What's the pettiest thing you've done?

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:kendrickcry: Good lol

A few years ago, there was a Somali
Girl who wouldn't stop chatting Shit about me, so I caught her Beat her
and than her mum tired to get
involved.

I told the old dear to step back,
I couldn't hit her, out of respect,
So instead I told her ...

Everyone knows you're daughter
Was conceived whilst you were
Still married to you're ex husband.

She was at a loss for words and
Kept repeating who told you,
How do you know.

I said everybody knows I looked
to the girl and Said you're a bastard

:mjpls:That was the most savage and
Petty thing, I've ever done and
I enjoyed every minute of it!

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i have a hard time believing this. especially if this aint featured on worldstarhiphop
 
i have a hard time believing this. especially if this aint featured on worldstarhiphop

I have placed you on ignore.

But for this purpose, this alone I will engage you're troll ass.

Wallahi it's true, unlike some, I was hestitant to post it, as It could identify
Me in real life, but f*ck it!

Plus no one recorded me because I Said I'd smash anyone's phone, if, they did!

Back too ignore you go, Loser!
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paramedic

Call me ayeeyo
:kendrickcry: Good lol

A few years ago, there was a Somali
Girl who wouldn't stop chatting Shit about me, so I caught her Beat her
and than her mum tired to get
involved.

I told the old dear to step back,
I couldn't hit her, out of respect,
So instead I told her ...

Everyone knows you're daughter
Was conceived whilst you were
Still married to you're ex husband.

She was at a loss for words and
Kept repeating who told you,
How do you know.

I said everybody knows I looked
to the girl and Said you're a bastard

:mjpls:That was the most savage and
Petty thing, I've ever done and
I enjoyed every minute of it!

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Bismillah remind me never to cross you
 

fox

31/12/16 - 04/04/20
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My mum got married to a wadaad. I didn't like him so i texted "I Love you :it0tdo8:" to a couple of guys on his phone. To confuse him i deleted the texts. Long story short my mums not with him anymore.
 
LOL the only thing im convinced of is that ur a chav

Than why stalk me?

Use the button provided and click
Ignore like I have on you're
Motherfucking ass:mjlol:

But you wont fan, dick ridding
Scum, what guy does this:pachah1:

Enjoy arguing with you're self,
You're too boring to keep Arguing
with! Baby dicked c*nt :siilaanyosmile:

Keep getting triggered by me though...
 
Than why stalk me?

Use the button provided and click
Ignore like I have on you're
Motherfucking ass:mjlol:

But you wont fan, dick ridding
Scum, what guy does this:pachah1:

Enjoy arguing with you're self,
You're too boring to keep Arguing
with! Baby dicked c*nt :siilaanyosmile:

Keep getting triggered by me though...
why do u keep confusing my gender????? im nonbinary biech get it right
 

Jeesto

VIP
This isn't petty but yeah whatever, f*ck it imma just post it...
My friends and I went for lunch at a restarant near the school we attended. We ordered our food, ate it, drank all the maraq and started a long ass converstaion( i don't remember what it was about) and we forgot about school and time. We panicked we saw the clock and ran like mad Usain Bolts back to our classes. Markaan soo galay ayaan arkay a new macalin sitting there in a chair, he stopped me and asked where i was and i told him that i went out for lunch. Kadib i asked politley if he could step away so i could sit cuz he was blocking my desk. Classka iiga bax kulaha:kodaksmiley:, kaalay iga saar baan idhi and nigga grabbed my shirt and tried to drag me out of class. I had some anger issues back then, so gacantiisi waan iska tuuray markaasu i dhirbaaxay. Me being me with all the anger issues i didn't hold back and slapped the f*ck outta him back and sent his soul to China, in the middle of the class. He ran out and went straight to the principals office:ohlord:. Thank good they didn't suspend me, laakin they informed my hooyo about what happened and man hooyo almost whoopped my ass when i got home.:wow1: Him and I, later became good friends and he even excused my absence many times:westbrookswag:

(I did some craziy shit during my time backhome)
 
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paramedic

Call me ayeeyo
I'm too miskiin for my own good, people think I'm their counsellor or smth so they spill their and others secrets to me. I don't even know the faces for some of these ppl and I know things about them.

