Who would sign up to a somali dating app like tinder but not perverted?

[ace mooha]

Dating somali women is very weird after just one week of talking she starts mentioning marriage and babies, i was talking to one and in the middle of getting hot and heavy she said "if we were married we would do it all the time", talk about a boner killer.

What did you expect her to say?

She just wanted the D the halal.
Can't blame a xalimo for that really.

 

[McLovin]

I'm in the market for nudist furry crossdressers. Will your platform be able to cater to my preferences?

 

[Zuleikha]

I was just thinking of opening a matchmaking agency. Dating websites/apps are risky. I don't think majority somali women would trust meeting someone online without thinking what IF he is a serial killer, rapist, possessive and mentally unstable.

 

[Nin xun]

I'm in the market for nudist furry crossdressers. Will your platform be able to cater to my preferences?

It's called Tumblr.

 

[lush]

No

I want cadaan man with blue eyes and pink lips

 

[Nin xun]

No

I want cadaan man with blue eyes and pink lips

Get Tinder.

 

[lush]

Get Tinder.

I don't want to

 

[Maryam]

I would consider non-Somalis because I'm not into Somalis, it's a preference.

 

[rabshole]

No

I want cadaan man with blue eyes and pink lips

If you're from the UK just go to your local masjid and tick the boxes

 

[lush]

Go to your local masjid

Inyow.... he will come to me... I'm waiting for him... I'll wait for him











Ah the wait weights tons

 

[ace mooha]

If you're from the UK just go to your local masjid and tick the boxes

Savage sxb.

 

[supz]

Why Shisha spot out of all places?

You can meet the opposite gender at the mall,grocery store or uni hell even the gym

I see many Somalis having a hard time finding a partner why not have like dinner gatherings where people come dressed up and mingle

Doesn't this go against Islamic teachings? The whole, between a party of two, the third will be shaitaan...

 

[lush]

Savage sxb.

Not really.... it was savoury




*dips it in sweet chilli sauce*

 

[rabshole]

I would consider non-Somalis because I'm not into Somalis, it's a preference.

Another one lost to reer roger?

@lush you opened the flood gates you have none of my support

Lakin run aan isku sheegno geeljire sax ah baad u baahantahay nin reer roger ku anfici maayo

 

[Mudug-Madman]

If I was a mod anyone oo reer roger ama reer tyrone ka tiirsaan would be autobanned.

Yes I'm mad.

 

[ace mooha]

Faraxs leave the xalimos who wanna marry Reer Roger alone.

Everybody has preferences aight?

 

[lush]

Another one lost to reer roger?
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@lush you opened the flood gates you have none of my support

Lakin run aan isku sheegno geeljire sax ah baad u baahantahay nin reer roger ku anfici maayo

Looool I'm just kidding huuno..... I can only see myself with geerjile who rocks the cadey....and Afro that even the wind would be too scared to touch



But maxaa idinga gale if a xalimo wants to marry out.... if it makes her happy, let it be so

 

[Maryam]

Another one lost to reer roger?
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@lush you opened the flood gates you have none of my support

Lakin run aan isku sheegno geeljire sax ah baad u baahantahay nin reer roger ku anfici maayo

So.. I'm dating an African Muslim not a white guy. It's 2016 everyone can date/Marry who they want.

 

[Mudug-Madman]

But maxaa idinga gale if a xalimo wants to marry out.... if it makes her happy, let it be so

 

[ace mooha]

So.. I'm dating an African Muslim not a white guy. It's 2016 everyone can date/Marry who they want.

NOBODY CARES.