man the memories are flooding back

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

I remember going to this Arabic mosque where the teacher told us to learn Arabic because he said you can't be a true muslim without speaking and writing in Arabic.

That teacher should have been slapped.

everybody gets jus clearing parties doe

but guest speakers and lockers?

Yes lockers and guest speakers. We even had a Somali guest speaker from Texas, turns out he was a long lost relative.

 

[TheSayid]

everyone of my somali macalins except for one were psychopaths, not even the arab macalins i had behaved like that

 

[Ahmed1]

That teacher should have been slapped.




Yes lockers and guest speakers. We even had a Somali guest speaker from Texas, turns out he was a long lost relative.

I was very young at that time the Arab Macalin used to say this to all the Somali parents and they used to believe him. We used to have conversations in Arabic lol fun times

 

[Mohamud]

View attachment 7062 This was our Quran table but in green, man the memories are flooding back

we didn't even get that. my dugsi was a kid named Liban's apartment. it moved when he moved

 

[Mercury]

Was it only my macalin that would put a pencil in between your fingers and scrunch it together? Yo that shit hurttttttttttt

wtf kinda macalin did u guys have

 

[Bahal]

>sucker punched the macaalin

He went too far sxb, slapped me like a .

Kneed that nigga in the balls, jaw tapped him when he doubled up

 

[Mohamud]

He went too far sxb, slapped me like a .

Kneed that nigga in the balls, jaw tapped him when he doubled up

 

[DiricLover]

wtf kinda macalin did u guys have

A coward one

 

[gurey]

I dont view all my macalins as bad people. They came from a different era

 

[DiricLover]

I dont view all my macalins as bad people. They came from a different era

But that does not merit what they did.

 

[waraabe]

I used to have Quran period back in my hargeisa school


Those beatings tho

When the macalin realises you didn't read your Quran and he makes this face before putting you through what African Americans went thru 300 years ago

 

[gurey]

But that does not merit what they did.

Well maybe not to you qalanjo But i still think it was okay. Look at this way, the fun far outweighed the beatings

 

[Bahal]

Lol macalins were sadists tbh.

From collective whippings to holding stress positions I done seen it all.

You just gotta charge it to the game

 

[Lord Flacko]

Lol I remember one of my earlier macalins always remembering us the kids to boycott Coca Cola, Disney and basically everything because they're all supporters of Israel

 

[BigGus]

Growing up as Somali in the west:

1) Get use to Somali men coming over the weekend to your house doing Khat with your dad and blasting music.

2) Get sent to a shitty Islamic school that costs $500 a month because your parents don't want you to go to school with those "gaalos"(infidels).

3) Get sent to dugsi and have bunch of psychologically retarded with anger issues and who are violent teach you the Quran.

4) Experience child abuse from dugsi teachers and everyone seems to be okay with it.

5) Experience some Somali women coming over to your mom's house, be surprised that my both parents work and don't get assistance from the government. Openly discuss that staying at home, producing more children will get you more money from the government and that my mom should quit her job. What great way to teach children about work ethic.

6) Deal with other family members stupidity and put up with it. "Hey abaayo(my mom) can you hold my children(5 of these fuckers) today because my deadbeat religious husband won't hold them and I need to go the mall with my friends."

 

[Mohamud]

Growing up as Somali in the west:

1) Get use to Somali men coming over the weekend to your house doing Khat with your dad and blasting music.

2) Get sent to a shitty Islamic school that costs $500 a month because your parents don't want you to go to school with those "gaalos"(infidels).

3) Get sent to dugsi and have bunch of psychologically retarded with anger issues and who are violent teach you the Quran.

4) Experience child abuse from dugsi teachers and everyone seems to be okay with it.

5) Experience some Somali women coming over to your mom's house, be surprised that my both parents work and don't get assistance from the government. Openly discuss that staying at home, producing more children will get you more money from the government and that my mom should quit her job. What great way to teach children about work ethic.

6) Deal with other family members stupidity and put up with it. "Hey abaayo(my mom) can you hold my children(5 of these fuckers) today because my deadbeat religious husband won't hold them and I need to go the mall with my friends."

 

[BigGus]

Surprised or what?

 

[Mohamud]

Yeah I mean some of that shit happens but those can't be the highlights of your childhood

 

[Zak Jingo]

Growing up as Somali in the west:

1) Get use to Somali men coming over the weekend to your house doing Khat with your dad and blasting music.

2) Get sent to a shitty Islamic school that costs $500 a month because your parents don't want you to go to school with those "gaalos"(infidels).

3) Get sent to dugsi and have bunch of psychologically retarded with anger issues and who are violent teach you the Quran.

4) Experience child abuse from dugsi teachers and everyone seems to be okay with it.

5) Experience some Somali women coming over to your mom's house, be surprised that my both parents work and don't get assistance from the government. Openly discuss that staying at home, producing more children will get you more money from the government and that my mom should quit her job. What great way to teach children about work ethic.

6) Deal with other family members stupidity and put up with it. "Hey abaayo(my mom) can you hold my children(5 of these fuckers) today because my deadbeat religious husband won't hold them and I need to go the mall with my friends."

What a complete self-hating insane atheist.