What's your morning routine?

epiphany

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Here's mine:

1. I open my eyes looking forward to another great day ahead and thank Allah for everything he gave me and make dua for my deceased relatives.
2. I beat my meat.
3. When I finish I take a shower for approximately 20 minutes and wash my long, luscious hair.
4. I wear clean clothes and make up my bed.
5. I go downstairs and make my Weetabix.
6. I beat my meat again.
7. I wear my makeup and braid my hair.
8. I study for 3 hours.
9. I go outside for my daily vitamin d.
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10. I exercise for 2 mins.
11. I go on my phone/ laptop until 3 am and feel depressed for not accomplishing anything thus leading to me beating my meat again.
12. I go to sleep whilst beating my meat :meleshame:
 

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Here's mine:

1. I open my eyes looking forward to another great day ahead and thank Allah for everything he gave me and make dua for my deceased relatives.
2. I beat my meat.
3. When I finish I take a shower for approximately 20 minutes and wash my long, luscious hair.
4. I wear clean clothes and make up my bed.
5. I go downstairs and make my Weetabix.
6. I beat my meat again.
7. I wear my makeup and braid my hair.
8. I study for 3 hours.
9. I go outside for my daily vitamin d.
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10. I exercise for 2 mins.
11. I go on my phone/ laptop until 3 am and feel depressed for not accomplishing anything thus leading to me beating my meat again.
12. I go to sleep whilst beating my meat :meleshame:
:gucciwhat:Aren’t you a 41 year old woman? Don’t you have a husband?:gucciwhat:

What is this?
 
1. Well I wake up around 9am
2. Decide to watch some Netflix and scroll through the internet.
3. Get up to brush my teeth and have a shower.
4. At this point it is around 2pm, I make myself some breakfast.
5. Does some studying for about 5 hours.
6. I feel really proud of myself, so I go to Tesco to treat myself to some snacks.
At this point it is 8pm, I watch some more Netflix and scroll through the internet.
 

Calaf

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0. Wake Up
1. Pray Fajr at time (4-5 AM)
2. Read a bit of Quran
3. Revise and quick nap
4. Call my wife and others in the west
5. Get ready for a gym session
6. Go to gym for at least 20 min
7. Come home, get books and everything for the day. Get ready for school. Being neat
8. Take a Taxi and Go to the border of Malaysia and Singapore, buy chewing gum in Malaysia since it is banned in Singapore, so a quick stop at a shop.
9. Head to a halal breakfast joint in Singapore (Coba Coba most likely). Eat breakfast, have my little brush and eat chewing gum
10. Take public transport to Campus
11. Head to Uni, head to class

My morning Routine, never changes. Hygiene is there, brush my teeth and have a shower are normal stuff.
 
Here's mine:

1. I open my eyes looking forward to another great day ahead and thank Allah for everything he gave me and make dua for my deceased relatives.
2. I beat my meat.
3. When I finish I take a shower for approximately 20 minutes and wash my long, luscious hair.
4. I wear clean clothes and make up my bed.
5. I go downstairs and make my Weetabix.
6. I beat my meat again.
7. I wear my makeup and braid my hair.
8. I study for 3 hours.
9. I go outside for my daily vitamin d.
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10. I exercise for 2 mins.
11. I go on my phone/ laptop until 3 am and feel depressed for not accomplishing anything thus leading to me beating my meat again.
12. I go to sleep whilst beating my meat :meleshame:
Study what?
 
Here's mine:

1. I open my eyes looking forward to another great day ahead and thank Allah for everything he gave me and make dua for my deceased relatives.
2. I beat my meat.
3. When I finish I take a shower for approximately 20 minutes and wash my long, luscious hair.
4. I wear clean clothes and make up my bed.
5. I go downstairs and make my Weetabix.
6. I beat my meat again.
7. I wear my makeup and braid my hair.
8. I study for 3 hours.
9. I go outside for my daily vitamin d.
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10. I exercise for 2 mins.
11. I go on my phone/ laptop until 3 am and feel depressed for not accomplishing anything thus leading to me beating my meat again.
12. I go to sleep whilst beating my meat :meleshame:
If you beat your meat that much a day and you are 41....walaalo you are done your job in this world..we have to sacrifice your life to the lion
 
1. Well I wake up around 9am
2. Decide to watch some Netflix and scroll through the internet.
3. Get up to brush my teeth and have a shower.
4. At this point it is around 2pm, I make myself some breakfast.
5. Does some studying for about 5 hours.
6. I feel really proud of myself, so I go to Tesco to treat myself to some snacks.
At this point it is 8pm, I watch some more Netflix and scroll through the internet.
You dnt beat your meat?:umwhat:
 
0. Wake Up
1. Pray Fajr at time (4-5 AM)
2. Read a bit of Quran
3. Revise and quick nap
4. Call my wife and others in the west
5. Get ready for a gym session
6. Go to gym for at least 20 min
7. Come home, get books and everything for the day. Get ready for school. Being neat
8. Take a Taxi and Go to the border of Malaysia and Singapore, buy chewing gum in Malaysia since it is banned in Singapore, so a quick stop at a shop.
9. Head to a halal breakfast joint in Singapore (Coba Coba most likely). Eat breakfast, have my little brush and eat chewing gum
10. Take public transport to Campus
11. Head to Uni, head to class

My morning Routine, never changes. Hygiene is there, brush my teeth and have a shower are normal stuff.
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