What's the pettiest thing you've done?

[dr.leorio]

I enjoined reading that sxb, intense and
I'm glad you got you're own back.

I'm also happy you never got Caught you could be someone's Punk in
prison!

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tank you!
Lol hell no, I woulda ran away to Somalia before being someones in prison. I'm too pretty and smart to be trapped in cages with animals

 

[Genie]

How do you people do stuff like that ... pettiness ....i feel bad immediately even for thinking of it , one time my brother spat on me , i planned to stealthily attacking him back when he wasn't looking but i felt bad.

Or that one time my sister ate my ben and jerry's i hid in the fridge i planned to steal her school money for the day so that she couldn't buy lunch , again i felt bad so i didn't do it, i just let it go

Meanwhile you lot are talking about beating people up , telling people they are bastards , creating accounts just to talk down to someone, stealing , breaking property ...... acudhobillah ... iblees x10.

 

[paramedic]

Ever since I was a child I was always a bit of a kleptomaniac and I never got caught once for stealing anything. I dunno if I'm just a really good thief or if my punishment is coming in the next life but when I was 20-21 I worked for a major corporation while in undergrad as an analyst. My supervisor at the time was a terrible old white lady that hated my guts and always micromanaged the shit outta me and tried to get me in trouble. In fact, her nickname for me was "trouble" and she'd always wave her grease-filled fingers at me every shift and told me to "get back to work!" or "you've gotta earn the dollar like the rest of us". When I told her I was uncomfortable with that nickname and the way she was treating me she immediately started fake crying saying she was comparing me to her son, who was apparently a delinquent, and that I shouldn't take this to HR and let it go. I did let it go but everything took a turn for the worst. I dunno what she told the other supervisors about me but every single one of them gave me the cold shoulder and one even followed me to the bathroom during my work break. He told me "he was keeping an eye on me" and that "I shouldn't stroll around the work place like I owned it."
There were so many discriminatory moments at that job I couldn't even begin to count them all and I contemplated leaving many times but the school I went to for undergrad was extremely expensive and I was getting $5000 a semester from tuition reimbursement so I had no choice but to stay for my educations sake. Anyways long story short a year or so after being treated like shit and a plantation slave I out worked everyone in my department working tickets and doing numbers nobody had done before. There was an opening for another department for greater pay and better hours so I went for it. I already had all the necessary qualifications on paper and I already worked for the company so I thought I was a shoe in. But then my old cadaan supervisor cocked blocked the shit outta me knowing damn well I would have made more money than her. She told the HR people I was in email communication with that I was not ready and needed to further develop my skills.

I was pissed wlahi! How can this old fat white lady ruin my potential income over an Outlook CC'd email? It didn't make sense and even when we had our meeting together she refused to bring it up even though I was outperforming everyone at the job. She couldn't fire me cause I was excellent but she damn sure wasn't gonna let me do better. Pure Xaasidnimo. I was fuming for days after and my hooya was telling me to calm down since I only had a semester left till graduation. But I said f*ck it and devised a plan to get every penny I lost from that new job. I'm not gonna tell you the name of the company I worked for (obviously) but it was a fortune 5 company that had campuses with tons of buildings connected. So everyday I came back from my morning classes to my work shift I emptied my backpack in my car and walked in with an empty one. My kleptomaniac urges pulsated throughout my entire body and I decided to let go. I went from building to building, floor to floor, looking for laptops (preferably newer ones) that were left unlocked and grabbed them. I would steal 4-5 laptops per day with their charger cables and tuck them into my backpack and walk out past the security guards everyday. They didn't suspect a thing as I already built a rapport with one of the Somali guys that worked during my shift. I would take these laptops and sell them slowly either thru craigslist or Amazon making a little bit over $12,000 cash. After I graduated I felt bad about what I had done but didn't regret it one bit. Part of me wish I had gotten caught but the other part keeps telling myself to stop being a and be happy you missed out on grand larceny charges and successfully plotted out your revenge. I left the job a week before my trip back home and didn't even give a 2 weeks notice. I just left. I took the extra cash and spent half of it on my student loans and the other half I used on my trip back to the motherland. I've only told one other person this story but I felt like you guys should know too since you don't know my real identity :siilaanyosmile:

It's not stealing if you don't get caught Send the 12 grand my way if the $$$ makes you feel bad

 

[dr.leorio]

It's not stealing if you don't get caught Send the 12 grand my way if the $$$ makes you feel bad

I already spent it sxb...

 

[I've spoken]

I once got a friend to slash my mom's car tires because i didn't want to go to dugsi.

Another time, my bother was being mean to me for no reason so I poured water into his Xbox.

When I was like 13 I smeared alot of oil on my old neighbor's step hoping the old hag would fall and break her neck.

 

[Nightline Kid]

In elementary school I beat up a Somali boy, does that count?

 

[Jjero]

I once got a friend to slash my mom's car tires because i didn't want to go to dugsi.

Another time, my bother was being mean to me for no reason so I poured water into his Xbox.

