Write a Poem about Forum personalities, Amateur Edition

[Muji]

Sweetheart, you are easy to read, so is Aussiehustler. An open book both of you though you guys think you are complex and mysterious.

We all pray for you two. AussieHustler should knock you out and give you twins. Gold help those innocent babies. There is the option where you guys drop them with your grannies since you can't be bothered with raising kids.

Lost souls deserve good life too.

Loool I thought you were new walal. How comes you know so much about my online fling with Aussie? Also he has paid me not to speak about this in public so sshhh

 

[ZakWantsToPlay]

“A devil in disguise”

how did I get this reputation?!

Maku foorjayn karaa saxib? Hal mar aan foorjo qatar ah kugu tuuray, kadibna waaban ku waayay saxib. Waa iga leexataa.

So much for being Macallin. Ciyaalka xaafadaan ku mooday laakiin waa ii dhumatay abaaba.

 

[ZakWantsToPlay]

Loool I thought you were new walal. How comes you know so much about my online fling with Aussie? Also he has paid me not to speak about this in public so sshhh

You confessed the day before about Aussiehustler running away when he heard the PhD, and other clues you left behind.

Personalities on here are easy to read if they write much. Look at your post numbers? Don't be clueless. I am questioning your PhD claim now.

You both write a lot and are passionate about many things. You easily catch attention. Need few posts to read for analysis that way.

 

[Macalin M]

Maku foorjayn karaa saxib? Hal mar aan foorjo qatar ah kugu tuuray, kadibna waaban ku waayay saxib. Waa iga leexataa.

So much for being Macallin. Ciyaalka xaafadaan ku mooday laakiin waa ii dhumatay abaaba.

I don’t recall

 

[Calaf]

Maankay ruxdaa u ruclaynayoo
Ruuxdaa tabtoo waan raagsadee
Ii raadiya yarta raadiya

 

[ZakWantsToPlay]

I don’t recall

Waa kaa qalleeyay.

 

[Calaf]

@Basra
Hidden yet admitting
Humble yet Fisty
Calm yet Tough
Unai yet Wenger
Trump Yet Obama
@Basra Yet @Basra

 

[ZakWantsToPlay]

Maankay ruxdaa u ruclaynayoo
Ruuxdaa tabtoo waan raagsadee
Ii raadiya yarta raadiya

There are few ways to translate this cool stanza of yours. But , the best is one that captures the intension right?.

One version

Her thoughts, mind is shaken
My soul yearning,
Feels gain unrealized
folks! search her on my behalf


Calaf, how is that for conveying your love to NotMyL? Yur somali is top notch.

 

[Calaf]

there are few ways to translate this cool stanza of yours. But , the best is one that captures the intension.

One version

Her thoughts, mind is shaken
My soul yearning,
Feels gain unrealized
folks! search her on my behalf


Calaf, how is that for conveying your love to NotMyL?

Sorry Comrade, I am indeed married already, I was conveying my admiration of her passion and the kindness, even with a rough start!

I give credit when it is due!

Also, It is a famous song, I like the meaning of it!!!
I wish I wrote it!
https://masuul.com/hees/s/suldaan-sareer_yarfta-raadiya.html

 

[ZakWantsToPlay]

Sorry Comrade, I am indeed married already, I was conveying my admiration of her passion and the kindness, even with a rough start!

I give credit when it is due!

Also, It is a famous song, I like the meaning of it!!!
I wish I wrote it!
https://masuul.com/hees/s/suldaan-sareer_yarfta-raadiya.html

I didn';t know it was a song. As for expressing admiration for NotMyL, good of you. Most people are afraid to voice their good thoughts about others.

I don't know anything about her to join you in the chorus(to avoid sounding insincere) but I take it for your word brother. She must be a good person on here.

 

[Basra]

I know a spirit, in somali spot,
strong like Simba,
personality without a flaw spot,
cute like button or a dot,
introspective, in a manly manner,
charming, deep, but wounded soul.
Shall I tell him?
How sweet, & lovely
He is, in my eyes & aspect?
a great champion.
but with his moods, maybe a bad companion?
Are you there?
dear Inaa Darood Ismael?

 

[Calaf]

I didn';t know it was a song. As for expressing admiration for NotMyL, good of you. Most people are afraid to voice their good thoughts about others.

I don't know anything about her to join you in the chorus(to avoid sounding insincere) but I take it for your word brother. She must be a good person on here.

Yartu maanku rabay een raadin jiray
Raadkeediiban raacdada saq dhexe
Ku rafaad mutee yarta raadiya

Just Love this song, not norm of me, yet it hits me for a reason!

 

[ZakWantsToPlay]

Yartu maanku rabay een raadin jiray
Raadkeediiban raacdada saq dhexe
Ku rafaad mutee yarta raadiya

Just Love this song, not norm of me, yet it hits me for a reason!

They say songs are saved in your brain along with what emotions you are feeling at that moment. When the song plays, your brain takes you back to that moment since it saved the song info paired with the emotion.

