Definition of a real MAN?

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  1. Basra

    Basra Like Donald Trump, I like to be Spanked. Let Them Eat Cake VIP

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    Pick a real man then. He is a jerk, but his body will take control and fight the lion right away. He looks forward to fights like this
     
  2. Muji

    Muji Staff Member Moderator

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    I think you and I we both like strong men, why is that?
     
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  3. Basra

    Basra Like Donald Trump, I like to be Spanked. Let Them Eat Cake VIP

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    Its chemistry. Natural. Fire works.
     
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    We all know black men are scared cats that want to be protected.


    Real man is someone who has a heart of a rock. His muscles are smaller than his ego. He cannot carry his non-existent baggage. Smokes and eat weed. Passes out. Fights with anyone that touches him. Fks with anything that moves.
     
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  5. Muji

    Muji Staff Member Moderator

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    the difference is I would like him to be respectful towards me lol
     
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  6. Radical Canjeerorism

    Radical Canjeerorism

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    Fool! I have reached peak masculinity and transcended the mortal abilities of man... From now on I'll only settle for ancient Greek Statues of female Goddesses
     
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  7. Muji

    Muji Staff Member Moderator

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    lol when Basra read your aura she said you were a weak man. Basra is rarely wrong about these things.
     
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  8. Radical Canjeerorism

    Radical Canjeerorism

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    You value the opinions of BDSM fanatics?
     
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  9. Muji

    Muji Staff Member Moderator

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    lol true. You are a bit shifty though. Why can’t you say you’re American with your chest lol?
     
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  10. Radical Canjeerorism

    Radical Canjeerorism

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    I'm a proud fob in kenya who wears his roots on his sleeves, I would never claim Trumpistan
     
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    Muji Staff Member Moderator

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    A Kenyan?:gaasdrink: could you kill a lion with your bare hands?
     
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  12. Basra

    Basra Like Donald Trump, I like to be Spanked. Let Them Eat Cake VIP

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    He runs like a girl. ooops i am sorry Masaai men run like girls
     
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  13. Basra

    Basra Like Donald Trump, I like to be Spanked. Let Them Eat Cake VIP

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  14. Toriye

    Toriye Sheekhagu waa kuma?

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    All Kenyans have to kill lion as proof of manhood :manny:
     
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    Basra Like Donald Trump, I like to be Spanked. Let Them Eat Cake VIP

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    Not ALL kenyans but i believe Masaai men, they are very brave but their body is jileec like somalis
     
  16. Radical Canjeerorism

    Radical Canjeerorism

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    I'm vegan
     
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  17. Basra

    Basra Like Donald Trump, I like to be Spanked. Let Them Eat Cake VIP

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    lol i knew it lol
     
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    Somali men scream like a girl when they see a fly.


    We are cursed with incompetent men!
     
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  19. Basra

    Basra Like Donald Trump, I like to be Spanked. Let Them Eat Cake VIP

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    A girl i know broke of her engagement with her Somali man all because one day when they went to dinner, she almost dropped her plate of food, he yelled


    Allaaaahh in high pitch

    very hooyooiish he was raised by a single mama



    The girl was triggered!
     
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  20. Toriye

    Toriye Sheekhagu waa kuma?

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    I meant to say Somali Kenyans. Us and the Masaai are like the same qabiil so naturally we have the same dhaqan and therefore have killed lions for our rite of initiation into manhood. I am sure @Radical Canjeerorism can vouch for this
     
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