For ex: I know a girl who chases guys but is the ultimate perfect girl at home, a guy who's cheating on his new girl AND stalking a friend of mine, a girl (this one is completely by accident- her pic showed up on my Tumblr feed and her profile is....something to say the least, puts BLM Halimos to shame) who is a leader in my Uni MSA but her Tumblr profile will send any imaam running.

I wish I could say I would ether anyone who crosses me but I just ignore and keep their secrets. :meleshame: Taking the high road is so boring, yet it's what keeps the juicy secrets coming bc I'm no snitch :francis:
 

paramedic

Call me ayeeyo
Yep qarxis is basically expose in our context. I feel sorry for u and ur freind, it's gonna be real awkward speaking to each other on here lol. Plus u said u joined out of pettiness.

I'm a shitposter who joined a week ago and they painstakingly cultivated a reputation over a long time. They're not acknowledging me on here :damn:
 
I'm too miskiin for my own good, people think I'm their counsellor or smth so they spill their and others secrets to me. I don't even know the faces for some of these ppl and I know things about them.

For ex: I know a girl who chases guys but is the ultimate perfect girl at home, a guy who's cheating on his new girl AND stalking a friend of mine, a girl (this one is completely by accident- her pic showed up on my Tumblr feed and her profile is....something to say the least, puts BLM Halimos to shame) who is a leader in my Uni MSA but her Tumblr profile will send any imaam running.

I wish I could say I would ether anyone who crosses me but I just ignore and keep their secrets. :meleshame: Taking the high road is so boring, yet it's what keeps the juicy secrets coming bc I'm no snitch :francis:

I have seen some extremely active Halimos in the the Muslim student association and the activities they engage in away from the MSA :holeup:

Very contradictory to say nonetheless..
 

dr.leorio

death\emitter
Ever since I was a child I was always a bit of a kleptomaniac and I never got caught once for stealing anything. I dunno if I'm just a really good thief or if my punishment is coming in the next life but when I was 20-21 I worked for a major corporation while in undergrad as an analyst. My supervisor at the time was a terrible old white lady that hated my guts and always micromanaged the shit outta me and tried to get me in trouble. In fact, her nickname for me was "trouble" and she'd always wave her grease-filled fingers at me every shift and told me to "get back to work!" or "you've gotta earn the dollar like the rest of us". When I told her I was uncomfortable with that nickname and the way she was treating me she immediately started fake crying saying she was comparing me to her son, who was apparently a delinquent, and that I shouldn't take this to HR and let it go. I did let it go but everything took a turn for the worst. I dunno what she told the other supervisors about me but every single one of them gave me the cold shoulder and one even followed me to the bathroom during my work break. He told me "he was keeping an eye on me" and that "I shouldn't stroll around the work place like I owned it." :faysalwtf:
There were so many discriminatory moments at that job I couldn't even begin to count them all and I contemplated leaving many times but the school I went to for undergrad was extremely expensive and I was getting $5000 a semester from tuition reimbursement so I had no choice but to stay for my educations sake. Anyways long story short a year or so after being treated like shit and a plantation slave I out worked everyone in my department working tickets and doing numbers nobody had done before. There was an opening for another department for greater pay and better hours so I went for it. I already had all the necessary qualifications on paper and I already worked for the company so I thought I was a shoe in. But then my old cadaan supervisor cocked blocked the shit outta me knowing damn well I would have made more money than her. She told the HR people I was in email communication with that I was not ready and needed to further develop my skills.
:mugshotman:
I was pissed wlahi! How can this old fat white lady ruin my potential income over an Outlook CC'd email? It didn't make sense and even when we had our meeting together she refused to bring it up even though I was outperforming everyone at the job. She couldn't fire me cause I was excellent but she damn sure wasn't gonna let me do better. Pure Xaasidnimo. I was fuming for days after and my hooya was telling me to calm down since I only had a semester left till graduation. But I said f*ck it and devised a plan to get every penny I lost from that new job. I'm not gonna tell you the name of the company I worked for (obviously) but it was a fortune 5 company that had campuses with tons of buildings connected. So everyday I came back from my morning classes to my work shift I emptied my backpack in my car and walked in with an empty one. My kleptomaniac urges pulsated throughout my entire body and I decided to let go. I went from building to building, floor to floor, looking for laptops (preferably newer ones) that were left unlocked and grabbed them. I would steal 4-5 laptops per day with their charger cables and tuck them into my backpack and walk out past the security guards everyday. They didn't suspect a thing as I already built a rapport with one of the Somali guys that worked during my shift. I would take these laptops and sell them slowly either thru craigslist or Amazon making a little bit over $12,000 cash. After I graduated I felt bad about what I had done but didn't regret it one bit. Part of me wish I had gotten caught but the other part keeps telling myself to stop being a and be happy you missed out on grand larceny charges and successfully plotted out your revenge. I left the job a week before my trip back home and didn't even give a 2 weeks notice. I just left. I took the extra cash and spent half of it on my student loans and the other half I used on my trip back to the motherland. I've only told one other person this story but I felt like you guys should know too since you don't know my real identity :siilaanyosmile:
 
