The Curious Case of the Lustless 😬

[Calaami]

I would entertain this question but honestly, this couldn’t ever happen to me. Growing up in the Galaadi zone i drank rich caano geel with many herbs and aphrodisiacs from the Far East. My libido is at least a dozen times higher than the average man. I’m somewhat of a manimal you could say.

 

[Ragnimo]

@Sophisticate you can take a indirect initiative and get his engines revving in a indirect seductive way.

1. Give him the classic "woman touch on the shoulder"

2. Make yourself look sultry, wear a baati with no bra and panties make your nipples stick out and a wedgie on your dabo butt crack would make any red blooded man go rock hard

3. Play classic R&B slow jam baby-making songs loud to set the mood

4. I guess you are not the type that likes foreplay so instead just foreplay verbally with your wit and make sure to throw in some of low-key sexual innuendo

5. Sultry body language especially eye contact when doing point 4.

6. Sometimes just sit on the couch in a sexually suggestive position/posture with legs crossed from shorter stay at home skirt and panties showing let him walk into the living room with you like that.

 

[JackieBurkhart]

the whole concept of marriage is to help people avoid zina

I would lose it, how are you going to deny me the pleasures of the Garden of Eden? The instinctual carnal nature of humans?

 

[JackieBurkhart]

@Sophisticate you can take a indirect initiative and get his engines revving in a indirect seductive way.

1. Give him the classic "woman touch on the shoulder"

2. Make yourself look sultry, wear a baati with no bra and panties make your nipples stick out and a wedgie on your dabo butt crack would make any red blooded man go rock hard

3. Play classic R&B slow jam baby-making songs loud to set the mood

4. I guess you are not the type that likes foreplay so instead just foreplay verbally with your wit and make sure to throw in some of low-key sexual innuendo

5. Sultry body language especially eye contact when doing point 4.

6. Sometimes just sit on the couch in a sexually suggestive position/posture with legs crossed from shorter stay at home skirt and panties showing let him walk into the living room with you like that.

It says he has ED though. Just...

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[Ragnimo]

It says he has ED though. Just...

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My bad I didn't read all of it.

There ways to deal with ED though.

1. Pelvic ground exercises

2. Eat a lot of Watermelon make it your favourite fruit like your some big throwback antebellum caricature

3. Penis pumps that can get blood flowing in and around which help maintain erection

4. Herbal and alternative remedies like accupunture which can cleanse your whole body of dead red cells and bad rotton quality blood which will make feel fresh and invigorated.

 

[Sophisticate]

I'm your inspiration for this post?!

You spooked me about the DL nimaan.

Rejection is sad and depressing in general but its even worse if it comes from your partner. Like I said before, I'm a touched starved person. I will not be able to handle physical rejection, or emotional for that matter.

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That's when you get a divorce, life is too short to be in a sexless marriage. The main point of marriage is to be sexual active and express your carnal desires. Everyone deserves sexual compatibility.

And that's awful to not tell someone beforehand if you have a condition, selfishly we all want someone. Really though, consider how the other person. It's them who is affected, while you might be happy, they'll be miserable and that will breed resentment.

For a Muslim that happens to be the main impetus to wed. Though it's not the only driver. I would much rather a secure, stable and safe person who is a committed spouse and dedicated father. The biggest turn-off for me is inattentiveness, unreliability and unmet expectations. I would consider this in the realm of lies/dishonesty because the implicit assumption is that marriage has a sexual dimension and if that is not for them. Then it's not really a marriage but more like a platonic friendship.​

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That clip killed me.

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[Abdisamad]

I'm your inspiration for this post?!

Rejection is sad and depressing in general but its even worse if it comes from your partner. Like I said before, I'm a touched starved person. I will not be able to handle physical rejection, or emotional for that matter.

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[hinters]

Wallahi billahi tallahi kutub jaamac I'm not readin allat.

 

[Lowkey]

Wallahi billahi tallahi kutub jaamac I'm not readin allat.

 

[Sophisticate]

I would entertain this question but honestly, this couldn’t ever happen to me. Growing up in the Galaadi zone i drank rich caano geel with many herbs and aphrodisiacs from the Far East. My libido is at least a dozen times higher than the average man. I’m somewhat of a manimal you could say.

An unfortunate side effect of consuming more animal products. If you intend to become low libido I would strongly advise breatharian or it's close cousin raw food veganism.​

@Sophisticate you can take a indirect initiative and get his engines revving in a indirect seductive way.

