My friends and I were choosing mail bride orders from Turkmenistan. True, the sweeties just want green cards, but we had two years of eating Central Asian punani till they got it, and by then, who knows, they might fall for a not too ugly African brother with a gap toothed smile. Greater miracles have been known. So we booked a cheap Ryan Air flight to the country and it is the best Muslim nation governed according to liberal Islam.
The wadaads moonlight as bar tenders. The Muslimeen are clean shaven as a bikini waxed star. The Taliban wannabees are all locked up by the secular mujahideen and used as shooting practice. And the fake blondes don't have excessive makeup like Arab s.
Why? Because the last president, Turkmenbashi, wrote a book called Ruhnama which is the most profound Islamic book outlining the tenets of Islamic liberalism.
May Allah give Turkmenbashi the highest spot in Jannah.
The wadaads moonlight as bar tenders. The Muslimeen are clean shaven as a bikini waxed star. The Taliban wannabees are all locked up by the secular mujahideen and used as shooting practice. And the fake blondes don't have excessive makeup like Arab s.
Why? Because the last president, Turkmenbashi, wrote a book called Ruhnama which is the most profound Islamic book outlining the tenets of Islamic liberalism.
May Allah give Turkmenbashi the highest spot in Jannah.