Proud supporter of Keiko- NO to Communism!
I think the fact is that the government needs to tell us if a zombie apocalypse is taking place. I am not at all interested in any possible arguments by zombie rights activist sjws. If a zombie outbreak does occur, I think the authorities need to shoot first and ask questions later. Society cannot afford to be soft on zombies. If we are seeing a zombie outbreak, if the zombies are not dealt with correctly, the zombie infection could spread. People you love and trust could suddenly be possessed with a desire to consume human flesh.
The other question that I think the medical and scientific establishment would need to answer is whether we are dealing with the classical, slow-moving zombies or with fast-moving zombies as seen in more recent zombie films.
The other question is whether Biden should nuke Seattle just to be on the safe side. If we are dealing with a zombie outbreak, the people of Seattle may be a liability. I am leaning towards he should nuke them just in case. Alternatively, the military could set up a perimeter around Seattle. Any cars or planes attempting to leave Seattle could be shot. Helicopters could drop cargo crates of swords, battle axes and ramen noodles on Seattle. The people could be forced to remain in Seattle and fight the zombies in hand-to-hand combat with medieval weaponry. Once an elite warrior class has gained sufficient xp points and purchased advanced skills, they could be used later to fight other outbreaks.