Why are women so awkward and shit at flirting?

[Nak-Muay-Femeu]

I wish I had the talent of crying in any situation. I've tried to cry in situations. I'll be making crying sounds, but no tears. I'll be squeezing my eye with all my might, but no tears! People out here saying "she isn't even crying!" Side effects of somali families not raising their daughter to cry. That's not a problem, I am learning to cry like a white woman. Soon I'll be weaponizing tears hopefully....

Of course people don't forget about relationships. I never said that. However they can forget about a cute guy they saw at the gym, restaurant, store...etc guy they wanted to approach but didn't is something forgettable

My life would be so much easier if it was socially acceptable for me to start sobbing to get out of trouble/difficult conversations. You've literally got a super power you're not putting to use wallahi lol, it's so unfair. My own mother would probably call me a cry-baby khaniis if I teared up infront of her, SO IT'S SO UNFAIR!

She ain't forgetting shit. I have leg day tomorrow and I'm 100% sure she'll be using the same machines. I'm going to look over at her, look at my phone, type and then laugh to really ramp-up the awkward tension caused by her previous social blunder lol

 

[empressjamila]

Because most women especially attractive women don’t need to be a big flirt to get a guy to talk to them. All you gotta do is stare and smile at the guy and he’ll do all the work.

 

[Nak-Muay-Femeu]

Because most women especially attractive women don’t need to be a big flirt to get a guy to talk to them. All you gotta do is stare and smile at the guy and let him do the work lmao.

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Not in this current climate of humilating lads for having a crack and especially not in the gym. You lot are getting the rest-bítch-face thrown right back at you, I'm not letting you emotionally trample on my brothers any longer

 

[Bundasliga]

Be happy you didn't end up on tiktok & being accused of harassing women by looking at them

 

[Shimbiris]

I wish I had the talent of crying in any situation. I've tried to cry in situations. I'll be making crying sounds, but no tears. I'll be squeezing my eye with all my might, but no tears! People out here saying "she isn't even crying!" Side effects of somali families not raising their daughter to cry. That's not a problem, I am learning to cry like a white woman. Soon I'll be weaponizing tears hopefully....

Of course people don't forget about relationships. I never said that. However they can forget about a cute guy they saw at the gym, restaurant, store...etc guy they wanted to approach but didn't is something forgettable

Try to imagine something fucked up like your hooyo or aabo dying and how you'd feel. Really try to suspend any disbelief and be in that moment. "Aabo just died" or find a movie scene that tends to get you bubbling a bit and replay it strongly, with vivid details in your head. Tends to work.

 

[Yaraye]

My life would be so much easier if it was socially acceptable for me to start sobbing to get out of trouble/difficult conversations. You've literally got a super power you're not putting to use wallahi lol, it's so unfair. My own mother would probably call me a cry-baby khaniis if I teared up infront of her, SO IT'S SO UNFAIR!

She ain't forgetting shit. I have leg day tomorrow and I'm 100% sure she'll be using the same machines. I'm going to look over at her, look at my phone, type and then laugh to really ramp-up the awkward tension caused by her previous social blunder lol

I would love to use it too, I just can't seem to produce tears at the right time. Its the same with laughter, I tend to laugh at the wrong time too. acuudu billah! you're so mean

 

[Yaraye]

Try to imagine something fucked up like your hooyo or aabo dying and how you'd feel. Really try to suspend any disbelief and be in that moment. "Aabo just died" or find a movie scene that tends to get you bubbling a bit and replay it strongly, with vivid details in your head. Tends to work.

My father is an absentee father. Saying "Aabo just died" might make me laugh instead

 

[Nak-Muay-Femeu]

Be happy you didn't end up on tiktok & being accused of harassing women by looking at them

Sxb I would fucking cuss them out and critque all the imperfections in their body to the point of bring them tears if any she-Zoomer tried to mug me off like that wallahi. "You've got arms like an out of shape Polish manual labourer and pulling up your leggings to hide that gut isn't fooling anyone. When was that last time you washed that greasy mess on your scalp you call 'hair'? I could probably fry chips in the amount of oil dripping from your middle-aged, mother of 3 looking face" etc. Just an verbal all out assault lol

But alhamdulillah, it seems more like an Americunt thing atm.

 

[Boqor🇸🇴]

that's oddly manipulative

lol but it definitely works

 

[Yaraye]

lol but it definitely works

only with women who are willing to chase

 

[Omar del Sur]

Does it just come down to a lack of practise on their part or is an ego thing? It's baffling how horrible their attempts of getting your attention are wallahi

you want a woman who has had a lot of practice with flirting with men?

