Rode a bike down a straight hill and face planted. Had to get braces later in life cuz my teeth got fucked.
Almost broke my spine trying to do a backflip from a couch when I was a toddler.
Almost killed my brother with a huge rock because he told me to shut up while I was fuming. I threw it at him and it missed his head by a couple of inches.
Chased and terrorized goats in Somalia because I was bored. Even attempted to steal a younger one I liked. I put it under my shirt as if nobody would see it and had one of my nephews escort me out of the area.
Me and my brother tried chasing after a baboon that was at least twice our size. That thing could've eaten us if it wanted.
Went to play football outside when it was heavily raining like a literal shower. The field was the typical Somali field with no grass and so I got wet and muddy, it was really fun though. I got a cold after and my mom beat the shit out of me.
Started luring and smashing flies for fun because they were annoying the shit out of me. I'd put a piece of food on the floor and smash them with a dacas. I killed around 17 of them.
I was a fucking retard walle.
Hayaaaay
When I was 3 I lifted a hot burning iron that my mother left on the IRON board it was so heavy it felt on the left side of my face and it started burning half of my face the sharp part was right underneath my left eyeball, when my mother removed the iron she fainted cah she saw the flesh exposed, doctors said I was lucky I didn't have the iron hit the iris of my eye, otherwise I would be blind in one eye for life.
Hayaaaay
When I was 3 I lifted a hot burning iron that my mother left on the IRON board it was so heavy it felt on the left side of my face and it started burning half of my face the sharp part was right underneath my left eyeball, when my mother removed the iron she fainted cah she saw the flesh exposed, doctors said I was lucky I didn't have the iron hit the iris of my eye, otherwise I would be blind in one eye for life.
Rode a bike down a straight hill and face planted. Had to get braces later in life cuz my teeth got fucked.
Almost broke my spine trying to do a backflip from a couch when I was a toddler.
Almost killed my brother with a huge rock because he told me to shut up while I was fuming. I threw it at him and it missed his head by a couple of inches.
Chased and terrorized goats in Somalia because I was bored. Even attempted to steal a younger one I liked. I put it under my shirt as if nobody would see it and had one of my nephews escort me out of the area.
Me and my brother tried chasing after a baboon that was at least twice our size. That thing could've eaten us if it wanted.
Went to play football outside when it was heavily raining like a literal shower. The field was the typical Somali field with no grass and so I got wet and muddy, it was really fun though. I got a cold after and my mom beat the shit out of me.
Started luring and smashing flies for fun because they were annoying the shit out of me. I'd put a piece of food on the floor and smash them with a dacas. I killed around 17 of them.
I was a fucking retard walle.
I sometimes bring xawaash with me to work so I can have a nice cup of Somali shaah
It's annoying tho because my co workers have realised how good it tastes so they won't leave my supply be
I didn't know being Somali included getting yourself almost killed
It seems u have forgotten the Somali philosophy of not me and my family.When I read that title I instantly thought of skinnies killing each other in Xamar. Somalis and (self) destruction go hand in hand.
It seems u have forgotten the Somali philosophy of not me and my family.