What is on your mind right now?

[Apollo]

I wonder what @Apollo has bought from Amazon?

All kinds of stuff, usually stuff you cannot find nearby. Often it is alo cheaper than stores.

 

[Younes Osman]

I’ve been very low carb for a week. I’m not seeing the high-energy/mental clarity promises yet.

So you didn't have basto or baris all week because last time I had it was march or April .

 

[VixR]

So you didn't have basto or baris all week because last time I had it was march or April .

Anything. Pretty much everything you can think of has carbs in it. No sweets, breads, cereals, oatmeal, pasta, potatoes, rice, most fruits, most snacks, most prepackaged foods.

I like oatmeal in the morning, but I can’t have it.

 

[VixR]

My amazon purchases are going up each year (have been reviewing it). Ashamedly contributing to automation and job loss.

I’ll buy their stock when it dips. Today it’s $1776 (the year America was founded).

 

[IstarZ]

It’s almost 2020 and ppl still think autism can be ‘cured’

 

[Younes Osman]

So, I'm in the club and I really like this xalimo. How should I start the conversation?

 

[HanadR6]

So, I'm in the club and I really like this xalimo. How should I start the conversation?

Naya xagee ka timid

 

[Younes Osman]

Naya xagee ka timid

No, I cant say that because other wise I might as well not talk to her. The only think is she might get the wrong impression of me.

 

[HanadR6]

No, I cant say that because other wise I might as well not talk to her. The only think is she might get the wrong impression of me.

You're in the club right now?

 

[Macalin M]

Naya xagee ka timid

Reer mudug?

 

[Younes Osman]

You're in the club right now?

No, I just made up a question that went too deep. But, can be used in a hypothetical situation.

 

[HanadR6]

Tell her she so beautiful and shit. Always works for me

 

[HanadR6]

Reer mudug?

Don't really know that much about tribes and clans

 

[Younes Osman]

Tell her she so beautiful and shit. Always works for me

Nah, that would be too easy because she heard it all before hasn't she ?

 

[HanadR6]

Nah, that would be too easy because she heard it all before hasn't she ?

Dunno

 

[Macalin M]

Don't really know that much about tribes and clans

Nvm

@Younes Osman just chat the maddest shit but make sure the eye contact is there. Look at her when she’s talking back and seem interested. If your peng then drop a cheeky lick of the lips. Try pop a couple jokes as well. You’re Somali so you should be funny.

 

[HanadR6]

Nvm

@Younes Osman just chat the maddest shit but make sure the eye contact is there. Look at her when she’s talking back and seem interested. If your peng then drop a cheeky lick of the lips. Try pop a couple jokes as well. You’re Somali so you should be funny.

My guy said lick your lips

 

[Younes Osman]

Nvm

@Younes Osman just chat the maddest shit but make sure the eye contact is there. Look at her when she’s talking back and seem interested. If your peng then drop a cheeky lick of the lips. Try pop a couple jokes as well. You’re Somali so you should be funny.

That's excellent advice. But, minus the lip thing because i might come across as needy which I'm not.

 

[Macalin M]

My guy said lick your lips

Loool walaalkey the girls love the lip movement. But it’s gotta be smooth not forced.

 

[HanadR6]

Loool walaalkey the girls love the lip movement. But it’s gotta be smooth not forced.

What do you mean by 'chat the maddest shit' ?