Worst Flight Itinerary ever booked

[Zucchini]

Airlines are very racist and segregationist

They put the wealthy in first calss and treat the poor as second class

 

[Calaf]

Manne! That Iberia Airlines was so ghetto that it felt like I was flying in a 1956 airplane.

@Calaf

I was watching a YouTube travel vlogger who spoke terribly of the custom agents.

He also demolished some Indian airline. What be described was even beyond what Africans do. Indians are truly cawaan

Iberia is a living ghetto, food looks like prison stuff and don't get me started on the attendants. I rather fly Daallo then Ibeira. The planes are pieces of tins put together, and IFE, well my Nokia brick is a better entertainment source then them!

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

I recently put out all the planes I’ve flown with and I was shook to discover that it was a like career criminal’s wrap sheep.

Can you name yours

 

[Calaf]

I recently put out all the planes I’ve flown with and I was shook to discover that it was a like career criminal’s wrap sheep.

Can you name yours

I already did in the named thread.

Mine looks like the one Escobar did when evading authority

British Airways
SAS
Finnair
Easyjet
Ryanair
Air Arabia
LOT Polish Airlines
Air China
China Southern
Shenzen Airlines
Hainan Airlines.
Cathay Pacific
Malaysian Airline
Singapore Airline
AirAsia X
Alaska Airways
AirAsia
Alitalia
Air Italy
Iberia
Air France
Aeroflot
SWISS
Qatar Airways
Oman Air
Gulf Air
Emirates
Ethiad
Kish Airways
Saudia
Cham Wings Air
Kuwait Airways
Saudia
Egyptair
Royal Air Maroc
Delta
South African
Ethiopian
Jubba Airways
Daalo Airways
FlyDubai
Ocean Star Airways
Kenyan Airways
Fly Jambo
Mango AIr
RwandAir
Air Uganda
Turkish Airlines
Qantas
Norwegian
Air Canada
Pakistan International Airways
Korean Air
FireFly
Malindo Air
Air Djibouti
Sudan Airways
Eritrea Airways
KLM
Pegasus Airways
AtlasGlobal
IranAir
Virgin Atlantic
Lufthansa

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

I already did in the named thread.

Mine looks like the one Escobar did when evading authority

British Airways
SAS
Finnair
Easyjet
Ryanair
Air Arabia
LOT Polish Airlines
Air China
China Southern
Shenzen Airlines
Hainan Airlines.
Cathay Pacific
Malaysian Airline
Singapore Airline
AirAsia X
Alaska Airways
AirAsia
Alitalia
Air Italy
Iberia
Air France
Aeroflot
SWISS
Qatar Airways
Oman Air
Gulf Air
Emirates
Ethiad
Kish Airways
Saudia
Cham Wings Air
Kuwait Airways
Saudia
Egyptair
Royal Air Maroc
Delta
South African
Ethiopian
Jubba Airways
Daalo Airways
FlyDubai
Ocean Star Airways
Kenyan Airways
Fly Jambo
Mango AIr
RwandAir
Air Uganda
Turkish Airlines
Qantas
Norwegian
Air Canada
Pakistan International Airways
Korean Air
FireFly
Malindo Air
Air Djibouti
Sudan Airways
Eritrea Airways
KLM
Pegasus Airways
AtlasGlobal
IranAir
Virgin Atlantic
Lufthansa

What is your problem ! Why have you flown in more airlines than me huh!

I’ve even flown in AtlasGlobal

Btw can you name your top 5 favorites from the list and least favorite.

 

[Calaf]

What is your problem ! Why have you flown in more airlines than me huh!

I’ve even flown in AtlasGlobal

Btw can you name your top 5 favorites from the list and least favorite.

Sorry adeer.

Top favorite 5 :
Turkish Airlines
Air France
Delta
Qatar Airways
Qantas

Worst 5 :
Ryanair
Ibeira
Botique Air (United)
Alitalia
PIA

 

[NotMyL]

I don’t do long flights, the most I’m willing to do is 8 hours that’s why whenever I go to Africa/Asia/Middle east I make sure to stop in Europe for couple of days.

