Xaliimos would you marry...

[RICH]

Xalimos would marry anyone that tells them they look beautiful.

You probably attract hoes.

 

[Jake from State Farm]

I will just tell her I’m a plumber.

She better be happy with the Gucci bags I give her since I’m throwing Ass just to support us

 

[Jake from State Farm]

Why tf wouldn’t I want to know what he does? What if he is doing something haram? Literally everything is going to be without barakah. You will get miserable and everything will go wrong. No thank you. I need my blessings.

Just be happy with the money.pablo Escobar’s wifewas chilling and having lots of fun

 

[Jake from State Farm]

100k just to strip at bachelorette parties.... interesting

Bro @Geeljire sanbuur @Kudhufo Kadhaqaq yall see this? 100k just to dance for some females.

100k is a lot of money. .......

 

[Muji]

Looooooool

Being married to a plug is all fun and games till the police knock down your door

Before the mariage I’m doing a criminal record check online and if I find out during the mariage well..

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Sorry b, you were going to jail anyway, I’m just speeding up the process and making sure my door stays in tack

 

[Muji]

@MARAQ DIGAAG while we are on this topic are you going to disclose the time you did at her majesty’s pleasure before you get married or are you going to let her find out from the ceedos at the Somali butchers shop?

 

[Jake from State Farm]

Looooooool

Being married to a plug is all fun and games till the police knock down your door

Before the mariage I’m doing a criminal record check online and if I find out during the mariage well..

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Sorry b, you were going to jail anyway, I’m just speeding up the process and making sure my door stays in tack

Would you be okay with a male stripper husband that was making 100k

 

[Muji]

Would you be okay with a male stripper husband that was making 100k

Don’t ask me questions you know the answer to

As long as I get my 30%

 

[Steamdevolopment]

Looooooool

Being married to a plug is all fun and games till the police knock down your door

Before the mariage I’m doing a criminal record check online and if I find out during the mariage well..

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Sorry b, you were going to jail anyway, I’m just speeding up the process and making sure my door stays in tack

Due to GPDR you're very much not likely to gain any information about criminal past unless he is famous.

 

[Jake from State Farm]

Due to GPDR you're very much not likely to gain any information about criminal past unless he is famous.

In America you can just search up their mug shot


Niggas ain’t safe from hiding their past

 

[Muji]

Due to GPDR you're very much not likely to gain any information about criminal past unless he is famous.

Sis

Everything is on google and newspapers love reporting on Somali criminals

I’m also good friends with elder xalimos who will need only 3 working days to find out the dirt if I give them the persons qabil.

 

[Steamdevolopment]

Sis

Everything is on google and newspapers love reporting on Somali criminals

I’m also good friends with elder xalimos who will need only 3 working days to find out the dirt if I give them the persons qabil.

They will most likely hate on his qabil/mother or want him for their own daughter and lie to you.
Be careful


Also I thought you wanted a man that broke your back not your bank account and self-esteem?

 

[Somali Legend]

You probably attract hoes.

I do not.

 

[Muji]

They will most likely hate on his qabil/mother or want him for their own daughter and lie to you.
Be careful


Also I thought you wanted a man that broke your back not your bank account and self-esteem?

Loooooooooool

abayo

Enough about me

People are having a hard time working out what exactly you are

Make a thread and tell us your story

I’m as intrigued as they are now

 

[Steamdevolopment]

Loooooooooool

abayo

Enough about me

People are having a hard time working out what exactly you are

Make a thread and tell us your story

I’m as intrigued as they are now

If I had a DM I'd tell you, but my information shouldn't be out to these savages

I need my security clearance renewed sometime in August

 

[Muji]

If I had a DM I'd tell you, but my information shouldn't be out to these savages

I need my security clearance renewed sometime in August

What the hell happened?

Surely they give people like you impunity ?

I thought people like us didn’t get banned and the rules were only for the plebs.

 

[Steamdevolopment]

What the hell happened?

Surely they give people like you impunity ?

I thought people like us didn’t get banned and the rules were only for the plebs.

I was innocent of any crimes but I was punished regardless, I think it was female on female hatred, but you didn't hear it from me



I hope you will join @Emily and mine crusade for justice and triggered faraxs :siilaanyosmile:

 

[AarHawd_7]

Looooooool

Being married to a plug is all fun and games till the police knock down your door

Before the mariage I’m doing a criminal record check online and if I find out during the mariage well..

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Sorry b, you were going to jail anyway, I’m just speeding up the process and making sure my door stays in tack

Oh shut up, I know you want that new LV bag b

 

[felloff]

@RICH your lips still fat baby girl M'A

 

[Sophisticate]

- Self-employed
- Works at odd hours
- Travels often