What ethnicity/race would you want to be if not Somali?

[Basra]

Congolese, their women look badass and less smelly than their neighbors.

Congo woman

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[Farjano-Walad]

I don't know why Mudane, but i think he could have said Puerto rico or any country and you would still claim to have worked there and that their women are hot

i did work as an economic analyst in marbella,

marbella is probably the second richest city in europe after Monaco, though moocano is a country, its tiny,

the Saudi royal family has built masjids there, massive house they own which they go to in in autun to avoid the hot heat of saudi

also so many millionaires, billionaires, germanc, russian, french, english, ukrainian retirees, super rich people go there due to the nice weather and tax incentives,

in fact you will barely see a native due to the richness, its too expensive and super car dealerships all over, ferrari, bugatis, bentley etc

was sent there to attract big time investors, we use to sell German Bunds/bonds to them and stocks, german stocks, i was responsible for analysing the german markets

dont get jealous just because i have travelled, got educated whilst you were stuck in hargeysa begging the UN for water and food,

dont get jealous my 1door friend

 

[911]

Senegalese, Gambian or Malian.
Basically anything Black + Muslim.

 

[Farjano-Walad]

No Basra, I am still a somewhat practicing Muslim.

But you have to admit being born a Jew is like being born with a sliver spoon in your mouth.

Ever you is handed to you on a golden plate

and 2600 years of slavery and being colonised by everyone on earth ans scattered all over the planet,

its their time,

my favourit ayat in the holly book:

The jews, cursed by the very tongue of Dawood and Ciisa=

there is 1000 years between nabi david AS and prophet jesus AS

 

[Farjano-Walad]

Ogaden, as in a country called Ogadeniya would be my ideal citizenship

Somali , proud of it, unique features, islamic history, language, good land, sure we are idiots when it comes to statehood but we can fix that


how luckily we got islam and some people will die being bonr a gaal till die a gaal, how sad,

our ancestors made the right choice, they accepted islam with out the sword,

maybe turkish, islamic yet proud history

 

[TooMacaan]

Japanese.

 

[Mr.Haggis]

Japanese.

You on that sushi ting fam?

 

[TooMacaan]

You on that sushi ting fam?

Ofc, you're not??

 

[government]

I'm not Amira. I haven't seen him in a long time.
Stop derailing your own thread btw. Stick to your original question.

How do you know Amira? that makes you even more suspicious

 

[Ugaaso]

a giant viking woman!!

 

[Abdurahman_somali]

i did work as an economic analyst in marbella,

marbella is probably the second richest city in europe after Monaco, though moocano is a country, its tiny,

the Saudi royal family has built masjids there, massive house they own which they go to in in autun to avoid the hot heat of saudi

also so many millionaires, billionaires, germanc, russian, french, english, ukrainian retirees, super rich people go there due to the nice weather and tax incentives,

in fact you will barely see a native due to the richness, its too expensive and super car dealerships all over, ferrari, bugatis, bentley etc

was sent there to attract big time investors, we use to sell German Bunds/bonds to them and stocks, german stocks, i was responsible for analysing the german markets

dont get jealous just because i have travelled, got educated whilst you were stuck in hargeysa begging the UN for water and food,

dont get jealous my 1door friend

You damn caghdeer caghdeer dhalay, I hope Allah SWT increases your blessings and makes you one of the richest and most succesful people on earth, jealousy is never good among Muslim brothers

 

[Ugaaso]

You damn caghdeer caghdeer dhalay, I hope Allah SWT increases your blessings and makes you one of the richest and most succesful people on earth, jealousy is never good among Muslim brothers

Never cross the mad man again.

 

[Basra]

You damn caghdeer caghdeer dhalay, I hope Allah SWT increases your blessings and makes you one of the richest and most succesful people on earth, jealousy is never good among Muslim brothers

aaaahhh okkkkkk

 

[Abdurahman_somali]

Never cross the mad man again.

Forget about the Caghdeer, their nickname doqon didn't came from nothing

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[Ugaaso]

Forget about the Caghdeer, their nickname doqon didn't came from nothing

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lol leave my distant cousins alone.

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[Basra]

I want to be Blonde, Blue eyed.. with aquiline Greek nose.

 

[Apollo]

And not Horn of African.

I think I would like to be a white Muslim (not a revert) or a Central Asian Muslim (Kazakh).

Ashkenazi Jew from a Cohanim family living in New York, .

Japanese.

Maasai, nice simple life.

Tutsi from the ruling class of Rwanda, perhaps related to Paul Kagame.

 

[Molotoff]

Samoan or bosnian/russian/turkish

 

[Apollo]

What Somali qabiil would you want to be? You have to pick one, don't chicken.

 

[Farjano-Walad]

Forget about the Caghdeer, their nickname doqon didn't came from nothing

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walle cuqdad 1door,

abdirahman, were you beaten by an caghdeer recently? or rejected by a caghdeer qalanjo

cuqdad ku dhimo,