Etacovda S'lived
תחיה מדינת ישראל
My brothers I would like to table an important motion today. We as a nation are laangaab, even though a birth rate of 7 children per woman is trying to change that. Westernized Somali women are doing very little to help us grow, however and we must think and plot.
While the brothers back home chip away at our laangaabnimo with their 7 child birth rate, we have an opportunity if we are Somali men in the west. Seeing that our women have abandoned us for various reasons, and no self-respecting ajnaabi woman will spread her legs for us, we must look carefully to find where there is the slightest demand for our services.
Enter the thick white woman. Hers is a reality that is tragic and sad, and until today was hopeless. The metrosexual white male has been trained on what a woman should look like—thin, tall, flat chest and assless. As a result, no one takes a second glance at thick white girls. Here is where the standard, receding hairline, skinny fat Abdi comes in. These women will take anyone and anything and their social isolation is a natural defence against kibir and nimo.
Without even trying, you’ve found a deserving, pliable race of women that offer you many benefits. Finally you can do your part to rid us of our laangaabnimo and stick it the Sabrina Dhowres of the world. Thick wife =/= fat/ugly kids (and even if kids turn out ugly, it’s still manpower).
So my dear friends and brothers, I implore you to seriously consider my proposal. Some of you will laugh and not take it seriously. I get that. And just so we’re all on the page, I’m not talking about a 400lb whale, although we’re not in a position to be choosy.
Xalimos need not weigh in. You’ve failed us in the west so get lost. And you’re welcome to complain nonstop about this new breed of Farah we’re creating.
While the brothers back home chip away at our laangaabnimo with their 7 child birth rate, we have an opportunity if we are Somali men in the west. Seeing that our women have abandoned us for various reasons, and no self-respecting ajnaabi woman will spread her legs for us, we must look carefully to find where there is the slightest demand for our services.
Enter the thick white woman. Hers is a reality that is tragic and sad, and until today was hopeless. The metrosexual white male has been trained on what a woman should look like—thin, tall, flat chest and assless. As a result, no one takes a second glance at thick white girls. Here is where the standard, receding hairline, skinny fat Abdi comes in. These women will take anyone and anything and their social isolation is a natural defence against kibir and nimo.
Without even trying, you’ve found a deserving, pliable race of women that offer you many benefits. Finally you can do your part to rid us of our laangaabnimo and stick it the Sabrina Dhowres of the world. Thick wife =/= fat/ugly kids (and even if kids turn out ugly, it’s still manpower).
So my dear friends and brothers, I implore you to seriously consider my proposal. Some of you will laugh and not take it seriously. I get that. And just so we’re all on the page, I’m not talking about a 400lb whale, although we’re not in a position to be choosy.
Xalimos need not weigh in. You’ve failed us in the west so get lost. And you’re welcome to complain nonstop about this new breed of Farah we’re creating.
We're 18m people max. Jews are more than us. The problem is urgent sxb.
