What is your worst haram thing you've committed in your life?

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ArchBishopofAtheism

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No way did you revert, don't know if troll or serious. For me the atheist life only left my heart black , Im glad that I've left that phase. You're 99% trolling lmao ur the father of gaals
I did revert man. I had an arranged marriage set up with 4 young women in Somalia and I thought this whole Islam thing is :ehh: And plus I'm tired of the atheist lifestyle
 
i was high and drunk as a f*ck, but i had my first and 0nly threesome with 2 isreali bagbackers in bangkok.
i still only remember half the stuff i did which was nasty...
but what i remember was soooooooo much fun....

lol
 
i was high and drunk as a f*ck, but i had my first and 0nly threesome with 2 isreali bagbackers in bangkok.
i still only remember half the stuff i did which was nasty...
but what i remember was soooooooo much fun....

lol
Salute bro:friendhug: giving the yehuds some pro - palestine guus.
 
bangkok? u sure those werent ladyboys? :browtf:
nah it was 3 weeks in thailand, mostly phuket ,surprisingly this was one of my 3 visits to this wonderfull country and no prostitutes or ladyboys this time.
on my second trip i did run into those bastards, embarrased me much.'

was meeting s german friend at a bar in patong , this was an open air beach facing bar right across a ladyboy hangout. within 30mins we started getting accosted by ladyboys as it was early and we were the only prey. I kept telling them to piss off.

one of them was smart and in public bet that he had a bigger penis, and if he proves it i have to pay their bar tab.
since this was after a few shots of tequila and a few pints of beer i was drunk as a f*ck and i was still comming down from the high i had from my wake and bake joint during breakfast, so yeah i agreed with the bet.

next thing i know i had a friggin crowd cheering me on as i stripped i the bar,
the fuckin bartender had a ruler and measuring tape to my dick while rowdy crowd of 10 -20 people watched and cheered . i was 6.8 " quite respectable and 2.5 " girth. the fuckin ladyboy turned out to be hung like a horse with 7.9" and 2" girth and this was the most feminine looking one .

damn that was one of my most embarrassing situations, im lucky that alcohol was cheap in thailand the tab for 3 ladyboys was only $40 and this was a fukload of drinks.
 

yuusufdiin

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nah it was 3 weeks in thailand, mostly phuket ,surprisingly this was one of my 3 visits to this wonderfull country and no prostitutes or ladyboys this time.
on my second trip i did run into those bastards, embarrased me much.'

was meeting s german friend at a bar in patong , this was an open air beach facing bar right across a ladyboy hangout. within 30mins we started getting accosted by ladyboys as it was early and we were the only prey. I kept telling them to piss off.

one of them was smart and in public bet that he had a bigger penis, and if he proves it i have to pay their bar tab.
since this was after a few shots of tequila and a few pints of beer i was drunk as a f*ck and i was still comming down from the high i had from my wake and bake joint during breakfast, so yeah i agreed with the bet.

next thing i know i had a friggin crowd cheering me on as i stripped i the bar,
the fuckin bartender had a ruler and measuring tape to my dick while rowdy crowd of 10 -20 people watched and cheered . i was 6.8 " quite respectable and 2.5 " girth. the fuckin ladyboy turned out to be hung like a horse with 7.9" and 2" girth and this was the most feminine looking one .

damn that was one of my most embarrassing situations, im lucky that alcohol was cheap in thailand the tab for 3 ladyboys was only $40 and this was a fukload of drinks.
a thai ladyboy with a nearly 8 incher??? fucker beat me by 4 mm's :kodaksmiley: u sure that nigga was thai? bet u he decided not to cut it off to piss other men off :mjlol:
 
Salute bro:friendhug: giving the yehuds some pro - palestine guus.
i was a gentleman they were bagpackers sleeping 4 or 5 to a room while i had a 2 bedroom hotel apartment in central bangkok.
meet them at a reggea bar with ex army isreali rasta who sells weed on the side,
supringly more than half spoke fluent arabic, while i was trying out my hebrew.. i friend of mine accidentally discoverd this bar a couple of months back so i had to try it.
before that i had to depend on a friend of a friend who was a police officer and a functional pothead for my weed. we used to go to his apartment smoke up during working hours and play playstation.

lol
 
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