What would you do if you were Jeff Bezos for a day 🤑💵💰

[486th President]

Al Shabab exists

That’s right too many big booty bashiirs damn

 

[Dooyo]

Jeff Bezos for a day? You mean take over his bank account for a day? Have access to his type of wealth for a day? Elaborate.

 

[486th President]

Jeff Bezos for a day? You mean take over his bank account for a day? Have access to his type of wealth for a day? Elaborate.

If you were him physically for a day you also have acces to his bank account and credit card

 

[Desert Flower]

Wire money to my own accounts.

 

[qalanjoqoordheer]

pour it into my private bank account and distribute the money to fake companies under different people but only I will have the actual money. besoz wont be able to lay a finger on my money, then I'd slowly add it into the somali economy and as it gets better I'll build massive space company and Somalia would be the first country to reach all of the planets in a 24 hour span and we'll livestream it on my television company which'll be raking in cash. And to help the jobless Somali graduates I'd let anyone who was fully somali join but they'd undergo training for a year under the graduates.

 

[Quruxley]

I would visit @486th President

 

[Abdisamad]

I would buy Kenya and publicly whoop their president with his own belt

 

[Abdisamad]

I would visit @486th President

Who's that cute girl on your avatar

 

[Quruxley]

I would buy Kenya and publicly whoop their president with his own belt

Love to watch that
Mr kikuyu

 

[Quruxley]

Who's that cute girl on your avatar

 

[Abdisamad]

Love to watch that
Mr kikuyu

You can do anything in Kenya as long as you have enough money

 

[Quruxley]

You can do anything in Kenya as long as you have enough money

That place is a shithole why do Kenyans make it seem like it's the best place in the world

 

[486th President]

I would visit @486th President

Why

 

[Quruxley]

Why

ilyyy <3

 

[Abdisamad]

Wtf

 

[Octavian]

create a hacking agency and steal a bunch more money and military secrets from the gulf chinese and us create my own nukes and make the fifth world consisting of north korea iran chechnya and some other nations let the world burn and sheiid

 

[Quruxley]

Wtf

He don't want he a virgin

 

[Basra]

I would use 25% of his money to end world hunger 10% to Yemen give 5% to my family and then donate the rest to Somalia easy “W” fam we would be destined for greatness I would also sleep with any women I lay my eyes on help African American neighborhoods simple really what would y’all do though

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I'd transfer ALL bezzo account balance to an obscure house wife in Minnesota. wink wink

 

[Octavian]

 

[Octavian]