When I was like 13 I smeared alot of oil on my old neighbor's step hoping the old hag would fall and break her neck.

inkaar wallahi

 

[TheAnswer]

Substitute teacher caught me sneaking back a test form that I was copying down in the hallway. He thought I was just taking it out (in fact I was coming back with it), and after talking about it (and after I faked remorse) he agreed that he would not inform my teacher...next day I come back and the teacher knows everything, and behind her I see a note detailing my behavior with a note that says "have fun.".... Teacher tries to give me a zero on the test, but I am good at talking my way out of problems and I eventually convince her to let me take the test anyway "since I didn't actually copy anything down, he caught me before I left with it." ... all is well and I do great on the test, but I'm still pissed at the substitute for betraying me. The asshole got a job at my school a few years later and got into trouble with the principal for allowing some kids to drink on a field trip.... He then went on his Facebook to curse out the principal, and I took screenshots of his angry message, created a fake email address and while pretending to be a "concerned parent" emailed the principal with the screenshots saying "I fear that this individual my endanger my children"

He was suspended for a week

 

[Zumar]

So i got this job as waitress at a restaurant where only white people would work
At first they were nice to me, but when they heared i was muslim they changed
Ever since they let me do the dirty work and basically all the hard work

A week after i made a plan, i had to work at saturday also it was then a holiday dont know which one tho

I decided not to go, everybody was on holiday and it was very busy at the restarant and someone was sick off also

So they called me like 20 times and i didnt pick up and i knew they worked their asses off that one day

Later they sent me a letter where they fired me

No cadaan uses me as slave

 

[Steamdevolopment]

A guy called me fat once and I drove him to suicide

 

[Mercury]

One time this fat white girl came up to me and told me she finds me attractive and wants to go on a date I told her Im muslim I dont do dating and As you also know Pig is Offlimits

I was bored and tired and I stopped to rest at this bridge so I leaned over and looked at all the busy traffic under the bridge So I zipped My pants and peed Down on the cars everybody were horning and forgetting about the speed limit some tried to outsmart me by changing lanes so I just aimed at them aswell


I was sitting on a bench than comes a girl in My class that I helped once she sits on My knee so I pushed her away she falls flat on her butt and looks at me confused I tell her are you a dog ?

-No

Than why are you trying to sit on My lap like a dog?

She couldnt say anything so I told her By the way even with your big boobs and that cleavage the thing that always sticks out the most is that big fat birthmark on your nose


This Guy owed me 250 bucks he couldnt pay it back so I forced him to eat a sandwich with dog shit he ate it up otherwise I would beat him up and what happens next week he paid up

Honestly Im a good person most of the time

 

[supz]

steal beer from my mates cos they didn't order pizza. I'm very particular about food.

 

[black]

A guy called me fat once and I drove him to suicide

why didn't you just lose weight

 

[Steamdevolopment]

why didn't you just lose weight

He didn't even know that I was fat with the clothes I was wearing, he just assumed it.

 

[Arman]

Too horrid to write on here.

Dude, your posts concern me...why do you consistently try and live up to your username?

 

[paramedic]

I once got a friend to slash my mom's car tires because i didn't want to go to dugsi.

Another time, my bother was being mean to me for no reason so I poured water into his Xbox.

When I was like 13 I smeared alot of oil on my old neighbor's step hoping the old hag would fall and break her neck.

And here I thought I was tough as a kid bc I told my hooyo no once

 

[Ferrari]

Dude, your posts concern me...why do you consistently try and live up to your username?

I don't sxb. Relax, I am not at all a bad person. What did I say that was so bad?

 

[ItsHanna]

I once got a friend to slash my mom's car tires because i didn't want to go to dugsi.

Another time, my bother was being mean to me for no reason so I poured water into his Xbox.

When I was like 13 I smeared alot of oil on my old neighbor's step hoping the old hag would fall and break her neck.

That's some Cadaan kids shit

 

[DuctTape]

Back in Year 7 during one of our classes the teacher said that we would get the chance to nominate someone for Student Council. I was excited and wanted to be the representative for my form. Only a few people requested to be in Student Council, and the rest of the class essentially had to 'vote' for you. I got less votes than this other Pakistani kid I was up against, and I was FUMING.
Suffice it to say, I was pissed for the rest of the day but did not do anything to the kid. So imagine my surprise when I came out of school at 5pm (after school club) and saw the same Pakistani kid walking home by himself! I quickly looked around, and the street we were on was pretty much deserted, so I grabbed a bac from the floor, stuffed it on his head, and shoved him into the railings next to the pavement. His face went right into the railings, and I ran for it. Last thing I saw was him lying on the ground with a plastic bag on his head. He did not see me.

The next day he came into school with a bandaged up nose. He said his nose was broken by "someone who I didn't see, they stuffed a bag on my head and ran". I regret what I did to this day.

11 year old me was a smooth criminal tho

 

[supz]

Back in Year 7 during one of our classes the teacher said that we would get the chance to nominate someone for Student Council. I was excited and wanted to be the representative for my form. Only a few people requested to be in Student Council, and the rest of the class essentially had to 'vote' for you. I got less votes than this other Pakistani kid I was up against, and I was FUMING.
Suffice it to say, I was pissed for the rest of the day but did not do anything to the kid. So imagine my surprise when I came out of school at 5pm (after school club) and saw the same Pakistani kid walking home by himself! I quickly looked around, and the street we were on was pretty much deserted, so I grabbed a bac from the floor, stuffed it on his head, and shoved him into the railings next to the pavement. His face went right into the railings, and I ran for it. Last thing I saw was him lying on the ground with a plastic bag on his head. He did not see me.

The next day he came into school with a bandaged up nose. He said his nose was broken by "someone who I didn't see, they stuffed a bag on my head and ran". I regret what I did to this day.

11 year old me was a smooth criminal tho

you need to be shot sxb. not even kidding.