 

[Yaraye]

you want a woman who has had a lot of practice with flirting with men?

Many men are so hypocritical. A woman must be innocent, pure, and clean. yet must be able to flirt and arouse.

 

[Shimbiris]

Does it just come down to a lack of practise on their part or is an ego thing? It's baffling how horrible their attempts of getting your attention are wallahi

Case in point, this little mullato she-Zoomer attempted to get a convo going with me today at the gym. She did by following me to 2 seperate machines (it wasn't even a generic piece of equiptment, I was doing incline dumbbell presses and pec decks). She finally waved me down and asked me how many sets I had left on the cable flys.... SHE USING THE EXACT SAME CABLE FLY MACHINE NEXT ME TO FFS.

There is a slight caveat. Madoow girls will aggressively approach you and make you feel like the girl in the situation lol. Nayaada-he, why are you lot so horrible at friendly/casual flirting without coming off as autistic social retards?

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[Yaraye]

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looooooool! it still landed tho
gaalo women's confidence is on a whole other level. i can't imagine myself saying "You'll never forget my name" to a man

 

[Yaraye]

I'm learning new words today waffling and bollock

 

[Shimbiris]

Sxb I would fucking cuss them out and critque all the imperfections in their body to the point of bring them tears if any she-Zoomer tried to mug me off like that wallahi. "You've got arms like an out of shape Polish manual labourer and pulling up your leggings to hide that gut isn't fooling anyone. When was that last time you washed that greasy mess on your scalp you call 'hair'? I could probably fry chips in the amount of oil dripping from your middle-aged, mother of 3 looking face" etc. Just an verbal all out assault lol

But alhamdulillah, it seems more like an Americunt thing atm.

Must be nice living in the UK. I'd see jail-time or a hefty fine in the UAE if I pulled shit like that. You can't so much as say "f*ck you" to someone in public aggressively. I mean, it's fine if you're bros and shit, of course. But you cannot angrily cuss someone out. It happens and people let it go but by law they can report you and there will be repercussions. No cussing, no ethnic slurs, no insulting someone's religion, no overt verbal abuse... they're actual crimes here.

 

[Omar del Sur]

Many men are so hypocritical. A woman must be innocent, pure, and clean. yet must be able to flirt and arouse.

If she has a lot of practice in flirting... she umm probably has not led a very chaste life. Any man who finds that kind of thing desirable is some sort of degenerate, so his opinion should be disregarded.

 

[World]

Does it just come down to a lack of practise on their part or is an ego thing? It's baffling how horrible their attempts of getting your attention are wallahi

Case in point, this little mullato she-Zoomer attempted to get a convo going with me today at the gym. She did by following me to 2 seperate machines (it wasn't even a generic piece of equiptment, I was doing incline dumbbell presses and pec decks). She finally waved me down and asked me how many sets I had left on the cable flys.... SHE USING THE EXACT SAME CABLE FLY MACHINE NEXT ME TO FFS.

There is a slight caveat. Madoow girls will aggressively approach you and make you feel like the girl in the situation lol. Nayaada-he, why are you lot so horrible at friendly/casual flirting without coming off as autistic social retards?

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My gym has around 120 people in peak hours

of that about 100 are indian men, 17 are non asian men, and 3 are women

i don’t know what gym you work out at where there is a lot of women but i’ve never had a convo with one at the gym heck i barely even talk to the guys since they’re mainly freshies

 

[JohnCena]

I said in the other threat I re-newed my membership the other week
Muscle memory's a hell of a thing and I'd bet money I'd make you look like some skinny-fat Pajeet from Uttar Pradesh DYEL in 5months or less lol

Also post pics/current physique or stfu abti. Me and @JohnCena are turning this place into Misc 2.0, better come with some ammo if you're going to run that cock holster you call a mouth lol


Thanks sxb, but the shit I post isn't even that good. It's just that this place has been over-ran by zoomies and the quality of the posts have taken a nose-dive

LETS GOOOOO. We will make lifting great again for these 120lb scrawny children

 

[JohnCena]

My gym has around 120 people in peak hours

of that about 100 are indian men, 17 are non asian men, and 3 are women

i don’t know what gym you work out at where there is a lot of women but i’ve never had a convo with one at the gym heck i barely even talk to the guys since they’re mainly freshies

yeah in my area, Indians take fitness seriously. The most jacked people in there are Indians.


To be fair, I do live in Brampton, but I do respect the hard work and dedication they have.