How do you talk to Somali girls??

[BirtaanJabin]

@Abaay Abaay @MarineCorpse stop flirting in the dms you wacals. We have a thriving LGBT+ Community here so stop being ashamed and go flirt elsewhere

 

[Mr.Haggis]

Halal or not

I’ll pay you 50 goats and 20 camels.

 

[BirtaanJabin]

Me: huuno iskawaran
Idil; Alhamdulilah bowe
Me: su aal ma ku weydini kara
Idil: ee weedii bowe macaan
Me: huuno sariiir macaan ba xafada ee taaalo. Kaaley xaafida iiraac. Waa jamiicsii caadiii
Idil: Haye bowe Waan kuu racajaya

30 min later

Me: aaaaaaaaaaah come one
Idil: tarrtiib abowe waa ee xanunayaa

9 months later

Son of buule is born

Your embarrassing, i hate second hand embarrassment, Fannta Ku dhishay bahalyahow qudhmay

 

[Mr.Haggis]

Your embarrassing, i hate second hand embarrassment, Fannta Ku dhishay bahalyahow qudhmay

Abaha was.

 

[BirtaanJabin]

Abaha was.

Hooyadi ku soo xaartay was, nacala wixi ku soo hindisay kuyaal , hooyada dariiqa lagu fuuli jiray u sheeg bila akhlaaqyahow

 

[Idil-Beydaan]

Abaha was.

Hooyadi ku soo xaartay was, nacala wixi ku soo hindisay kuyaal , hooyada dariiqa lagu fuuli jiray u sheeg bila akhlaaqyahow

I’m dead

 

[Mr.Haggis]

Hooyadi ku soo xaartay was, nacala wixi ku soo hindisay kuyaal , hooyada dariiqa lagu fuuli jiray u sheeg bila akhlaaqyahow

Hoyada weey tumanii jiirtey. iilmo wacaal baadtahay. Hoyada Waan korreey. Bariiiiida iyo hostaaa aan Ka Fuleyyyy

 

[Idil-Beydaan]

Hoyada weey tumanii jiirtey. iilmo wacaal baadtahay. Hoyada Waan korreey. Bariiiiida iyo hostaaa aan Ka Fuleyyyy

Acuthubillahi minna as shaytani rajeem

 

[BirtaanJabin]

Hoyada weey tumanii jiirtey. iilmo wacaal baadtahay. Hoyada Waan korreey. Bariiiiida iyo hostaaa aan Ka Fuleyyyy

Nin aabhiis fuuli jiray baad ila egtahay, hooyadana walagu hor tuman jiray, wacal iyo garacba adaa ka dhalatay , hoyada 5xabo oo tomaato ah ayay isu forarijirtay

 

[Mr.Haggis]

Nin aabhiis fuuli jiray baad ila egtahay, hooyadana walagu hor tuman jiray, wacal iyo garacba adaa ka dhalatay , hoyada 5xabo oo tomaato ah ayay isu forarijirtay

I’ve sinned enough today. I won’t continue. You low life bastard lol.

 

[BirtaanJabin]

I’ve sinned enough today. I won’t continue. You low life bastard lol.

Sin all you want, nigga you were born out of sin, Dueces

 

[Mr.Haggis]

Sin all you want, nigga you were born out of sin, Dueces

Are you majeerteen

 

[BirtaanJabin]

Are you majeerteen

TeamMJ repping.

 

[Mr.Haggis]

TeamMJ repping.

So am I.

 

[Idil-Beydaan]

IStaqfurullah labadiin maantey wa ina waldkiine ka duceysatiin waaye, fadixa aa ka sheegten.

 

[BirtaanJabin]

So am I.

Yaad katahay hooyada allah janne

 

[Mr.Haggis]

Yaad katahay hooyada allah janne

Garabsare

 

[Idil-Beydaan]

Yaad katahay hooyada allah janne

Alla sarbeebta

 

[BirtaanJabin]

Garabsare

Boqortoyo ayaa nasoo galay ee furaashka iyo marooyin usoo sara

@Idil-Beydaan shaax dabka noo saar boqortoyo ayaa yimid

 

[Idil-Beydaan]

Boqortoyo ayaa nasoo galay ee furaashka iyo marooyin usoo sara

@Idil-Beydaan shaax dabka noo saar boqortoyo ayaa yimid

Mayya nin af xumadaas marka hore iga sheegey, shaaxa waa ku gubaa lee.lakiin addi shaax bigaays aa ku sugaayo.