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[Jungle]

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is 5'1 and 113 lb female heavy to carry? i'm asking for my future mans

also, will i shrink and compress more as i age?

Not at all. If he cant carry you he a hoe

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[sambuusi]

Not at all. If he cant carry you he a ***

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very interesting and duly noted

 

[Macalin M]

My friends are too rude man. I had to cut from the PS4 party because I had a feeling I was losing my good deeds laughing at their jokes. Roasting everyone heavy

 

[Cartman]

Contemplating a name change, I don’t think it suits me much.

 

[Jungle]

 

[sambuusi]

so i was just doing my chores and my mom was like, “other girls your age are getting married and are cleaning whole houses”
i replied, “when i get married, i’ll move into a super tiny apartment so there’s less to clean. i’ll also make a designated pen area for the whole family to stay within. no messes EASY”
she didn’t even see i was joking

 

[Jungle]

I saw mini me tonight, im on cloud 9 happy af.

 

[Medulla]

Rereading my old threads and posts honestly I have no idea who wrote half this stuff

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Eid will not be the same this year. Oh well I will get dressed 3 times just to be in the house.

 

[Octavian]

it snowed here earlier today

 

[Octavian]

it reminds me of the time when i used to work at a amusement park it not only snowed, rained hailed and it also became sunny and a lighting bolt hit the roof above where i stood all in 2 hours

 

[a y a n]

I’m actually starting to like reading again. It’s very calming : )

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Disgusted by what I heard, grown ass man acting like dhocil, I've seen it all. All this time I'm thinking, don't argue with a kid when he's older than my 40 year old adeer. Accudubillah.

 

[Octavian]

Disgusted by what I heard, grown ass man acting like dhocil, I've seen it all.

Explain

 

[Alexander The Great]

Cocaine and hoes

 

[Parailia somalensis]

It is crazy how 55% of Somalias armed forces are moonlighting in the PMC sector.

 

[Shmurda]

@Afrique can you cook? Can you clean? The public NEEDS the answers to these questions.

 

[a y a n]

I have taken too much of a liking to discussion and debate and at this rate I think I have an issue bruuuhhhhh

 

[Afrique]

@Afrique can you cook? Can you clean? The public NEEDS the answers to these questions.

I can cook the basic Somali dishes shmurda. I can also make a few different European breakfasts. If I was cooking for you I would make you an omelette with cheese drenched in henny so you don’t miss home.

 

[Shmurda]

I can cook the basic Somali dishes shmurda. I can also make a few different European breakfasts. If I was cooking for you I would make you an omelette with cheese drenched in henny so you don’t miss home.

And I'd cook you pasta with whipped cream chargers in the middle of the meatballs to return the favour