You know you are Somali when...

[Manafesto]

Lets us re-update this classic "You know you are Somali ", I remember back then when it was funny,entertaining and quite informational about Somali culture in a comic way and also to know how Somali you are still.

I used to think my family were very weird eating banana with everything.

:siilaanyosmile:

Sspot kings and queens, Please contribute and no Somali demeaning once please.


1. You know you are Somali when you have cousins in all the major continents.

2.You know you are Somali when you believe no one is superior than you.

3.You know you are Somali when you go to a Somali shop and walk out with groceries on a loan.

4.You know you are Somali when your parents only kiss and hug you only when a family member dies.

5.You know you are Somali when your family talks about marrying you off to your distance cousin before you even start crawling.

6.You know you are Somali when your parents play good cop bad cop and fight over who will whoop your ass.

 

[Daleelah]

You know you're are Somali when you go back home to Somalia and you live in Adidas slides...macawis and a white tee

 

[Daleelah]

You know you're somali when you live a basic life in the diaspora..but flex like you are a wasiir back home..

 

[Manafesto]

You know you are Somali when you you have 72 cousin virgins lined for you while you are still alive.

 

[Daleelah]

You know you are somali when your parents compare your every move to Khadija who's heblaayo's daughter that lives down the road..

"Akhas koob shaah oo hagaagsan laga heli kari maayo..Khadija na reer dhan bay cunto aad ka yaabaysid, u karisa"

 

[Slickback]

You know you're Somali when you have first cousins you've never seen, met or heard of

or is that just me?

 

[Daleelah]

You know your Somali when the only time you really see family is during family weddings or funerals

 

[Manafesto]

You know you are Somali when your parents label you as loser,fag, or simply a retard if you don't get married and have kids at 30 (females 25).

 

[Crow]

You know you are Somali when you spill a drink on the carpet and your mom forces you to clean it up with a spoon and a bowl.

 

[Slickback]

You know you are Somali when you spill a drink on the carpet and your mom forces you to clean it up with a spoon and a bowl.

The most accurate one so far

 

[Heyyall]

U know you are a Somali when you have a fucked up nickname

 

[Manafesto]

You know you are very Somali when you have Anjelo for breakfast and Ambulo for dinner and nothing in between.

You know you are very Somali when you invest your money in family hagbad instead of bank and end up with no gain at the end.

You know you are very Somali when you claim to have banged a chick that hate your guts.

 

[Warsame Ali]

Yoi know you are Somali when yiur Tv buttons missing and start using "fargeeto" to change the channels.

 

[Jeesto]

U know you're Somali when only you are invited to a wedding but you bring half of the family with u to the wedding

 

[SumMo]

You know you are somali when your parents try acting like cadaans by reading you a bedtime story. But the only story they know besides Cumar Beenaale, is Dhegdheer. So you end up not sleeping at night out of fear of being eaten..

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[catwoman]

You know you are Somali when you’re late to every thing #SomaliTimings

 

[Warsame Ali]

You know yiu are Somali when you all born 01/01

 

[Warsame Ali]

You know you are Somali when yoir hooyo calls you Cade while you are dark af with long teath. lol

 

[catwoman]

You know yiu are Somali when you all born 01/01

My dad was woke he went for 02/02 kkkk

 

[Warsame Ali]

You know you are Somali when you memories whole music but not Surah fatiha.