Welcome to the salty spatoon how Somali are you?

[Mali Mo]

I'm so Somali when the wifi is dropping I accuse someone of sixir.

 

[Daleelah]

I'm so somali that when I get the tinest of pimples on my face I say...istubidhadi shalay...isheedi qadhmuuneed ba igu dhacday..

 

[Mali Mo]

I'm so somali that when I get the tinest of pimples on my face I say...istubidhadi shalay...isheedi qadhmuuneed ba igu dhacday..

lol.
I'm So Somali, I write White as my race in the box.

 

[Daleelah]

I'm so somali that I can differentiate between when a somali person knocks on the door..and when a cadaan person knocks on the door (cadaans have a certain knock wallahi wallahi)..they knock like you owe them rent money..

 

[Mali Mo]

I'm so Somali, all I cook in the house for dinner is baris or basto.

 

[GeKo]

I'm sooo somali, I say wallahi billahi tallahi to get my point across.

 

[Daleelah]

I'm sooo somali, I say wallahi billahi tallahi to get my point across.

say wallahiiiiiiiiii

 

[GeKo]

say wallahiiiiiiiiii

Wallahi...billahi..talllahhhiii!

 

[Daleelah]

Some people (lol I don't do it) are so somali they swear on their mothers life "waatan hooyaday waaya" just to prove a point...although you know it's shirk..cause you're only suppose to swear on Allah

 

[Mali Mo]

I'm so Somali I fight over the last moose.

 

[GeKo]

when you overdose on baasto and look like this

 

[Mali Mo]

I'm so Somali I'm more scared of dogs than the police.

 

[GeKo]

 

[Daleelah]

I'm so somali...that I grew up believing if food fell on the floor and you didn't pick it up from the floor immediately..the food would start crying in agony...because mother would say "ceeshka Ilaahay dhulka ka qaad..wu ooyaya"..

wallahi true story..

 

[Yuna09]

I'm so Somali I fight over the last moose.

That’s not Somali. My g, you a primate


This is daanyeernimo

 

[truthHurts]

I'm so somali that I can differentiate between when a somali person knocks on the door..and when a cadaan person knocks on the door (cadaans have a certain knock wallahi wallahi)..they knock like you owe them rent money..

somalis knock like they're being chased by someone

 

[Hatredfree]

Somali pirate we out here

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Looooool@ these replies.




Thank God I'm not Somali then.

 

[DeadStar]

I’m so somali people call me Somalia coz they can’t pronounce my name.

 

[Mali Mo]

I'm so Somali I call Biggie Smalls Weyn Yariso.
I'm so Somali I call even gaalo restaurants makhaayad
I'm so Somali I eat with my right hand even though I'm left handed.
I'm so Somali I call white girls Nayaa when I want to get their attention.
I'm so Somali I keep a tussbax in my car.
I'm so Somali I call Minneapolis Minneabolis.
I'm so Somali I call basketball Banooni.
I'm so Somali I call greedy people Yuhuud.
I'm so Somali I told people when I was in community college I was in 4 year jaamacad.