I used to milk a "friend" of mine, he was indian guy, my cash cow for few years...i knew he was low key jealous of me, my lifestyle,my gf, side chickz. He was fucking weird guy, but he had the money.
One day he came to me and told me that he had feelings for my girlfriend, he told me that he loved her. It was a shock for me, that a friend of mine saying shit like that. I was like wtf ALISH?(his name) and he was like, yea, i knw its weird, but i love her bla bla bla. I laughed at him and said as a joke how much money are you offering me? You knw she is the finest chick in our uni right?. Surprisingly, he said i will pay you 500€. I got ka-ching sound in my ear. Took the money and told him we have to make a plan, it will take few months but eventually he will get the girl. We had a deal.
So i started milking him for few months, atleast he used to get hugs, Cheek kissings, lap dance hahaha he was so happy for that shit, and i was happy collecting his money and my chick was happy cos of me taking her out for fancy nightouts(playing bowlings, cinema, carting,fancy food)
Everybody was happy, thats wasnt only a win-win situation but a TRIPLE-WIN-SITUATION
