Write a Poem about Forum personalities, Amateur Edition

[Calaso]

Lovely Stranger Ramen,
I wish i knew your other regular name,
so it will be a fair fight of fame,
whether you are a fat dame,
or one of fat men,
at least together in meme,
under earth we will sink the same!

I never new @Basra was fat
I love fat woman, even the shiekh
on YouTube mentioned older somali men generations loved naag with hilib

True though innit who's looking forward after long gaal raac just to come to the mudul to skinny woman where there no hilib to conform

 

[Reer-Bari]

I love you @Gibiin-Udug and you @Basra
Buuut I hate you @AussieHustler

You're a prick @Reer-Bari
You're a prick @Grigori Rasputin
you're a sheegato @Libaaxseendheer
And so are you @kickz

You're mad @DR OSMAN
And you're a fag @Cognitivedissonance

You're my younger @Yonis
You're my bro@Abdalla
You're my elder @Boqor Quark Boqor Cisman
And you're a hero @Tucking_Fypo

You're a trooper @Samaalic Era
You're a legend @Apollo
You're a top man @AarHawd_7
And you're my g @Crow

You're a sweetheart @NotMyL
You're a beauty @Finesse
You're my second wife @SilverL
And you're my queen @PuntiteQueen

Siyad Barre is not your Abo @Sheikh
Siyad Barre is not your Abo @nine
Siyad Barre is not your Abo @Creed
Siyad Barre is not your Abo @Dues Ex Machete
Siyad Barre is not your Abo @Cam
Siyad Barre is not your Abo @nomand
So please stop calling him "Abo"

Arma the only beef I have with you is you lack of knowledge of calisaleebaan and then constant disrespect. Allnibwantvisban apology and I will be a supporter.

 

[VantaBlack]

With a name like @Basra
The Arabian dunes of Basrah
Bouncing, bubbly, bodacious Basra
English aristocracy
With all its hypocrisy
Rapped into one gynocracy
As you have guessed
My friend reading abreast
This is the Duchess at her best!

 

[CaliTedesse]

Eenie meenie
Miney Moe
Somalian girls
Waa wada hoe

Flip a coin
Hooyada siilkeed

Where are.you.goin?
Habartaa buufkeed

Were in a Samaalic Era
I'm with my nigga @Samaalic Era

 

[CaliTedesse]

I'm a Soomaal
Is you Soomaal
We are Soomaal
To be Soomaal is to be an Arab
I'm an Arab
You are Arab
We are all Arab

@land owner Arab
@Samaalic Era Arab
@Waaqo of Punt Arab

@CaliTedesse Soomaal

 

[Samaalic Era]

Eenie meenie
Miney Moe
Somalian girls
Waa wada hoe

Flip a coin
Hooyada siilkeed

Where are.you.goin?
Habartaa buufkeed

Were in a Samaalic Era
I'm with my nigga @Samaalic Era

@CaliTedesse
The rising Poet from the House of Dir

 

[Basra]

With a name like @Basra
The Arabian dunes of Basrah
Bouncing, bubbly, bodacious Basra
English aristocracy
With all its hypocrisy
Rapped into one gynocracy
As you have guessed
My friend reading abreast
This is the Duchess at her best!

That is lovely Vanta. even though i found some of it a bit annoying! But an "A" without the plus nevertheless

 

[AussieHustler]

I love you @Gibiin-Udug and you @Basra
Buuut I hate you @AussieHustler

You're a prick @Reer-Bari
You're a prick @Grigori Rasputin
you're a sheegato @Libaaxseendheer
And so are you @kickz

You're mad @DR OSMAN
And you're a fag @Cognitivedissonance

You're my younger @Yonis
You're my bro@Abdalla
You're my elder @Boqor Quark Boqor Cisman
And you're a hero @Tucking_Fypo

You're a trooper @Samaalic Era
You're a legend @Apollo
You're a top man @AarHawd_7
And you're my g @Crow

You're a sweetheart @NotMyL
You're a beauty @Finesse
You're my second wife @SilverL
And you're my queen @PuntiteQueen

Siyad Barre is not your Abo @Sheikh
Siyad Barre is not your Abo @nine
Siyad Barre is not your Abo @Creed
Siyad Barre is not your Abo @Dues Ex Machete
Siyad Barre is not your Abo @Cam
Siyad Barre is not your Abo @nomand
So please stop calling him "Abo"

@Arma

waryaa, stick to your 9 to 5 bricklaying job. 4 year olds write better poems than that crap.

