What is your ideal somali women spouse.what traits do you look for in a potential wife.

[El padrone]

phsiology: big ass round futo, thicc thighs, perky naaso(puffy nipples, small black brown areola), small waist, long tresses.

psychology: educated, empathy, fearless, open minded, lovin and carin, knows how to use logic, considerate, confident, loves life (sex and whatnot).

and the obligatory; knows how to cook fancy food.

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[dr.leorio]

5'11 eh ? You are Ogaden right ? First time I have heard of an Ogaden that isn't atleast 6'4

it sucks cause everyone on my moms side including my little brother are giants

I can't really complain though because my dad is only 5'8 but my hooya is 5'10 so I'm just happy I'm taller than both of them

Shout out to my pops tho, he saved me from a life of midgethood by marrying a lady taller than him

 

[Genos]

phsiology: big ass round futo, thicc thighs, perky naaso(puffy nipples, small black brown areola), small waist, long tresses.

psychology: educated, empathy, fearless, open minded, lovin and carin, knows how to use logic, considerate, confident, loves life (sex and whatnot).

and the obligatory; knows how to cook fancy food.

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Do you prefer someone who already has experienced the bdsm lifestyle or do you want an uninitiated girl that you can "break in"?

 

[MemesNullifyMyPain]

my ideal somali woman is @Steamdevolopment seems like she can take a joke. same for @TooMacaan

also

@Noir shes such an accomplished troll who introduced me to hunter x hunter

 

[El padrone]

Do you prefer someone who already has experienced the bdsm lifestyle or do you want an uninitiated girl that you can "break in"?

Lol tricky question. I have been gettin emotional lately after seeing so many maskiin somali girls who have no idea about me, and they are just this happy innocent, puppy eyes, smiley, playful who never hurt a fly souls. just all friendly and warm calling me "yaa huuno, walaalkay maxaa tidhi" when i ask them something or replying my random "hellos" with "ma fiicantahay walaal cabdi" "xagee ka dhacdey maalmahan" etc.

all that stuff is giving me second thoughts about hurting them. its sad sometimes cuz i imagine these delicate xaliimos in pain and distress. it almost gives me mental breakdown cuz im not that monster usually!

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[El padrone]

my ideal somali woman is @Steamdevolopment seems like she can take a joke. same for @TooMacaan

also

@Noir shes such an accomplished troll who introduced me to hunter x hunter

@Noir is but since you ruined it for accusing her for catfish ima leave "it" alone. :siilaanyolaugh:

 

[MemesNullifyMyPain]

@Noir is but since you ruined it for accusing her for catfish ima leave "it" alone. :siilaanyolaugh:

@Noir gives me a half chub whenever she triggers people

@Steamdevolopment hmu

 

[Malcolm X]

@Noir gives me a half chub whenever she triggers people

@Steamdevolopment hmu

I want to know your answer to this one

 

[MemesNullifyMyPain]

I want to know your answer to this one

listen to your heart not your penis

 

[Malcolm X]

listen to your heart not your penis

I have standards y'know.

 

[El padrone]

@Noir gives me a half chub whenever she triggers people

@Steamdevolopment hmu

 

[El padrone]

@Noir gives me a half chub whenever she triggers people

@Steamdevolopment hmu

Im an optimist, i look things at the bright side. you have a big clit right. right babe?

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[0117]

Im an optimist, i look things at the bright side. you have a big clit right. right babe?

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Bro your talking to a man

 

[MemesNullifyMyPain]

I have standards y'know.

i will hit u up in the dms shortly

 

[TSP]

Im an optimist, i look things at the bright side. you have a big clit right. right babe?

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You got duped at the last second

better now instead of getting catfished

 

[MemesNullifyMyPain]

You got duped at the last second

better now instead of getting catfished

again with accusations. wallahi im sick of your shit man

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[TSP]

again with accusations. wallahi im sick of your shit man

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I can't get a read on you.

One min you're getting triggered by me and the next you want to converse

 

[MemesNullifyMyPain]

I can't get a read on you.

One min you're getting triggered by me and the next you want to converse

i was just about to say stop liking my shit and converse with me

 

[El padrone]

Bro your talking to a man

You got duped at the last second

better now instead of getting catfished

Dunno man. "it" is so gender fluid the lgbt community are so baffled theyre trying to invesnt some new colors and names for it

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[TooMacaan]

Saving it till the season is over so I can binge it

I'm gonna catch up on the manga as soon as I have time and spoil the plot line for you