What's the best break-up/meltdown you've ever seen?

[Nak Muay]

My friend's a degenerate, a deviant through and through. A while back he was caught by his then girlfriend thirsting on some girl's pictures on r/scummywhoresbeggingforvalidation or whatever.

After he apologized and begged for days, she finally forgave him and then came clean about posting her nudes to similar subreddits. He understandably fucking binned her.

She freaked out and came to his house, his mom opened the door and absolutely fucking ripped her to shreds in a mixture of broken English and Arabic for a solid a 5-7mins. "SHARMUTAAAAAA! You come to my home Hayawanaat!?"

Me and my friend just sat on the stairs and and watched the whole thing unfold

 

[486th President]

My friend's a degenerate, a deviant through and through. A while back he was caught by his then girlfriend thirsting on some girl's pictures on r/scummywhoresbeggingforvalidation or whatever.

After he apologized and begged for days, she finally forgave him and then came clean about posting her nudes to similar subreddits. He understandably fucking binned her.

She freaked out and came to his house, his mom opened the door and absolutely fucking ripped her to shreds in a mixture of broken English and Arabic for a solid a 5-7mins. "SHARMUTAAAAAA! You come to my home Hayawanaat!?"

Me and my friend just sat on the stairs and and watched the whole thing unfold

Why was she mad though

 

[Nak Muay]

Why was she mad though

She knew he'd find out about her sordid past sooner or later so she probably preemptively did the whole "forgive and forget" charade before she got caught. Cadaan women are devoid of any morals or decency wallahi

 

[Rooble44]

My friend's a degenerate, a deviant through and through. A while back he was caught by his then girlfriend thirsting on some girl's pictures on r/scummywhoresbeggingforvalidation or whatever.

After he apologized and begged for days, she finally forgave him and then came clean about posting her nudes to similar subreddits. He understandably fucking binned her.

She freaked out and came to his house, his mom opened the door and absolutely fucking ripped her to shreds in a mixture of broken English and Arabic for a solid a 5-7mins. "SHARMUTAAAAAA! You come to my home Hayawanaat!?"

Me and my friend just sat on the stairs and and watched the whole thing unfold

Okay this story is probably gonna crack you up. Basically my cousin was chatting to this girl, she seemed like a really nice down to earth kind of girl. 3 years into the talking stage they decided to get married. So the financial and life talks began, she agrees to £1,000 Mehr which he will pay at his convenience but she will have a wedding that's £18,000. That amount for just a wedding in Manchester isn't very common in the Somali community so it was a win for her.

So boom, my bredda meets her parents and on the second trip to meet her parents he dropped off some expensive ass presents, nigga got her MFK perfume sets, golden jewlery sets worth 3 bags and some designer shoes on top of the wedding money which was £18,000.

So the parents said yes in giving him their daughters hand in marriage, everyone's gassed. I was driving him that day and we were so gassed for the brother.

So fast foreward to the nikah day, our side of the family and the girls side of the family, the elders of each family got to sit on the stage as well the sheikhs. So the sheikh begins the talks with duas and Qur'an ayahs. And finally he tells me bredrin "Gabadhan oo ah so and so, oo meherkeeda ah £35,000, hadaad Ku ogalaatay say qabaltu"

Fam the air was so thick you could cut it with a butter knife. He couldn't talk out of shock, and eventually mustered up the balls to say "No".

There were gasps and people thinking wtf, the women from the separated section started screaming and shouting and it was chaos.

My bredda walked out going against his dad's advice, and had a massive anxiety attack lol.

In the end he ducked the girl but her family tried saying it was a mistake, like how do you go from £1,000 Mehr to £35,000.

 

[Alluring]

Okay this story is probably gonna crack you up. Basically my cousin was chatting to this girl, she seemed like a really nice down to earth kind of girl. 3 years into the talking stage they decided to get married. So the financial and life talks began, she agrees to £1,000 Mehr which he will pay at his convenience but she will have a wedding that's £18,000. That amount for just a wedding in Manchester isn't very common in the Somali community so it was a win for her.

So boom, my bredda meets her parents and on the second trip to meet her parents he dropped off some expensive ass presents, nigga got her MFK perfume sets, golden jewlery sets worth 3 bags and some designer shoes on top of the wedding money which was £18,000.

So the parents said yes in giving him their daughters hand in marriage, everyone's gassed. I was driving him that day and we were so gassed for the brother.

So fast foreward to the nikah day, our side of the family and the girls side of the family, the elders of each family got to sit on the stage as well the sheikhs. So the sheikh begins the talks with duas and Qur'an ayahs. And finally he tells me bredrin "Gabadhan oo ah so and so, oo meherkeeda ah £35,000, hadaad Ku ogalaatay say qabaltu"

Fam the air was so thick you could cut it with a butter knife. He couldn't talk out of shock, and eventually mustered up the balls to say "No".

There were gasps and people thinking wtf, the women from the separated section started screaming and shouting and it was chaos.

My bredda walked out going against his dad's advice, and had a massive anxiety attack lol.