 

[Basra]

I never new @Basra was fat
I love fat woman, even the shiekh
on YouTube mentioned older somali men generations loved naag with hilib

True though innit who's looking forward after long gaal raac just to come to the mudul to skinny woman where there no hilib to conform

 

[ZakWantsToPlay]

I love you @Gibiin-Udug and you @Basra
Buuut I hate you @AussieHustler

You're a prick @Reer-Bari
You're a prick @Grigori Rasputin
you're a sheegato @Libaaxseendheer
And so are you @kickz

You're mad @DR OSMAN
And you're a fag @Cognitivedissonance

You're my younger @Yonis
You're my bro@Abdalla
You're my elder @Boqor Quark Boqor Cisman
And you're a hero @Tucking_Fypo

You're a trooper @Samaalic Era
You're a legend @Apollo
You're a top man @AarHawd_7
And you're my g @Crow

You're a sweetheart @NotMyL
You're a beauty @Finesse
You're my second wife @SilverL
And you're my queen @PuntiteQueen

Siyad Barre is not your Abo @Sheikh
Siyad Barre is not your Abo @nine
Siyad Barre is not your Abo @Creed
Siyad Barre is not your Abo @Dues Ex Machete
Siyad Barre is not your Abo @Cam
Siyad Barre is not your Abo @nomand
So please stop calling him "Abo"

Bravo Saxib. Cool ode to members.

 

[ZakWantsToPlay]

@Arma

waryaa, stick to your 9 to 5 bricklaying job. 4 year olds write better poems than that crap.

We all await your drop for how you rejected Knowles. That would make a good read.


@Knowles

Mesmerized by Aussie's zeal
Seeing some of her in him
Loving his relenteles critique
Life style, hedonistic in form
Drinks with the rocks, drunken stupor
Religion be damned,
Calls him for confession
Tells him of her Phd, Reaction unexpected
A deafening silence, torment
Submission of rejection,
Delivered in cold fashion
She laments her loss daily
Much to our sadness.

 

[Samaalic Era]

I'm a Soomaal
Is you Soomaal
We are Soomaal
To be Soomaal is to be an Arab
I'm an Arab
You are Arab
We are all Arab

@land owner Arab
@Samaalic Era Arab
@Waaqo of Punt Arab

@CaliTedesse Soomaal

 

[Muji]

We all await your drop for how you rejected Knowles. That would make a good read.


@Knowles

Mesmerized by Aussie's zeal
Seeing some of her in him
Loving his relenteles critique
Life style, hedonistic in form
Drinks with the rocks, drunken stupor
Religion be damned,
Calls him for confession
Tells him of her Phd, Reaction unexpected
A deafening silence, torment
Submission of rejection,
Delivered in cold fashion
She laments her loss daily
Much to our sadness.

This is actually very close to what happened. It was very sudden and overnight.

 

[ZakWantsToPlay]

This is actually very close to what happened. It was very sudden and overnight.

Sweetheart, you are easy to read, so is Aussiehustler. An open book both of you though you guys think you are complex and mysterious.

We all pray for you two. AussieHustler should knock you out and give you twins. Gold help those innocent babies. There is the option where you guys drop them with your grannies since you can't be bothered with raising kids.

Lost souls deserve good life too.

 

[Calaf]

@NotMyL
A dear one
Beginning was not good
But yet it came to better
Never ending
But so caring
A good traveler
Yet a bad blogger
Oh how I wish
That the TSA would let me through
But before I go
I want to say
Why the hell
is it
so cold here!

@Macalin M
A devil in disguise
Thinking he is a bossman
but indeed is a nitty
I got to see
a chav in disguse
acting like a Somali
but yet so kind!

@Basra
Wel bið þam eorle þe him on innan hafað,
reþehygdig wer, rume heortan;
þæt him biþ for worulde weorðmynda mæst,
ond for ussum dryhtne doma selast.
Efne swa he mid wætre þone weallendan
leg adwæsce, þæt he leng ne mæg
blac byrnende burgum sceððan,
swa he mid ælmessan ealle toscufeð
synna wunde, sawla lacnað.

