Who Lotions?

[sambuusi]

there’s a queue sambuusi there’s others i promise
come on the ratio of males:females here will help out with that issue no need to stress

are you tryna imply i should have more than one mans
wait polygamy has never sounded this good

 

[a y a n]

are you tryna imply i should have more than one mans
wait polygamy has never sounded this good

there’s probably another 15 simps out here waiting
finesse them all and collect your bag sis
jk jk
if that wasn’t considered scamming/a sin i’d say “unless...”

 

[Phiirso]

so you, out of all people, ship me with someone too? okay, you know-
but as a SIDEPIECE??

He's a man. I don't make the rules

there’s probably another 15 simps out here waiting
finesse them all and collect your bag sis
jk jk
if that wasn’t considered scamming/a sin i’d say “unless...”

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[sambuusi]

there’s probably another 15 simps out here waiting
finesse them all and collect your bag sis
jk jk
if that wasn’t considered scamming/a sin i’d say “unless...”

nah sis let's stay single together
i noticed you're tryna throw me to the wolves

 

[sambuusi]

He's a man. I don't make the rules

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i refuse to be in a polygamous marriage
i'm the only treasure my future hubby will need

 

[a y a n]

nah sis let's stay single together

whatever i’ll be a lonely eedo running around the ER inshallah
gonna be lit tho
no buuq

 

[a y a n]

He's a man. I don't make the rules

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“make his pockets hurt
do do do do do do do
if a nigga wanna hit it
make that nigga spend it
make his pockets hurt
(make em hurt !)
make his pockets hurt”

 

[Phiirso]

i refuse to be in a polygamous marriage
i'm the only treasure my future hubby will need

@a y a n is right about simps if any dude believes that

 

[sambuusi]

@a y a n is right about simps if any dude believes that

explain what that means rn

 

[Phiirso]

explain what that means rn

Can't. It's only for 18+ people to understand

 

[sambuusi]

Can't. It's only for 18+ people to understand

i'm basically 18 now, stop it and tell me

 

[Phiirso]

i'm basically 18 now, stop it and tell me

Chill I was joking

 

[Helios]

it was a joke la ilaha illallah
i was expecting a continued list when i saw that notification now a yikes

K I'm back it's been a day

 

[Helios]

Wtf kind of weak answer is this

I speak for Reer Seattle, I approve this choice @sambuusi

so you, out of all people, ship me with someone too? okay, you know-
but as a SIDEPIECE??

 

[a y a n]

K I'm back it's been a day

aight but did you make sambuusi a side piece if yes your days on this dunya are over

 

[Helios]

aight but did you make sambuusi a side piece if yes your days on this dunya are over

No I didn't I'm loyal to Saredo. Sambuusi from what she's described sounds cute but I ain't a polygamous type of guy.

 

[a y a n]

No I didn't I'm loyal to Saredo. Sambuusi from what she's described sounds cute but I ain't a polygamous type of guy.

aight but if i catch you slipping i’m snitching to saredo and i’ll help her murder you
yw

 

[Helios]

aight but if i catch you slipping i’m snoring to saredo and i’ll help her murder you
yw

Fair enough