Worst Flight Itinerary ever booked

[Calaf]

I booked this for my brother :

He could take a bus that will take him there in only 1 hour and 20 min. But oh well. How I love to annoy him for exploration purposes.

What is your worst itinerary?

 

[Medulla]

My layover in Helsinki for Taiwan was 15 hours yes I didn't read anything properly, but it was a direct flight from then onwards it was annoying cause I had already been travelling for 12 hours already.

 

[Apollo]

Imagine having a stop over at Wuhan.

 

[Guure]

Petty as nigga.

 

[Calaf]

Imagine having a stop over at Wuhan.

I think i may have had a short 50 Min stopover in WUH, 13 days ago. I went Doha to Seoul via Guangzhou and Wuhan.

 

[Calaf]

Petty as nigga.

That what brothers do. Annoy each other

 

[Guure]

That what brothers do. Annoy each other

If my brother booked a 10hr+ instead of an hour, i wouldve castrated that nigga

 

[Calaf]

If my brother booked a 10hr+ instead of an hour, i wouldve castrated that nigga

14 hours in India, 6 hours travel time, what cleverish devilish behavior it was from me!!!!

 

[Basic]

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14 hours in India, 6 hours travel time, what cleverish devilish behavior it was from me!!!!

What’s with the xaasidnimo?

 

[Daacad90]

Ethiopian airlines. Boycott ethiopia. Do you want aids???

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Good topic adeer

I’m notorious for cheap ass flight fares whereby I have several layovers or a long layover.

The one I can think of is when I went to the UK last year. I flew from Columbus to dirty ass JFK to Madrid to Gatwick. That wasn’t the major issue but what I completely overlooked was my return route. It was in the same order but this time I had a 12 hours layover at Madrid. In any other circumstances that would’ve been awesome but I discovered it just a day before my flight. I also discovered that I was arriving there at 12:30am there
I tried to think of what to do...should I get a hotel next to the airport? ...I don’t know why I didn’t do that ...but I stupidly decided to sleep at the airport. BIG MISTAKE! Madrid Airport is not intended for Cotdham sneaking in little sleep. I also didn’t have any sweater to put on from the freezer AC in the airport. The floor was too hard to sleep on. I basically suffered.
The one memorable moment was when we reached 5am people started filling up the Airport. A beautiful older lady from Senegal approached me and asked me “ which direction the Qibla was and I downloaded the Qibla app. I told her the direction and the lady prayed amid the chaos of passengers in the airport. I just watched and admired. It was also amazing that she assumed I was a black Muslim.

 

[Addislad]

Good topic adeer

I’m notorious for cheap ass flight fares whereby I have several layovers or a long layover.

The one I can think of is when I went to the UK last year. I flew from Columbus to dirty ass JFK to Madrid to Gatwick. That wasn’t the major issue but what I completely overlooked was my return route. It was in the same order but this time I had a 12 hours layover at Madrid. In any other circumstances that would’ve been awesome but I discovered it just a day before my flight. I also discovered that I was arriving there at 12:30am there
I tried to think of what to do...should I get a hotel next to the airport? ...I don’t know why I didn’t do that ...but I stupidly decided to sleep at the airport. BIG MISTAKE! Madrid Airport is not intended for Cotdham sneaking in little sleep. I also didn’t have any sweater to put on from the freezer AC in the airport. The floor was too hard to sleep on. I basically suffered.
The one memorable moment was when we reached 5am people started filling up the Airport. A beautiful older lady from Senegal approached me and asked me “ which direction the Qibla was and I downloaded the Qibla app. I told her the direction and the lady prayed amid the chaos of passengers in the airport. I just watched and admired. It was also amazing that she assumed I was a black Muslim.

Whice part of Columbus do live in

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Whice part of Columbus do live in

I do not disclose anything to a man who can’t write a proper question “whice part of Columbus do live in”

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Imagine having a stop over at Wuhan.

Theres a lot of Somali brothers teaching and studying in Wuhan too. Prayers to them


@Calaf 14 hours in Bombay. I hope he doesn't have sensitive nostrils.

 

[Addislad]

I do not disclose anything to a man who can’t write a proper question “whice part of Columbus do live in”

Really Getting petty because I forget to add "you" in my question.

Just tell me whice part of the city do you live in nigga I promise I wouldn't judge

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Really Getting petty because I forget to add "you" in my question.

Just tell me whice part of the city do you live in nigga I promise I wouldn't judge

I live in Hilliard

 

[Calaf]

Good topic adeer

I’m notorious for cheap ass flight fares whereby I have several layovers or a long layover.

The one I can think of is when I went to the UK last year. I flew from Columbus to dirty ass JFK to Madrid to Gatwick. That wasn’t the major issue but what I completely overlooked was my return route. It was in the same order but this time I had a 12 hours layover at Madrid. In any other circumstances that would’ve been awesome but I discovered it just a day before my flight. I also discovered that I was arriving there at 12:30am there
I tried to think of what to do...should I get a hotel next to the airport? ...I don’t know why I didn’t do that ...but I stupidly decided to sleep at the airport. BIG MISTAKE! Madrid Airport is not intended for Cotdham sneaking in little sleep. I also didn’t have any sweater to put on from the freezer AC in the airport. The floor was too hard to sleep on. I basically suffered.
The one memorable moment was when we reached 5am people started filling up the Airport. A beautiful older lady from Senegal approached me and asked me “ which direction the Qibla was and I downloaded the Qibla app. I told her the direction and the lady prayed amid the chaos of passengers in the airport. I just watched and admired. It was also amazing that she assumed I was a black Muslim.

Worst one for me was also Madrid. The layover on Iberia was 13 hours. The chairs, the AC, too much people and lack of enough shops to buy from made it my worst layover

What’s with the xaasidnimo?

So basically, he refused to pay for his trip. He needed a trip to Dubai from Abu Dhabi and told me to buy it for him, since, he did not want to pay. I made this a lesson for him. Mumbai airport has no good seating and is the definition of shitty yet okay airport. Too much people as well.

Ethiopian airlines. Boycott ethiopia. Do you want aids???

Not a bad Airline, is just the people and its layovers are fairly short.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

@Calaf

Adeer

The worst international airline I’ve been on is Iberia

Second is Air Canada

 

[Calaf]

@Calaf

Adeer

The worst international airline I’ve been on is Iberia

Second is Air Canada

I second to that : Worst is Iberia
Second is : Ryanair and also Boutique Air. From Minneapolis to Roseau, I hated that crap piece of airline, no wonder it was sold on United as well

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Manne! That Iberia Airlines was so ghetto that it felt like I was flying in a 1956 airplane.

@Calaf

I was watching a YouTube travel vlogger who spoke terribly of the custom agents.

He also demolished some Indian airline. What be described was even beyond what Africans do. Indians are truly cawaan