It could be when you first listened to the song, you had good feelings. All guess work on my part. It msut hold some good value for you.

 

[ZakWantsToPlay]

I know a spirit, in somali spot,
strong like Simba,
personality without a flaw spot,
cute like button or a dot,
introspective, in a manly manner,
charming, deep, but wounded soul.
Shall I tell him?
How sweet, & lovely
He is, in my eyes & aspect?
a great champion.
but with his moods, maybe a bad companion?
Are you there?
dear Inaa Darood Ismael?

You will have guys wishing it is them. Another slick employment of emotional manipulation.

PS: Be nice and give the brother a night to celebrate by mentioning his name in your next post you heavy sac.

 

[Calaf]

They say songs are saved in your brain along with what emotions you are feeling at that moment. When the song plays, your brain takes you back to that moment since it saved the song info paired with the emotion.

It could be when you first listened to the song, you had good feelings. All guess work on my part. It msut hold some good value for you.

I wondered why, I usually don't listen to songs, but this one was weird for me!
I first heard it in my wedding!

Forgot about it, then the other day, I randomly remembered and for some reason just had a addiction to it!


Ma rumaysan karayoo
Raaliyo ayaa rag ka soonto
Rugihii cilmigiyo awdalbay rabte
Ila raadiyaay
Raas iyo qoraxay oo roobkii helay
Armay ramaskaa da'ay
Reer samaysatooy raaxada ladaa

Nin kastaa ha rabo hana raadiyee
Hargaysuu run badan raadkeedu galee
Ila raadiyaay

 

[Calaf]

I know a spirit, in somali spot,
strong like Simba,
personality without a flaw spot,
cute like button or a dot,
introspective, in a manly manner,
charming, deep, but wounded soul.
Shall I tell him?
How sweet, & lovely
He is, in my eyes & aspect?
a great champion.
but with his moods, maybe a bad companion?
Are you there?
dear Inaa Darood Ismael?

You and your duchess remember this :

Wel bið þam eorle þe him on innan hafað,
reþehygdig wer, rume heortan;
þæt him biþ for worulde weorðmynda mæst,
ond for ussum dryhtne doma selast.
Efne swa he mid wætre þone weallendan
leg adwæsce, þæt he leng ne mæg
blac byrnende burgum sceððan,
swa he mid ælmessan ealle toscufeð
synna wunde, sawla lacnað.

 

[Muji]

A is for @Abdalla and his afghan dragon

B is for @Basra who is obsessed with HIV

C is for @Cognitivedissonance who hates women who PMS

D is for @dr.osman and his long winded threads

E is for enigma who @Samira seems to be

F is for Faraxs who I like to stew

G is for @GoldmanSachs who rarely posts

H is for the hoes @r.kelly likes to slew

J is for @Jaydaan and his obsession with ilhan

K is for knowles which is short for knowledge

L is for loser and I suppose that’s @inquisitive

M is for the mothers who he likes to blame

N is for nickis booty which our faraxs share

O is for old men moving back to Somalia to wed

P is @Prince Abubu the drunk

Q is for the queen of somalispot

R begins her name as she was called reiko

S is for Satan who is trapped inside @Samira

T is for the @admin who created this era

U is for the useless qabil threads

 

[ZakWantsToPlay]

I wondered why, I usually don't listen to songs, but this one was weird for me!
I first heard it in my wedding!

Forgot about it, then the other day, I randomly remembered and for some reason just had a addiction to it!


Ma rumaysan karayoo
Raaliyo ayaa rag ka soonto
Rugihii cilmigiyo awdalbay rabte
Ila raadiyaay
Raas iyo qoraxay oo roobkii helay
Armay ramaskaa da'ay
Reer samaysatooy raaxada ladaa

Nin kastaa ha rabo hana raadiyee
Hargaysuu run badan raadkeedu galee
Ila raadiyaay

Wedding nights and birth of a new baby must be some of the best memorables as they change your life, or mark a new beginning when both are firsts.

 

[Calaf]

Wedding nights and birth of a new baby must be some of the best memorables as they change your life, or mark a new beginning when both are firsts.

So I wondered why it just started bugging my mind
Yet I love that song!

 

[AussieHustler]

Double D waa

dameerka iyo donkey

@Macalin M ayaa u qaatey inuu double D dul saaranyahay and he has coined a few shirrib words.

daacadeey dadkaan kugu jeclahayeeee, without you, derbigaan jiifan lahaayeeeeee

The donkey brayed some words back, malaaqa Madina mahadsanid ditoore, did I mention to you dat da nurses damaged my reputation for calling me, daddddddy

@Macalin M jumps off the donkey and concludes his shirrib with.

Diyaarad aan saarnahay ayaa dream ii ahaa, ma doqonkii @Arma ayaan dusha ka saarnaa. Daacadeey Ina Xaaji Diblaawe xaal qaado my double D.