Xaliimo turns me down...says I am too somali

[Abdi Nur]

I met this baddie xaliimo during my usually trip to the eaton centre along with her 3 friends. She was like 5.7 soft brownskin wearing tight baby blue pants, hijab with curves only a geeljire prince could tame. I usually do not appraoch halimos in groups because they always end up like a pack of hyenas. But that day my confidence was like simba. We spoke for like 2 minutes. But...before I could even ask her number she told me I am too somali...laughed with her friends and walked off. I could only watch as another geeljire scooped them up with his madow friends

Western xalimos can be ruthless

 

[Basra]

Did She wear these plus size jeans????

 

[Abdi Nur]

View attachment 140416 Did She wear these plus size jeans????

She had baby blue pants and was skinnier but the curves were the same...

 

[KobeBryant]

 

[x z]

what does too somali even mean lmao

 

[Abdi Nur]

what does too somali even mean lmao

I have no idea...it like she was implying that i was a fob

 

[Abdi Nur]

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I wish it was a dream...I even spotted her a few days after and she gave me this look like "this nigga going to approach me again"

 

[x z]

I have no idea...it like she was implying that i was a fob

eaton and yorkdale have become ghetto asf. always have been tbh.

only shordies there are teenagers; are u a teen or a pedophile?

 

[Abdi Nur]

eaton and yorkdale have become ghetto asf. always have been tbh.

only shordies there are teenagers; are u a teen or a pedophile?

my g why only those two options

 

[x z]

my g why only those two options

which do u align with more lmao

 

[Shmurda]

Akhi u should faywad stc bare mali tings that are dtf but they're a likkle ratchet ngl

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Who would lie about getting rejected

 

[Abdi Nur]

which do u align with more lmao

These girls at the eaton centre were in their mid to late 20s

 

[Sloane Ranger]

I have no idea...it like she was implying that i was a fob

Fucking shid mayne

 

[Alexander The Great]

I have no idea...it like she was implying that i was a fob

Bruhhhh when you’re trying to cuff a halimo don’t speak in af somali that shit is a big turn off for them. They’ll instantly think you’re a freshie that’s just a basic rule to trying to cuff these western tings. Btw do you speak in broken english maybe that’s why too.

 

[Abdi Nur]

Akhi u should faywad stc bare mali tings that are dtf but they're a likkle ratchet ngl

Who would lie about getting rejected

ye alot mali girls are abundant at stc but too much mathow niggas smash them on the low and aint try to get set up again

 

[Abdi Nur]

Bruhhhh when you’re trying to cuff a halimo don’t speak in af somali that shit is a big turn off for them. They’ll instantly think you’re a freshie that’s just a basic rule to trying to cuff these western tings. Btw do you speak in broken english maybe that’s why too.

Thats what I don't understand. I didnt even speak somali.... my english is better than King James of England...bro the problem is halimos not me

 

[Shmurda]

ye alot mali girls are abundant at stc but too much mathow niggas smash them on the low and aint try to get set up again

Looool eastend madows are the biggest fulays I've ever seen you'll be aight akhi

Real talk tho mali girls that are ho's don't like to rock with mali men cuz they think we'll snitch or pull sum fukkery on them like propose outta the blue. You gotta make her feel comfortable when u approach show her that you not your typical Mali nigga. She only moved wassi cuz of her friends if u approached her on her ones she'd either give u the digits or let u down nicely

 

[Abdi Nur]

Looool eastend madows are the biggest fulays I've ever seen you'll be aight akhi

Real talk tho mali girls that are ho's don't like to rock with mali men cuz they think we'll snitch or pull sum fukkery on them like propose outta the blue. You gotta make her feel comfortable when u approach show her that you not your typical Mali nigga. She only moved wassi cuz of her friends if u approached her on her ones she'd either give u the digits or let u down nicely

Word broski. Thats why i hate approaching halimos in groups...bare times seen farahs enter the bus with a group of halimos at the back of the bus, make a u turn. Dudes dont want to be clowned

But it is strange how the more miskeen somali women are more receptive to somali men than the not so miskeen

 

[Bronco]

Where do you guys live here Somalis comfortably approach each other? Here in Europe even cadaans don't approach each other.

 

[Abdi Nur]

Where do you guys live here Somalis comfortably approach each other? Here in Europe even cadaans don't approach each other.

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