In the end he ducked the girl but her family tried saying it was a mistake, like how do you go from £1,000 Mehr to £35,000.

Sis was so close to the bag.

 

[Rooble44]

Sis was so close to the bag.

Not trying to give out too much details but he just finished uni then and right now is working for one of the largest investment banking companies in the country, he's a very smart and dedicated lad. Sisters family fucked it up for her. What's funnier is that she got married literally 8 months after that fiasco to a nigga who literally said:

- No wedding
- Small lunch + duco and call it a day.
- £300 Mehr lol
- No gold or nothing but at least she got to keep the one my cousin got her.

She's made about 10 Instagram accounts just to try and chat to him, everytime he finds out it's her he just blocks her. Kinda depressing tbh

 

[0117]

Okay this story is probably gonna crack you up. Basically my cousin was chatting to this girl, she seemed like a really nice down to earth kind of girl. 3 years into the talking stage they decided to get married. So the financial and life talks began, she agrees to £1,000 Mehr which he will pay at his convenience but she will have a wedding that's £18,000. That amount for just a wedding in Manchester isn't very common in the Somali community so it was a win for her.

So boom, my bredda meets her parents and on the second trip to meet her parents he dropped off some expensive ass presents, nigga got her MFK perfume sets, golden jewlery sets worth 3 bags and some designer shoes on top of the wedding money which was £18,000.

So the parents said yes in giving him their daughters hand in marriage, everyone's gassed. I was driving him that day and we were so gassed for the brother.

So fast foreward to the nikah day, our side of the family and the girls side of the family, the elders of each family got to sit on the stage as well the sheikhs. So the sheikh begins the talks with duas and Qur'an ayahs. And finally he tells me bredrin "Gabadhan oo ah so and so, oo meherkeeda ah £35,000, hadaad Ku ogalaatay say qabaltu"

Fam the air was so thick you could cut it with a butter knife. He couldn't talk out of shock, and eventually mustered up the balls to say "No".

There were gasps and people thinking wtf, the women from the separated section started screaming and shouting and it was chaos.

My bredda walked out going against his dad's advice, and had a massive anxiety attack lol.

In the end he ducked the girl but her family tried saying it was a mistake, like how do you go from £1,000 Mehr to £35,000.

That brother saved himself from a failed marriage.

 

[Alluring]

Not trying to give out too much details but he just finished uni then and right now is working for one of the largest investment banking companies in the country, he's a very smart and dedicated lad. Sisters family fucked it up for her. What's funnier is that she got married literally 8 months after that fiasco to a nigga who literally said:

- No wedding
- Small lunch + duco and call it a day.
- £300 Mehr lol
- No gold or nothing but at least she got to keep the one my cousin got her.

She's made about 10 Instagram accounts just to try and chat to him, everytime he finds out it's her he just blocks her. Kinda depressing tbh

She got stuck with a bum, low-key deserved it after that finesse. If she wanted 35k, she should've been upfront about it.

 

[Nak Muay]

Okay this story is probably gonna crack you up. Basically my cousin was chatting to this girl, she seemed like a really nice down to earth kind of girl. 3 years into the talking stage they decided to get married. So the financial and life talks began, she agrees to £1,000 Mehr which he will pay at his convenience but she will have a wedding that's £18,000. That amount for just a wedding in Manchester isn't very common in the Somali community so it was a win for her.

So boom, my bredda meets her parents and on the second trip to meet her parents he dropped off some expensive ass presents, nigga got her MFK perfume sets, golden jewlery sets worth 3 bags and some designer shoes on top of the wedding money which was £18,000.

So the parents said yes in giving him their daughters hand in marriage, everyone's gassed. I was driving him that day and we were so gassed for the brother.

So fast foreward to the nikah day, our side of the family and the girls side of the family, the elders of each family got to sit on the stage as well the sheikhs. So the sheikh begins the talks with duas and Qur'an ayahs. And finally he tells me bredrin "Gabadhan oo ah so and so, oo meherkeeda ah £35,000, hadaad Ku ogalaatay say qabaltu"

Fam the air was so thick you could cut it with a butter knife. He couldn't talk out of shock, and eventually mustered up the balls to say "No".

There were gasps and people thinking wtf, the women from the separated section started screaming and shouting and it was chaos.

My bredda walked out going against his dad's advice, and had a massive anxiety attack lol.

In the end he ducked the girl but her family tried saying it was a mistake, like how do you go from £1,000 Mehr to £35,000.

La illah ila allah Muhammed rasul allah
Bro WALLAHI I'd go to the nearest petrol station, buy several liters of petrol and burn the house down with her and the family still inside.

This sort of thing only seems to happen to good, decent brothers wallahi, scumbags are piping these girls with the only expense being the uber fare. He dodged a bullet. I'm glad he snapped out of it and walked away.

 

[Nak Muay]

Sis was so close to the bag.

sIS wAs SO cLOsE tO thE bAg

 

[Sloane Ranger]

I know someone that was upset after her divorce and was trying to get her husband deported. Not sure if it happened though as we lost touch many years ago.

