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  1. Odkac WRLD

    Somali Celebrity Lookalikes

    I have noticed that we Somalis have certain facial features that are very unique to us. Same goes for the xabashis as well. Thus it’s pretty rare to find a non-Somali who looks similar to a ethnic Somalian person. Well these people put that to bed. Posts pics of Somalis that look like celebs...
  2. Odkac WRLD

    My escape from Seattle

    @a y a n has called the FBI on me due to my priors the state troopers and FBI task force are en route to my home I’ve made it on to the back of a Delta jet heading to NY, NY to London, London to Ethiopia with a drive to Garowe does anyone have lodging for me to stay in Garowe, I can work for...
  3. Odkac WRLD

    So close ...so tantalizingly close...

    I shukansi that ***** in the back with the burkini on I shuukansi that ***** in the back with the burkini on uh yeah I shuukansi that ***** in the back with the burkini on Yuh and to this day That lil qalanjo know all my songs My tusbah like kid n play Put a bullet hole in the jinni oh Walk in...
  4. Odkac WRLD

    I do not care. This is still one of the funniest posts I’ve seen on social media ever

    :drakelaugh::drakelaugh::drakelaugh::pachah1::lolbron::ooh::ooh::susp::susp::camby::camby::damedamn::dead::dead1:
  5. Odkac WRLD

    I got my girl pregnant I’m a dead man walking f*ck

    if this isn’t every Seattle Somali girl wlhi:drakelaugh: Oldie but a goodie And the finisher :mjlol:
  6. Odkac WRLD

    Playlist for when @beenleey qashins you

    This is the first time I’ve been qashined by @beenleey it hurts bad wlhi :mjlol: Here are some songs to get u through it if it happens to you
  7. Helios

    Sections of SSPOT

    General "Ashy Abdis" "Xaarlimos" TRIBAL SECTION + SOMALI POLITICS "Eyed00rs and Hawiye Bantus kkkkkkkkkkkk" WOMENS DEN and MAN CAVE Farax Dominated baby SHMURDA'S NSFW EVERYTHING ELSE Is there anything else idk?
  8. Helios

    SSPOT INTERVIEW WITH A XALIMO BASHER

    So I sat in my local Tim Hortons and interviewed an Odey for sspot. He hates Xalimos and Hawiyes but he tells us about his great parenting ability. Ladies it gets good for you past 1:47 dw SUBTITLES ON listen to all of it pls A smart Xalimo who listened to the end Ty Lostbox for tags lol
  9. Helios

    Global Impact

  10. Helios

    MUJI MUST BE STOPPED

    This crafty Xalimo is scaring me with her threats to flash her "Merc" and woo me over. I can't be bought and I'm too smart to fall like an idiot for the first person that brings materialism to the equation. Unlike her many other victims often times simps *Cough* @Abdalla *Cough* @Muhammad Bire...
  11. Odkac WRLD

    Two lined jingle to defend yourself against Madows

    I’ve noticed Madows worldwide love attacking us Somalis verbally. I’m not Certain what we did to garner their hatred, but a lot of them just dislike Somali men (especially UK apparently) I shall provide you with two lines that will end the career of any Madow who makes fun of your forehead or...
  12. Odkac WRLD

    Really getting tired of this shit

    As you may or may not know, I go to a very liberal university. It’s not odd to see staff wearing BLM t shirts and the such. I grow tired of these Black power/culture groups constantly harassing me to join. These xalimoids fawning over these BLM victim Madows was at first odd for me but it’s...
  13. Noobmaster699

    Start an argument with a user.. (shitpost)

    I’ll start @Arma - dildo I heard you’re an osman Mohammed nigga?
  14. cantspeak

    Mohammed Siyad Barre appreciation thread

    It has been 26 years since the ousting of Mohammed Siyad Barre. Back then no one could have imagined the result that Somalia would still be in turmoil 26 years later. Lets show some appreciation to our grand leader.
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