would you simp for your wife?

[sambuusi]

let's say you married the love of your life
would you go all out for your significant other? does that count as simping in the first place?

 

[a y a n]

i knew this was coming

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

short answer: no

long answer: nooo

I've probably paid a decent mehr for that xalimo. I ain't simping for no one although I'll treat her like a queen depending on how good she cleans and cooks

No shopping sprees tho and if she ain't giving me malab often enough and that malab is low-quality I'll call her aabo and demand a refund

 

[TekNiKo]

Man some guys here are really mentally ill.

 

[Alexander The Great]

Simping:
The act of niggas doing anything for females to get a little bit of vagina.

Why would i simp if i already got it

 

[sambuusi]

i knew this was coming

you already know

 

[pablo]

No can’t let women see you in that state otherwise they lose all respect for u, show love and respect but simpin no

 

[Sophisticate]

If he doesn't simp he's a wimp.

 

[a y a n]

short answer: no

long answer: nooo

I've probably paid a decent mehr for that xalimo. I ain't simping for no one although I'll treat her like a queen depending on how good she cleans and cooks

No shopping sprees tho and if she ain't giving me malab often enough and that malab ain't good I'll call her aabo and demand a refund

this is the most stupid shit i’ve seen today and it’s only 2pm
for starters, mehr doesn’t literally pay for a girl, you’re not b u y i n g a human
mehr is basically a financial net for if the husband dies/stops working or something

 

[Helios]

If he doesn't simp he's a whimp.

But when you don't simp you got the confidence of a pimp

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

this is the most stupid shit i’ve seen today and it’s only 2pm
for starters, mehr doesn’t literally pay for a girl, you’re not b u y i n g a human
mehr is basically a financial net for if the husband dies/stops working or something

no shit

i was being ironic

 

[sambuusi]

short answer: no

long answer: nooo

I've probably paid a decent mehr for that xalimo. I ain't simping for no one although I'll treat her like a queen depending on how good she cleans and cooks

No shopping sprees tho and if she ain't giving me malab often enough and that malab ain't good I'll call her aabo and demand a refund

so basically if she sucks at cleaning and cooking, she's dirt
demand a refund??
wOmEn aREn't oBjEcts

 

[Daacad90]

short answer: no

long answer: nooo

I've probably paid a decent mehr for that xalimo. I ain't simping for no one although I'll treat her like a queen depending on how good she cleans and cooks

No shopping sprees tho and if she ain't giving me malab often enough and that malab ain't good I'll call her aabo and demand a refund

You're speaking as if your wife is a product... refund he said...

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

so basically if she sucks at cleaning and cooking, she's dirt
demand a refund??
wOmEn aREn't oBjEcts

f*ck this

forget i said anything

 

[a y a n]

no shit

i was being ironic

well that was the worst attempt at irony i’ve seen in my life
try harder

 

[sambuusi]

f*ck this

forget i said anything

that's right z

 

[Helios]

@sambuusi define simping. A suprise breakfast in the morning or a favour does that count?

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

well that was the worst attempt at irony i’ve seen in my life
try harder

with that attitude i'd be surprised if you managed to get married before 30

 

[Tawheed]

f*ck this

forget i said anything

sexist

 

[beenleey]