Write a poem to your sspot crush

[Medulla]

@beenleey

B is for Beautiful

E is for England

E is for Energy

N is for No negativity

L is for Love

E is for Eslam ku soo labo

E is for Elope

Y is for Yes you will reciprocate my Love iyo Faan




Did I do it right bois

 

[Muji]

no games maano

you’re too funny

Yes or no.
Be my wife abaayo
I need a strong woman by my side

I’m actually a maskeen lol.

 

[HanadR6]

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Why must you insist that we should mate
Experience life first, be a chivalrous geeljire and take some girls on a date
Seperated by ocean, divided by age
I'll be honest and say your a decent guy
Can't say the same for the filthy degenerates
Whom i want to torture and lock in a cage!

We are not meant to be, my chocolate brown knight
For if we were to marry, I would have to challenge you to a fight

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I am not stepping down.

Why shall I date, when i have met the one,
All that's left to do is tell your mom,

So you have challenged me to a fight,
But I will not beat my wife,
To if you have rejected me,
I will sit in despair for the rest of my life.

 

[HanadR6]

you’re too funny


I’m actually a maskeen lol.

 

[Shmurda]

This one is for my boo @Sammo

I wanna see whats under that abaaya
The way you be talking it puts my heart on fire
I read all ur content im ur biggest admirer
If u need a side nigga jus kno im here to hire
When it comes to mehr im the best buyer
So come to my bedroom ill open up my flier
I wanted u to kno that your my deepest desire

 

[FiftyPence]

This one is for my boo @Sammo

I wanna see whats under that abaaya
The way you be talking it puts my heart on fire
I read all ur content im ur biggest admirer
If u need a side nigga jus kno im here to hire
When it comes to mehr im the best buyer
So come to my bedroom ill open up my flier
I wanted u to kno that your my deepest desire

This is soo sweet at @Shmurda, if only your penis was as big as your heart, I would have married you already.

 

[beenleey]

@beenleey

B is for Beautiful

E is for England

E is for Energy

N is for No negativity

L is for Love

E is for Eslam ku soo labo

E is for Elope

Y is for Yes you will reciprocate my Love iyo Faan




Did I do it right bois

''Y is for Yes you will reciprocate my Love iyo Faan''
You thought I'm English, so sorry I can't elope and come back to eslam for u

 

[Shmurda]

This is soo sweet at @Shmurda, if only your penis was as big as your heart, I would have married you already.

Looooool

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[Medulla]

''Y is for Yes you will reciprocate my Love iyo Faan''
You thought I'm English, so sorry I can't elope and come back to eslam for u

Dont tell me i'm wrong and tell me your from scotland or something




I guess it wasn't met to be , I'll be cancelling the honeymoon plans now

 

[Odkac WRLD]

you’re too funny


I’m actually a maskeen lol.

How so, abaayo you sound like you bench 350 lbs

 

[HanadR6]

@General Asad GG's I need to read more often, my english is lacking walahi

 

[General Asad]

@General Asad GG's I need to read more often, my english is lacking walahi

Buy a dictionary and get to memorizing

 

[HanadR6]

Buy a dictionary and get to memorizing

Allah Khibirka feeriya

 

[General Asad]

Allah Khibirka feeriya

*flips hair*

*sashays away*

 

[beenleey]

Dont tell me i'm wrong and tell me your from scotland or something




I guess it wasn't met to be , I'll be cancelling the honeymoon plans now

O Flower of Scotland,
When will we see
Your like again,
That fought and died for,
Your wee bit Hill and Glen,
And stood against him,
Proud Edward's Army,
And sent him homeward,
To think again.

 

[Medulla]

O Flower of Scotland,
When will we see
Your like again,
That fought and died for,
Your wee bit Hill and Glen,
And stood against him,
Proud Edward's Army,
And sent him homeward,
To think again.

No way your one of them. I should of known, my mother wouldn't allow me to marry a haggis eater even if I begged.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

I guess I should have ignored this bible verse

 

[HanadR6]

No way your one of them. I should of known, my mother wouldn't allow me to marry a haggis eater even if I begged.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

I guess I should have ignored this bible verse

Bro that's kinda embarrassing

 

[Medulla]

Bro that's kinda embarrassing

LMFAOOOO leave me alone nigga i'm heart broken here.

 

[HanadR6]

LMFAOOOO leave me alone nigga i'm heart broken here.

Loooooooooooool

 

[Medulla]

Loooooooooooool

I'll make sure to remember this date and time




Before the home office deports me back home i'll get my revenge waa ballan