Wallahi we live in a fucked up world. A man suing his own parents for them simply bringing him into this world “without consent”. That’s the funny part how could a sperm cell or a fetus even give consent :mjlol:
Ok I'll start with some funny moves.
1. Girl my shoes are worn out because I've been chasing you all night in my dream
2. When I look at the moon I see your beautiful face smiling at me
3. Girl they should ban you because your beauty is addictive
4. Girl slow down for a minute, Your booty is...
I get these random “alerts” on my phone saying that I “deposited” £1000 to company X and they say if this isn’t correct we need to verify your bank details :mjlol:
Or another example my “mobile provider” saying there’s an error in my payment and you guess it they want me to “verify” my bank...
I aint made a thread in a minute but let me start. one time I was walking home and I see a local crackhead I was like 13 at this time and he starts saying how he wants to box me so I told him go on but as soon as this guy stands up he falls back and hits his head on the road I couldn't stop...
I have noticed that we Somalis have certain facial features that are very unique to us. Same goes for the xabashis as well.
Thus it’s pretty rare to find a non-Somali who looks similar to a ethnic Somalian person.
Well these people put that to bed.
Posts pics of Somalis that look like celebs...
Bro these 4 niggas+1 nigette have me in stitches whenever they post shoutout them
1) @Jablibax possibly the funniest weirdo nigga on this site this nigga tried to do an over the phone abtirisi to see if I was MJ and posted his actual phone number:russ::mjlol:
2) @Abdi Nur miskinka who is...
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If you have some funny somali MAAHMAAH, please drop them here, lets laugh :lolbron:
1. This maahmaah is from MAKI HAJI BANAADIR. He is somali comedian/actor (reer muqdisho)
He made a lot of funny maahmaah.
But i like this one " in lagu xanto waxaa ka horayso in...
I killed a spider. :jcoleno:
It was coming towards me. I panicked and stepped on it while trying to run across the room.
Now I am scared the spider family will come for me.:liberaltears:
They will want to avenge their cunug (baby) , eh? :ileycry: