Why do Somalis humblebrag?

[Mercury]

I got 10 kids



All My sons are doctors

All My daughters are married to doctors




I got 4 houses back home one with a pool



I have 4 wives and 27 kids

 

[Khad714]

My dad has 20 camels back home

 

[Kingjames]

I got 10 kids



All My sons are doctors

All My daughters are married to doctors




I got 4 houses back home one with a pool



I have 4 wives and 27 kids

They are thirsty for praise/attention

But let’s not act like other ethnicity’s don’t do it too

 

[Kingjames]

“My son finished the Quran at the age of 10”

 

[supz]

@Kingjames are you muslim?

 

[Kingjames]

@Kingjames are you muslim?

I believe in islam. But it was a long time ago since I prayed and went to the mosque. So... I don’t know if I could be considered a Muslim.

 

[Shamis]

I was a little disturbed when my cousin said that he'll marry 3 more wives and have 10 kids each with them to make Murule as big as the other sub clans. I couldn't give a damn about being laangaab, every Murule I meet is like family to me and most sub clans can't say the same about their clan.

 

[supz]

I believe in islam. But it was a long time ago since I prayed and went to the mosque. So... I don’t know if I could be considered a Muslim.

as long as you believe in Islam you are technically still muslim.

 

[Kingjames]

as long as you believe in Islam you are technically still muslim.

Well.. I’m to busy living the haram life.

Maybe it will change when I get married and have kids

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Somali hooyos are the champions of humblebrag.

 

[supz]

Well.. I’m to busy living the haram life.

Maybe it will change when I get married and have kids

haram livet er det beste. . Islam is man made sxb.

 

[Kingjames]

haram livet er det beste. . Islam is man made sxb.

Norsk?

When you don’t have to worry about what is haram and halal

 

[supz]

Norsk?

When you don’t have to worry about what is haram and halal

ja jeg er norsk lool. Men jeg bor i england.

 

[Kingjames]

ja jeg er norsk lool. Men jeg bor i england.

Why did you move? I know some Norwegians that moved to England

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[supz]

Why did you move? I know some Norwegians that moved to England

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somali nomadism walle. They just go wherever. . Im in birmingham.

 

[Kingjames]

somali nomadism walle. They just go wherever. . Im in birmingham.

Yeah.. growing up it was rare seeing Somalis, a decade later there are plenty of Somalis where I used to live

 

[MARAQ DIGAAG]

I got 10 kids



All My sons are doctors

All My daughters are married to doctors




I got 4 houses back home one with a pool



I have 4 wives and 27 kids

My grandad crushed three habar jeclo with his bare hands .

 

[mrlog]

I got 10 kids



All My sons are doctors

All My daughters are married to doctors




I got 4 houses back home one with a pool



I have 4 wives and 27 kids

Like to be referred to as Doctor/Engineer/Professor so and so.
When they haven't even gone to kindergarten

 

[Gambar]

Their humble brag is usually an insult. Like when their friend complains all her kids are in jail and she responds with “alhamdulilah all my kidis they are good kidis, waa wada jaamici”

 

[Khad714]

ja jeg er norsk lool. Men jeg bor i england.

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