Ever since I was a child I was always a bit of a kleptomaniac and I never got caught once for stealing anything. I dunno if I'm just a really good thief or if my punishment is coming in the next life but when I was 20-21 I worked for a major corporation while in undergrad as an analyst. My supervisor at the time was a terrible old white lady that hated my guts and always micromanaged the shit outta me and tried to get me in trouble. In fact, her nickname for me was "trouble" and she'd always wave her grease-filled fingers at me every shift and told me to "get back to work!" or "you've gotta earn the dollar like the rest of us". When I told her I was uncomfortable with that nickname and the way she was treating me she immediately started fake crying saying she was comparing me to her son, who was apparently a delinquent, and that I shouldn't take this to HR and let it go. I did let it go but everything took a turn for the worst. I dunno what she told the other supervisors about me but every single one of them gave me the cold shoulder and one even followed me to the bathroom during my work break. He told me "he was keeping an eye on me" and that "I shouldn't stroll around the work place like I owned it." :faysalwtf:
There were so many discriminatory moments at that job I couldn't even begin to count them all and I contemplated leaving many times but the school I went to for undergrad was extremely expensive and I was getting $5000 a semester from tuition reimbursement so I had no choice but to stay for my educations sake. Anyways long story short a year or so after being treated like shit and a plantation slave I out worked everyone in my department working tickets and doing numbers nobody had done before. There was an opening for another department for greater pay and better hours so I went for it. I already had all the necessary qualifications on paper and I already worked for the company so I thought I was a shoe in. But then my old cadaan supervisor cocked blocked the shit outta me knowing damn well I would have made more money than her. She told the HR people I was in email communication with that I was not ready and needed to further develop my skills.
:mugshotman:
I was pissed wlahi! How can this old fat white lady ruin my potential income over an Outlook CC'd email? It didn't make sense and even when we had our meeting together she refused to bring it up even though I was outperforming everyone at the job. She couldn't fire me cause I was excellent but she damn sure wasn't gonna let me do better. Pure Xaasidnimo. I was fuming for days after and my hooya was telling me to calm down since I only had a semester left till graduation. But I said f*ck it and devised a plan to get every penny I lost from that new job. I'm not gonna tell you the name of the company I worked for (obviously) but it was a fortune 5 company that had campuses with tons of buildings connected. So everyday I came back from my morning classes to my work shift I emptied my backpack in my car and walked in with an empty one. My kleptomaniac urges pulsated throughout my entire body and I decided to let go. I went from building to building, floor to floor, looking for laptops (preferably newer ones) that were left unlocked and grabbed them. I would steal 4-5 laptops per day with their charger cables and tuck them into my backpack and walk out past the security guards everyday. They didn't suspect a thing as I already built a rapport with one of the Somali guys that worked during my shift. I would take these laptops and sell them slowly either thru craigslist or Amazon making a little bit over $12,000 cash. After I graduated I felt bad about what I had done but didn't regret it one bit. Part of me wish I had gotten caught but the other part keeps telling myself to stop being a and be happy you missed out on grand larceny charges and successfully plotted out your revenge. I left the job a week before my trip back home and didn't even give a 2 weeks notice. I just left. I took the extra cash and spent half of it on my student loans and the other half I used on my trip back to the motherland. I've only told one other person this story but I felt like you guys should know too since you don't know my real identity :siilaanyosmile:

I enjoined reading that sxb, intense and
I'm glad you got you're own back.

I'm also happy you never got Caught you could be someone's Punk in
prison!

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