1. Give him the classic "woman touch on the shoulder"

2. Make yourself look sultry, wear a baati with no bra and panties make your nipples stick out and a wedgie on your dabo butt crack would make any red blooded man go rock hard

3. Play classic R&B slow jam baby-making songs loud to set the mood

4. I guess you are not the type that likes foreplay so instead just foreplay verbally with your wit and make sure to throw in some of low-key sexual innuendo

5. Sultry body language especially eye contact when doing point 4.

6. Sometimes just sit on the couch in a sexually suggestive position/posture with legs crossed from shorter stay at home skirt and panties showing let him walk into the living room with you like that.

@Ragnimo, thank you for the suggestions. Though I'm not married yet. The narrative wasn't about me.

Even hypothetically I would have never thought of any of that. I would die of laughter with the playing of R&B is sort of tacky. Spare us the Marvin Gaye.

My bad I didn't read all of it.

There ways to deal with ED though.

1. Pelvic ground exercises

2. Eat a lot of Watermelon make it your favourite fruit like your some big throwback antebellum caricature

3. Penis pumps that can get blood flowing in and around which help maintain erection

4. Herbal and alternative remedies like accupunture which can cleanse your whole body of dead red cells and bad rotton quality blood which will make feel fresh and invigorated.

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You're an old time Abdisamad most of them have no clue about Married with Children or Al Bundy. It's well before their time.

 

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[AbdiFreedom]

I find involuntary celebacy to be hilarious.

 

[Nak-Muay-Femeu]

I don't think this is even that uncommon, ED or no ED. A lot of men fall into this weird /Madonna pitfall where they assume beautiful or otherwise respectable/religious women don't have sexual desires and it implodes their marriages. I've watched this exact same thing happen with a Pakistani lad I knew. Nothing makes a relationship nose diver quicker than one party not being as receptive, that shit leads to all kinds of resentment and feelings of being unwanted.

As for the ED, this "hypothetical" odeey would need to bang out kegel excerises, heavy 5x5 squats, give it a rest with the cooming and get his hormonal profile checked. Or he could just hop on testosterone replacement therapy and pop a couple cialis pills if all else fails lol

 

[Nak-Muay-Femeu]

I find involuntary celebacy to be hilarious.

It's fun to laugh at incel losers who can't get a woman into bed if their life depended on it, but what if your son were to join their ranks one day

 

[hinters]

It's fun to laugh at incel losers who can't get a woman into bed if their life depended on it, but what if your son were to join their ranks one day

No son of mine could ever be an incel


If I ever catch my son attaching -cel and -pill to random words he's getting kicked out.

 

[Nak-Muay-Femeu]

No son of mine could ever be an incel


If I ever catch my son attaching -cel and -pill to random words he's getting kicked out.

Then he'd just be a homeless incel lol

I would take him to my old muay thai gym and pay my coach mate a little extra to have the inceldom beaten out of him during sparring. Or not feed him unless he could sqaut x1.5bodyweight and bench his bodywight at a bare minimum. No way in hell my line's ending because my progeny wants to play League of legends all day and spend my hard earned money on cam-whòres

 

[hinters]

Then he'd just be a homeless incel lol

I would take him to my old muay thai gym and pay my coach mate a little extra to have the inceldom beaten out of him during sparring. Or not feed him unless he could sqaut x1.5bodyweight and bench his bodywight at a bare minimum. No way in hell my line's ending because my progeny wants to play League of legends all day and spend my hard earned money on cam-whòres

Good ideas

 

[AbdiFreedom]

It's fun to laugh at incel losers who can't get a woman into bed if their life depended on it, but what if your son were to join their ranks one day

He's hitting the gym when he turns 12 and will be in hockey by age 6. He'll be a king.

 

[Sophisticate]

Wallahi billahi tallahi kutub jaamac I'm not readin allat.

Just answer the question then.

Let me know if you want me to recite for you.

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I find involuntary celebacy to be hilarious.

Are they real or figments of our imagination? I never met an incel IRL.

 

[AbdiFreedom]

Just answer the question then.

Let me know if you want me to recite for you.

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Are they real or figments of our imagination? I never met an incel IRL.

Canada is full of incels and our incels are alot more unhinged. We have had two incel terror attacks. You definently live a sheltered life if you don't know a single incel.



Most married men eventually become "incels" , albeit the nontoxic ones.