Why are northern sons so fat?

[GBTarmy]

When you are landheere you occupy north, central and parts of southern Somalia.

 

[AarHawd_7]

So if the Italians and British never arrived we would be north? suck it up pal you only live in like few % in the northern part of Somalia.

Ok are we gonna discuss this again my brother? Isaaqs are 70-80% of the former British Protectorate. On top of that you can talk to me the day you produce a city in Somalia which has more than 1 million population. You are trying to challenge my second biggest city Burco, which is still bigger than all your cities.

The fact today is Somalia is the North + South, I have monopoly in the North i’m the shotcaller hence I’m seceding, while you are most definitely not 70% of southern Somalia.

 

[Abdalla]

He married a girl from Hargeisa shes ciidagale I heard, just like Faroole what is with MJ and Isaaq women fetish?

They'll be our destruction. Our kryptonite

 

[GBTarmy]

Ok are we gonna discuss this again my brother? Isaaqs are 70-80% of the former British Protectorate. On top of that you can talk to me the day you produce a city in Somalia which has more than 1 million population. You are trying to challenge my second biggest city Burco, which is still bigger than all your cities.

The fact today is Somalia is the North + South, I have monopoly in the North i’m the shotcaller hence I’m seceding, while you are most definitely not 70% of southern Somalia.

You left because you were langaab used and abused, that's the pathetic part it was my people that felt bad for your poor people. Not only do you never go by HJ but even isaaq as a whole was non-factor before Siad barre even took power, which of your cities have million population? again you go by isaaq, I go by MJ that says it all

 

[TekNiKo]

They'll be our destruction. Our kryptonite

Seal diplomacy is deadly indeed now your enemies have an insider in your highest ranks of government

No wonder you couldnt take Tukaraq

 

[Abdalla]

Seal diplomacy is deadly indeed now your enemies have an insider in your highest ranks of government

No wonder you couldnt take Tukaraq

We kept dropping their highest commanders one by one, but it still didn't work. This explains it

 

[TekNiKo]

We kept dropping their highest commanders one by one, but it still didn't work. This explains it

Notice how the Isaaqs never allow their elite sons to marry Darood women. They are playing 3D chess sxb

 

[Abdulahi Abdulahi]

No comment

 

[CanoGeel]

Those sugary teas they drink all day is a major problem for their dental health and obesity among the odays.

Man I rarely drink shax Somali but when I do it's hustle cuz I tell'em no sugar and they look at me like.
if I say less sugar it'll still be filled with sugar.

Lately, I just pull the diabetic card before I even order to avoid the hustle.

 

[Mr.Haggis]

Lack of sex. The more you have sex the more calories you burn!

 

[Yonis]

They'll be our destruction. Our kryptonite

Isaaq girls love us secretly wallahi - and they aint even care about their qabil that much

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[AarHawd_7]

You left because you were langaab used and abused, that's the pathetic part it was my people that felt bad for your poor people. Not only do you never go by HJ but even isaaq as a whole was non-factor before Siad barre even took power, which of your cities have million population? again you go by isaaq, I go by MJ that says it all

It doesn’t matter whether you go by your Majeerteen tribe name or Daarood name your whole Daarood tribe can’t produce a city thats bigger than Burco, let alone Hargeisa. I outnumber you in Somalia and thats a fact. You should be glad I left that cancerous union the numbers would only be in your disadvantage.

Its funny though you are talking while I have been karbaashing your Bintiland state since 2004, it all started in Adhi-Cadeeye maanta ciyaarta waxay taagantahay Tukaraq.

 

[OffTheDome]

Lmfaooo Studies show that at least 1 in 3 Somalis males back home have a large stomach.

Reasons being are due to portions of baasto, bariis, sugary tea, and fruit drinks, soda etc. All resulting in a significant amount belly fat, which can be dangerous leading to high cholesterol, heart disease diabetes etc.

 

[Crow]

North is Waqooyi dummy, Former British Somaliland. Majeerteens were heavily influenced by the Italians. Majeerteens dont have waqooyi culture, they dont have a waqooyi accent nor do they have land in the former British protectorate.

Ogadens are more waqooyi by dhaqan and culture compared to the Majeerteens even though they are not reer waqooyi.

You're embarrassing yourself with your ineptitude in geography.

 

[AarHawd_7]

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You're embarrassing yourself with your ineptitude in geography.

What does this prove you are a reer waqooyi man? As much as you want to distance yourself from koonfur you are not a reer waqooyi man my brother.

Boowe and Baayo thats not how we speak. Reer Koonfur are your brothers.

 

[Vanessa]

Sedentary lifestyle, sugary drinks, high carbs meals.

 

[Crow]

What does this prove you are a reer waqooyi man? As much as you want to distance yourself from koonfur you are not a reer waqooyi man my brother.

Boowe and Baayo thats not how we speak. Reer Koonfur are your brothers.

I never said I'm "reer waqooyi". I'm correcting your geographic confusion. Deni's clan lives further north than yours and you called him a southerner.

 

[Aurelian]

Indeed, even diaspora northerners are fat, in the UK for example.

 

[Hassan2000]

Overweight somalis store fat in the worst possible places. Clear sign of low test

 

[Manafesto]

Atleast Deni's kid look great MashalAh, his daughter is on my socials, Isoo duceeya in ilaah ii uu sahlo.