Macaanay, why don't you give the third wave feminism claptrap a break and let me make an honest woman out of you. I'm not the most fragrant bedmate you'll ever have, but I have stamina.
Macaanay, why don't you give the third wave feminism claptrap a break and let me make an honest woman out of you. I'm not the most fragrant bedmate you'll ever have, but I have stamina.
Maybe you're right sweetheart. Even I have to draw the line somewhere. I was okay when you told me that you were so overweight that it takes fifteen seconds for your baruur to stop jiggling after you stop walking, but not even I am this desperate. Social worker maa tiri? That's it walaal, the nikax is off.Hayee nolishiida ayan ku describgrinya.
Bal Horta noloshyda ayan ka so hadlaya. Burrurti ba iga badnatay so labo carer ayan heesta oo subaxda iiga kaciya sarrirta markana salaada ba krusiga sitting roomka ba la ee fadisya marka la ee maydo oo ka soo baxo suliga. Markana, breakfast ba la isya markanaa kursigas bay ii fadisaa malinta oo daan daqaq ma ba sameenkaro cajissnimo iyo cidlo ban kujira. Habeenkana, bay carerko igo so garacaan albabka marka qolka ba ii igaysa. So markana hadan qof care ii samain kara tanni wa irin aad oo fican social service ban ka bexi laha oo qof xuryad leh ban ahan laha.
You think I should import a barely legal cutie pie from Hargeysa? What if she becomes a feminist like @The Cushitic One and demands cuts to my ration of halal beer?Shit, If I were over 50 and still single I'd only have one option left. I would take my lacag and talents back home to the motherland and find me a pretty village girl willing to give an old man a chance. It's time to forget about your western lifestyle of decadence and seek out one of the best wonders of the world which is a Xalimo with a batty !
Good God, if I'm not grabbing Xalimo booty at least 3 days a week when I'm an oday I have failed in life. It's time to for redemption old man, go find your nomad princess !
You think I should import a barely legal cutie pie from Hargeysa? What if she becomes a feminist like @The Cushitic One and demands cuts to my ration of halal beer?
My Darood ancestors have a saying:
A feminist, a dog, and a walnut tree / The more you whip them, the better they be
Very sound advice. There's no other option is there?Hortu, step numero uno.
Hadaad bidaar qabtid, iska xiir adeer. Amazon.com waxaad ka dhalabtaa Wahls, dakadaadu daba dhanyeer kadhig.
Lacagtaadi haysid, kusoo iibi shaatiyaal ku anfacdo dabeedna xarqaanta soomalida halagu soo tola cabirkaada. Matter of fact, maqaasintada dhan halagu tola.
Gymkii gal, badar calooshuda gaas ka kiciso isagadaa, qudaartaada garaac.
Intaasa kuu dhaanta inaad halkaan afka ku leerisid.
Taagero baa ku jooga halkaan ee bakhbakhdaadi ku ekow cammu
You think I should import a barely legal cutie pie from Hargeysa? What if she becomes a feminist like @The Cushitic One and demands cuts to my ration of halal beer?
My Darood ancestors have a saying:
A feminist, a dog, and a walnut tree / The more you whip them, the better they be
What's FOB? I hear it loads, but don't understand.The fobs aren't stupid yet you would
Get a naive 1950's xaalimo, if she's
Smart she will run away once she
Gets citizenship!
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Hey you think it's funny to mock me now huh?
didn't you have your bidar shown on here a while back
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Never import. If you bring her to the west she will leave you faster than you can say "bidaar wanagsan". The key is coming into a consensus before the marriage that you will not be bringing her overseas but you will provide for her and the future children. If she agrees and you have it written in the marriage contract then your golden but if you sell her dreams and end up marrying her anyway, her hatred and curse will lead you to an early grave (not that you have much years left anyway).
Either way old man, tread carefully and make our Darood ancestors proud!
Like i adviced some guys here before (forgot his nick), women def like balded heads. i used to shave bald and they would caress my head. it felt nice for them. also u know, shaved head feels rough and sturdy so when u rub it on their malab its extra macaaan apparently. nglI shave My head bald cause I like the look plus its sexy
What's FOB? I hear it loads, but don't understand.
Xalimos are not smart. They are as thick as two planks of wood. You were made from a crooked rib because you're twisted. You oppress and deceive poor widdle men who just want some nipple. Why do you think Adam was created first? You guys need to be regulated because out of the crooked timber of womanhood, no straight thing was ever made.
What's FOB? I hear it loads, but don't understand.
Xalimos are not smart. They are as thick as two planks of wood. You were made from a crooked rib because you're twisted. You oppress and deceive poor widdle men who just want some nipple. Why do you think Adam was created first? You guys need to be regulated because out of the crooked timber of womanhood, no straight thing was ever made.
Ahh, didn't know. Youth culture is lost on me. I sneer at youngsters almost as much as I sneer at feminazis. They think its legit to rebel against the patriarchy.You know damn well what FOB
Stands for FRESH OFF THE BOAT
You are a funny lil man
Why can't he bring her here?
Why shouldn't she come to the
West and enjoy the trappings
Of marrying someone with
A foreign citizenship?
Yes keep her back home, so she's
Reliant upon him financially?
So she will put up with his shit.
Yes clever men indeed
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@dr.leorio
You're so right. Importing is a rookie's error. Gotta keep it as a long distance thing. Or she will make a break for it when she lands in the airport on the premise that God gave her tribe the biggest dick in the world so they can urinate on the rest and be free and strong. Subxanallah, what is the world coming to. Mix in some feminist propaganda from her girlfriends and its belly up for duqa. Gotta keep your eyes peeled these days.
Gospel truth.You can bring her here if you want but chances are Mr.BidaarWanagsan will be left at the airport so I'm just giving him good advice. I have visited back home and the girls there only looked at me for my passport. There was a point where I looked like shit and had explosive diarrhea for a week; I couldn't move an inch without farting my guts out yet local girls would come to visit my Aunti only to shukansi and get info about marriage.
Did they know who I was? No
Did they actually care about my terrible health conditions. No
Did they know I was American with a passport. YES
The point is the girls back home are sharks and will do/say anything for a free ticket to the West including getting married. Do I blame them for their lack of opportunities and financial situation? Absolutely not, I actually learned a very valuable lesson from them to always look out for myself and my future by running with the opportunities life presents you. So if @Bidaar Wanagsan is over 50, lonely, and single, why can't he look out for himself and get a young Xalimo that isn't indoctrinated in the western feminism disease? It's not even clever it's common sense at this point. God gives us freewill so we can make decisions on our own so if a Xalimo is willing to live @ home while being provided for, who are we to say if that's a bad choice or not?
We are living in the end times where everything does not make sense and you cannot trust anything face value. Either keep it long distance with a Xalimo back home or try to find some desperate 30 something Xalimo or divorcee here. You have plenty of options my friend as women are beginning to outnumber men in this world!
Ahh, didn't know. Youth culture is lost on me. I sneer at youngsters almost as much as I sneer at feminazis. They think its legit to rebel against the patriarchy.
You're right my cherry blossom. I'm pushing sixty.We both know your not 50
No she's right. I can't think of one 50+ year old that would be able to maneuver this site as quickly as you do. Early 40's?You're right my cherry blossom. I'm pushing sixty.
Maneuver this site? Meaning what?No she's right. I can't think of one 50+ year old that would be able to maneuver this site as quickly as you do. Early 40's?
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