@Mehmet
A Russian in disguise
Acting like a Turkish demise
Yet on a Sunday, you
turn into a boy,
to appease the girls!

@Calaf
A butterfly indeed he is!
Oh how I love his behaviour
Moving Like Gregorvich
But a hidden Binsky!
@Calaf, oh please

@Samaalic Era
A noble Somali man
A man indeed of his name

@Arma
Siad Barre is my father
I am a Marehan
but act like a Majerteen
On Some days I think that I am arab
But I forget that I was a Anab
I came to Nigeria
To visit my abo
But I forget
Your my Bruce
From Day 44
Like my Passport!

 

[Macalin M]

@NotMyL
A dear one
Never ending
But so caring
A good traveler
Yet a bad blogger
Oh how I wish
That the TSA would let me through
But before I go
I want to say
Why the hell
is it
so cold here!

@Macalin M
A devil in disguise
Thinking he is a bossman
but indeed is a nitty
I got to see
a chav in disguse
acting like a Somali
but yet so kind!

@Basra
Wel bið þam eorle þe him on innan hafað,
reþehygdig wer, rume heortan;
þæt him biþ for worulde weorðmynda mæst,
ond for ussum dryhtne doma selast.
Efne swa he mid wætre þone weallendan
leg adwæsce, þæt he leng ne mæg
blac byrnende burgum sceððan,
swa he mid ælmessan ealle toscufeð
synna wunde, sawla lacnað.

@Mehmet
A Russian in disguise
Acting like a Turkish demise
Yet on a Sunday, you
turn into a boy,
to appease the girls!

@Calaf
A butterfly indeed he is!

@Samaalic Era
A noble Somali man

“A devil in disguise”

how did I get this reputation?!

 

[Calaf]

“A devil in disguise”

how did I get this reputation?!

Enjoy the fireworks!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ZakWantsToPlay]

@NotMyL
A dear one
Never ending
But so caring
A good traveler
Yet a bad blogger
Oh how I wish
That the TSA would let me through
But before I go
I want to say
Why the hell
is it
so cold here!

@Macalin M
A devil in disguise
Thinking he is a bossman
but indeed is a nitty
I got to see
a chav in disguse
acting like a Somali
but yet so kind!

@Basra
Wel bið þam eorle þe him on innan hafað,
reþehygdig wer, rume heortan;
þæt him biþ for worulde weorðmynda mæst,
ond for ussum dryhtne doma selast.
Efne swa he mid wætre þone weallendan
leg adwæsce, þæt he leng ne mæg
blac byrnende burgum sceððan,
swa he mid ælmessan ealle toscufeð
synna wunde, sawla lacnað.

@Mehmet
A Russian in disguise
Acting like a Turkish demise
Yet on a Sunday, you
turn into a boy,
to appease the girls!

@Calaf
A butterfly indeed he is!

@Samaalic Era
A noble Somali man

Dude, this is so cool. That lady NotMyL(assuming she is gal) should travel to you instead ASAP. You need sharci but she doesn't from your poem, miskiin bro.

@Not MyL

 

[Calaf]

Dude, this is so cool. That lady NotMyL(assuming she is gal) should travel to you instead ASAP. You need sharci but she doesn't from your poem, miskiin bro.

@Not MyL

Just showing my appreciation to SSpoters!!

@ZakWantsToPlay
Think he wants to play
but indeed he is
with my roulette he is
But Once I remember
Who the father is
I will Karbash you
Like Franklin on Grand Theft Auto
When he says 'ello
To the boy that played with him
with his vintage pistol!!!

 

[Reer-Bari]

The greatness of a puntite is measured by his honour
The treachery of the crazy doctor, I will take no longer
I’m here for the truth and to kill all the evil
My brothers in arms let’s get rich from the seafood
From mudug to bari, I will never be sorry.
If n&n want beef I will cook them like curry

@Crow @Farm @PuntiteQueen @Puntlandtheglorious @Arma @kickz @FBIsomalia @DR OSMAN @Tucking_Fypo @halwa @Tukraq @Jablibax