Why somalia would be better if it was annexed by Ethiopia
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OMFG NIGGAS WROTE ENTIRE THESIS PAPERSSS IMAGINE WRITING ALL THAT FOR SOMETHING YOU DIDNT EVEN READDD ?!?!
Oh I didnt know there was lore behind this
Idk who tf this girl is there is no “lore” she failed my literacy test miserably and wasted all that time for nothing
Didn’t wanna spoil it but damn whole thread is wildIdk who tf this girl is there is no “lore” she failed my literacy test miserably and wasted all that time for nothing
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broad? trashy word.
also do they hold conferences for decency laws?
Y’all this hilarious and lowkey scary at the same time I literally wrote in the post it’s bullshit by ChatGPT and this nigga started to really believe somalia holds decency law conferences?!?! 
Mfs are actually believing whatever they read on the internet im screamingggYou’ll enjoy this! https://www.hiiraan.com/news4/2025/...ora_to_invest_in_ethiopia_s_somali_state.aspx@Aseer @novanova @Espaa_ @Shimbiris @Midas
The list has a lot more even state of the art modern hospitals and transport buss system.
This is why i stress the need to strengthen local governance in Somalia and strenghten domestic revenue channels because it makes a government accountable and responsible to its people. Tax collection grew ten fold from between 2020/2021 and 2025.
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Unlike Addis with its vanity projects and PR gimmicks, Jigjiga has quietly become a true beacon of practical progress and development. What makes it even more remarkable is that its success isn’t in isolation , it's deeply connected to neighboring Somali regions like Somaliland. As the article notes, Jigjiga leverages the Berbera port through formal trade corridors, effectively linking the two regions.
This kind of cross-border Somali cooperation shows what's possible when regions are economically integrated and governed with local interests in mind , not just elite optics from the center.
Read this:
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Since 2018, Jigjiga City has seen remarkable transformation across multiple sectors:
- Infrastructure Expansion:
- Housing Growth:
- Cross-Border Trade:
- Private Investment Boom
- Job Creation:
- Tax Revenue Increase
- Digital Infrastructure:
On top of that, the Mayor of Jigjiga is rolling out an ambitious plan to transform the city into a smart city. Over 3 billion is being invested, and the entire project is being handled by local contractors. He specifically emphasized that the engineers, managers, and construction workers will be Somali , a deliberate move to build local capacity.
The plan includes centralized urban planning: underground cabling, connected neighborhoods, green spaces, and dedicated bicycle paths. It’s a modern, integrative vision driven by local expertise ,not outsourced gimmicks.
This highlights how Somalis in the region, when granted autonomy and peace, have made Jigjiga into a model of self-sustained, locally-driven development , despite decades of marginalization.
I.Q of a potatoif Ethiopia annexed Somalia tomorrow i actually think somalia would get better overnight and i’m not even trying to be funny
Somalia literally been “independent” since the 60s and still can’t figure out how to have traffic lights or a government that lasts longer than 6 months without beefing itself and before ppl say “but they’re Christian!!!” likeeee okayyy?? you’d rather keep pretending Somalia is some Islamic utopia while half the population is jobless and bribery is just the default setting as if that’s halal
Ethiopians will argue politics for sure but they’re not holding nationwide conferences on whether music is haram or if a girl’s jeans are too tight like be fucking fr and it’s so funny bc Somalis will talk the MOST trash about Ethiopia and then fly to Addis for surgery, visas, school lmfaooo this is all complete bullshit written by chatgpt if you read this don’t reply cuz I’m just tryna to test yall literacy skills and see who actually reads what they respond to like I ain’t even tryna say Ethiopia is better but their baseline for “how to run a country” is just higher. Like if y’all told me i could swap out clan politics, fake nationalism and 50 years of dysfunction for like stable currency and working trains? yeah annex me idgaff
You failed the literacy testDamn,
I said respectfully or at least I meant to