 

[Calaf]

I don’t do long flights, the most I’m willing to do is 8 hours that’s why whenever I go to Africa/Asia/Middle east I make sure to stop in Europe for couple of days.

Ain't you just going to increase the price of your trip. I assume direct is cheaper for you people in America, or is it just reer Europe?

 

[NotMyL]

Ain't you just going to increase the price of your trip. I assume direct is cheaper for you people in America, or is it just reer Europe?

Not really I click the multi city trip option when booking, it’s the same haven’t noticed any big difference.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Sorry adeer.

Top favorite 5 :
Turkish Airlines
Air France
Delta
Qatar Airways
Qantas

Worst 5 :
Ryanair
Ibeira
Botique Air (United)
Alitalia
PIA

What could be wrong with PIA

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Ain't you just going to increase the price of your trip. I assume direct is cheaper for you people in America, or is it just reer Europe?

It’s hella cheap sometimes

I booked my sister and her husband on a multi city vacation. From Nyc to Dubai to Cape Town...staying there a few days and a week...on their way back they had it from CT to DXB to Milan ( I did not ask for it but EmirTes airlines had them layover for 14 hours) to nyc....when they boarded the flight to NYC from Milan they were put on 1st class...ileen if you fly with Emirates for 4 consecutive times within a month you’ll be put in 1st class

 

[Calaf]

What could be wrong with PIA

Ew. I cannot tell you how disgusting that plane was. It was the definition of ghetto behavior on board a carriage

It is indeed cheap as hell, but for a reason!!
And I have to go board it soon, since their fare from MSP to JHB is very attractive and so is it is return to LHR

https://images.dawn.com/news/1176074

It’s hella cheap sometimes

I booked my sister and her husband on a multi city vacation. From Nyc to Dubai to Cape Town...staying there a few days and a week...on their way back they had it from CT to DXB to Milan ( I did not ask for it but EmirTes airlines had them layover for 14 hours) to nyc....when they boarded the flight to NYC from Milan they were put on 1st class...ileen if you fly with Emirates for 4 consecutive times within a month you’ll be put in 1st class

Not bad. Emirates offered me a upgrade to business class once, and the only reason was "because I looked neat and wore nice clothes", apparently a check in agent was amased. Bit weird, but for them, you can be uprgaded fir anything

My dad went on it nearly 10 times, and twice was offered upgrade, in a space of a month!!!

When I came from Minneapolis to Mogadishu, I had a stop over in Toronto, and it was 2 hours. The flight was Turkish Airlines codeshared with Air Canada, and I booked business. Do you know what is the difference between economy and business. A curtain. Nothing else. Waste of money and 2 hours. Air Canada Express disappointed me badly.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

@Calaf

How do you waste time ima long haul flight ?

Do you imagine having 4 wives in Mogadishu?

Do you imagine being an MP for you clan in the Somali “parliament”...Xildhiban Calaf “tuugxishoodbadan”.

 

[Calaf]

@Calaf

How do you waste time ima long haul flight ?

Do you imagine having 4 wives in Mogadishu?

Do you imagine being an MP for you clan in the Somali “parliament”...Xildhiban Calaf “tuugxishoodbadan”.

a) I sleep, pray, eat and watch TV. Basically I am relaxing. And usually I spend 2 hours just looking out facinated by the sky and the clouds. IFE most of the times is good, or when useless, I just open my laptop and do some work, or read a book. I always have something to do. Eating is the best

b) No, I do not think so, I am happy with one, and one to travel and go everywhere with her.

c) No, as well. I would not mind working in the country, but MP is not my game, and also money is not a issue for me. If i ever become something political in Somalia, it would be "Fahid Yasin style" - Unknown

Now, let me ask you. Why do you travel
How do you waste time in a Long flight or a layover
Would you become a political figurehead in America or Somalia one day
And last but not least, do you see yourself with 4 pregnant Xalimos, with bills everyday.