 

[Alluring]

sIS wAs SO cLOsE tO thE bAg
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She got stuck with a bum, low-key deserved it after that finesse. If she wanted 35k, she should've been upfront about it.

I think you're challenged in reading comprehension. Did the ESL classes not go well?

 

[Nak Muay]

Not trying to give out too much details but he just finished uni then and right now is working for one of the largest investment banking companies in the country, he's a very smart and dedicated lad. Sisters family fucked it up for her. What's funnier is that she got married literally 8 months after that fiasco to a nigga who literally said:

- No wedding
- Small lunch + duco and call it a day.
- £300 Mehr lol
- No gold or nothing but at least she got to keep the one my cousin got her.

She's made about 10 Instagram accounts just to try and chat to him, everytime he finds out it's her he just blocks her. Kinda depressing tbh

He's a good guy wallahi. I'd pipe her behind the husband's back and convince her to leave him, then spit in her money-grubbing Yahud face.

I know someone that was upset after her divorce and was trying to get her husband deported. Not sure if it happened though as we lost touch many years ago.

Some girl I knew from uni did that because because some Pajeet on a tier4 Indian visa called her a sl.ut and sprayed febreeze on her at a house party
Last I heard he was kicked out of uni and was trying to avoid deportation, some girls are ruthless wallahi.

 

[Nak Muay]

I think you're challenged in reading comprehension. Did the ESL classes not go well?

"She should've been upfront about wanting money" upfront or not, that's still scummy and short-sighted.

 

[Alluring]

I heard of an older woman who was trying to get her husband in legal trouble because he got married back home without telling her. But, it didn't work out because they only had an Islamic wedding, no registration.

 

[Rooble44]

La illah ila allah Muhammed rasul allah
Bro WALLAHI I'd go to the nearest petrol station, buy several liters of petrol and burn the house down with her and the family still inside.

This sort of thing only seems to happen to good, decent brothers wallahi, scumbags are piping these girls with the only expense being the uber fare. He dodged a bullet. I'm glad he snapped out of it and walked away instead of agreeing to it.

Bro trust me, he was happy with not going back for what he gave her, he's like "I'm lucky I managed to get out of that in fact"

Bruv I wanted to marry my high school sweet heart, this Somali girl I met in year 10. I told my mum I wanted to get married at 17, I've been working since I was 12 at my aunties shop so I managed to save good money. And by good money I mean £2700, which was basically my whole life saving at that point. So my mum and dad heavily advised against it, they took the whole thing as a one big joke and I put them up to it. So we go to her mum's house (She was raised by a single parent so a big ) her mum proper embarrassed us saying if I want her daughter I need to do better and the money I brought couldn't even cover her Mehr. I'm just go smacked and heart broken by this point. We leave and it was a very awkward drive him with my parents.

I spoke to the girl and told her to run away with me, and to put it on her mum but she wasn't having it. I laid low and told her it's okay I'll come ask for her hand in marriage when I saved up more with no plans to ever go back to that girls mum. A few years later just before I moved away from London to Manchester for university, I took that girls virginity and give her a shit load of baggage along side it and left with no trace.

Her abtiyaal tried confronting me but I told them straight up, her mother didn't allow me to get married to her so she got fucked by others niggas and now you're blaming me for your problems. That got them off my case, I blocked her on social media and got a new number, now that's a baggage the next guy gotta deal with thanks to her mum.

 

[Alluring]

"She should've been upfront about wanting money" upfront or not, that's still scummy and short-sighted.

I agree

 

[Angelina]

Not trying to give out too much details but he just finished uni then and right now is working for one of the largest investment banking companies in the country, he's a very smart and dedicated lad. Sisters family fucked it up for her. What's funnier is that she got married literally 8 months after that fiasco to a nigga who literally said:

- No wedding
- Small lunch + duco and call it a day.
- £300 Mehr lol
- No gold or nothing but at least she got to keep the one my cousin got her.

She's made about 10 Instagram accounts just to try and chat to him, everytime he finds out it's her he just blocks her. Kinda depressing tbh

This story is wild. Doesn't make sense. Clearly she cares a lot about money. So why did she marry one guy for nothing and try to rinse out the other?



Very dumb move of hers. Could have had the high life.

 

[Revolutionary]

Not trying to give out too much details but he just finished uni then and right now is working for one of the largest investment banking companies in the country, he's a very smart and dedicated lad. Sisters family fucked it up for her. What's funnier is that she got married literally 8 months after that fiasco to a nigga who literally said:

- No wedding
- Small lunch + duco and call it a day.
- £300 Mehr lol
- No gold or nothing but at least she got to keep the one my cousin got her.

She's made about 10 Instagram accounts just to try and chat to him, everytime he finds out it's her he just blocks her. Kinda depressing tbh

She fucked up so bad just kys at that point

 

[Rooble44]

This story is wild. Doesn't make sense. Clearly she cares a lot about money. So why did she marry one guy for nothing and tried to rinse out the other?



Very dumb move of hers. Could have had the high life.

Wallahi she could've lived a better life than 80% of xalimos if she was honest.